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A brainteaser
The mother is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now, the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.

Question: Where's the father?
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bukkakegod:
the crackhead down the block on canal st. claims to be the father, but then again so does the heroine addict on st. marks. so your guess is as good as mine.
luna666:
var $child;

$mother = $child + 21;

$mother + 6 = ($child + 6)*5;

$child + 21 + 6 = 5*$child + 30;

$child + 27 = 5*$child + 30;

$child = -3/4;

so if the child is -3/4 years old, then the dad is...... shocked shocked

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In celebration of our our anniversary, we had dinner at Daniel. We didn't know anything about it, other than:

A. It's a "nice" restaurant.
B. They have a decent vegetarian selection (which I've found to be very rare for a nice restaurant).

This place was like a "Expensive French Restaurant" scene in a movie, with perfect postured French waiters, a two-volume hardback wine...
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legionnaire:
Holy shit - I wasn't being serious when I said you guys should go to Daniel! It's supposed to be amazing, but it's SO EXPENSIVE. Dear god. You should have told me you were going - one of my friends from high school works in the kitchen there and has promised to hook up whoever I send with extra stuff. Oh well, glad to hear that you had a good dinner and anniversary, anyway.
ellebelle:
maxflava said on February 25, 2004 03:27 PM Please tell it wasn't the same velvet jacket you wore 10 years ago!
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I think that woulda been fine. ???? biggrin What?

Straight boys that wear velvet are hawt! (I'd probably turn my head at half the gay guys wearing velvet as well) I went out the other night with my American gal pals and one of their Internet friends showed up wearing a velvet shirt. We couldn't stop touching his arms. He was such a perfect gentleman. I was surprised they met the guy on yahoo. Very nice boy. biggrin His shirt was my favorite color too. Eggplant. Whoot.
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yumchen:
biggrin !!!!! love I love love! congrats. What is the ten year gift? Rope I think? Or is it power tools?
lx:
You guys are rad. Such a great couple.
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The inside of my computer is a fucking Gordian Knot of cables, half of which go nowhere. It's an absolute mess. I slid a new hard drive in, flipped around some jumpers, attached cables on instinct, and powered up. And it worked! Amazing. Now to fill it up with crap.

Saturday night was stacycats' party. I left vyeseleph with SGNY and took my bottle...
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kenjiwaha:
So you missed a bunch of flat-chested SGs. Big Deal! smile
complainey:
i want season two. mpg's? if so, YOU GOTTA HOOK ME UP
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ellebelle:
That delete button does seem odd.

Anyway~ the party was good. The karioke stuff fell through.
frown Which totally sucks if you're an attention whore. (guilty) It was still a really good party with a good mix of people. Everyone brought a bottle of wine but only two bottles were consumed so we'll have wine for weeks. surreal
One of the Scottish guys ended up crashing on the couch. You think the Irish are drinkers~ but the Scotts can totally drink the Irish under the table. ~ at least the guys I've met.

Anyway~ the only thing the post that got deleted said was that I like your new happy/sad stuff in your profile. The Baby Corn shit cracked me up. smile

Love and Light~
Ellie
lucky7:
Never said I could spell tongue Should've put more effort into it, since I was making fun of someone stupid!

Love the heart & kitties picture love
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What's nice is when a blind date you helped engineer goes well. Though vyeseleph was really the driving force, there.

And: You know what tomorrow is, don't you?
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legionnaire:
Wow, you're good at setting up blind dates? My personal experience with them has ranged from just OK to outright disastrous. Any suggestions?

See you tomorrow night. smile
debrajean:
today
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Never ever wash down a multivitamin with diet soda right before bed.

Worst indigestion ever. I'm still suffering.
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broadwaybee:
Pssh, that's nothing. I pooed Cadbury's Mini Eggs this morning.
kenjiwaha:
Soda pop is for the daytime pal!
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thelibra:
well...nine months prior to February is May. Um. Hmm.
Memorial Day? Start of the summer...scantily clad months...?

Dunno. September/Early October birthdays (like mine!) are easy to figure out. Nine months after New Year's Eve or V-day!!
stacycats:
shoot! i tried to look at it when my boss went to lunch but he only ran out for a sec to grab something so i just saw like 30 seconds! *whine*
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I thought my coffee this morning was bitter, but not everybody hated it.

So I turn on the TV this morning, and you'll never guess what movie was on! That's right, Paulie! So I watched the second half of it. That fucking Bruce Davison if he's not keeping the mutants down or altering reality, he's enslaving talking animals for experimentation! Bastard!
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legionnaire:
Hot Damn, that man has been in everything! He's the JT Walsh for the next millennium. And he was born on the exact same day as my father... spooky.... or, maybe not, just kind of a coincidence.

And I like the scrubs with science idea. I see millions in our future. I'll talk to my people, you talk to your people, and let's get a deal ready to roll.
ellebelle:
Ethan Hawke can't be all that bad if he spends quality time with his dog. Hopefully he had a five o'clock shadow and looked all scruffy. (that look actually suits him)

I need to get ready. I didn't go into Dublin yesterday to get more beads for a necklace, bracelet and matching earring set I'm working on for my friends b-day on Wednesday.

I hate getting up early. Yeah~ this is early? It's 9 AM here.
Poor me.
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Yesterday vyeseleph and I were walking up 3av to get to our local video store, when this guy stopped me with: "Excuse me, are you computer literate?"

I said yes. I was not wearing my "Good With Computers" shirt.

He launched into this spiel about running an FTP server via his DSL and static versus dynamic IP addresses and did I have any idea why...
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legionnaire:
Ha! I'm sorry to hear that. And no, I don't think you necesarily give off any computer-savvy vibes.

Those links you sent me were so brilliant. I'm seriously tempted to make a sign with one of those biblical verses and show up at the next right-to-life protest with it, just not saying anything, and see if anyone picks up on the reference. It might be worth getting my ass kicked. wink
ellebelle:
I clicked the Saprano pic. In that pic with your hair all slicked down you look like that Rocky Balboa guy. Not your hair color- just your facial features.
Early this year I bought a buncha movies from this guy selling movies out of a gym bag. Anyway~ One of the movies I bought was missing and all 5 Rocky movies were in it's place. I got desprate and watched all 5 Rocky flicks in one day. It was horrible. puke I had never seen any of them in their entirety. Anyway~you look like Rocky in that pic.

Anytime anyone walks up to me and starts a conversation on the street I automatically think it's SKETCHY.

I'd forget the suit and baseball bat idea and just walk around wearing your hula outfit. That shit rules. biggrin It's probably too cold for that. Do you have a black jacket with a tiger on the back of it? (Rockey3 I think) A pair of those really nifty gloves with the tips clipped off would be sweet! I actually own a pair of those. blush I bought em' in Paris.

Did you have your glasses on when the man approached you?
Everyone looks a little more studious in a pair of rockin' glasses. I know that usually instead of telling my daughter how pretty she is. I usually try to tell her how smart she is followed by the pretty comment.

Skryche~ You do look very smart! You ARE smart. You're also pretty. smile