Siv Suicide | Alternative Model for SuicideGirls

after a three week hiatus due to tonsilitis-imposed abstemiousness, i have returned to my former status as tippler par excellence.

some shitfaced photos!!! :

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/mirrorproj.jpg

mmm, more bathroomssss

there was a really rockin' motorcycle parked in the old people parking lot. i was curious.
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/goldwing.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/bighog.jpg

drunken kissyfaces to all
http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/smooch.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/beerroom.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/feets.jpg

aww. feeeets.

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tororo:

......the way you make bathrooms look like enchanted places.....

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Jul 12, 2003

juliana:

Juliana is the happiest grrl in the world. Thank you, Siv, Thank you.

HEEEE!

And I will have you know that I will NEVER EVER beg you to stop.

Keep on truckin'...

Jul 12, 2003

p.s get the mpegs from the last entry while they're hot,...
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micah:

Can I please be your Heirophant, and spread the evil word of Siv?

Jul 10, 2003

scooter11:

Co-wel! I wish I had your photographic chops. Of course, you also have a better model to work with.

Jul 10, 2003

the world is not ready. but nevertheless. i got a new cammy-ra today, which, amongst other cool-ass features i will never be able to use, ever, has VIDEO!!! so my pal adam and i took 'er for a test run.

so i present to you the decidedly non-Masterpiece Theatre mpgs of:

Siv and Adam Take a Scooter Ride
features such notable dialogue as:
"What the...
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partiallyblind:

you, my girl, are without a doubt, the most interesting girl i've (n)ever met on this here website*

love, love, love the videos

* excluding the wife, that is, but i have met her

edited for link dorkage

[Edited on Jul 09, 2003]

Jul 8, 2003

_v_:

that was the best
it is nice to hear the girl in all them fancy pictures voice
off to zombieville

Jul 9, 2003

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/blueeyes.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/geisha.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/hairmirr.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/shadow.jpg

p.s. more Candides, but not in the Voltaire sense! ;P er, candids.

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_v_:

really?
what are you going to be doing?
the burlesque show - what i saw on tape from their show, was amazing - and i mean the act not the pasties
yummy fun smart wittilicious

Jul 8, 2003

rozehead:

pretty pretty...the best of all possible worlds!
everything always works out, right? do you? it appears maybe so, yes?

-pangloss
(rozehead)

Jul 8, 2003

bok bok bok.

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user092840:

bok

bok:

Jul 5, 2003

thee_blacklisted:

mmmmm. chi-cken...

Jul 6, 2003

well, ENOUGH with these flattering self portraitures!!!! it is time to shockkk the monkey, and the retinas, with some high camp caricatured strangeness, perhaps showing the inner beauty for a change. (you will get the joke in .5 seconds!!!)

these were collaborative efforts with my then-boy. sometimes i wonder exactly how he saw me. Har.

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/wild_west.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/screamin_meemees.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/oface.jpg
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batattak:

Here's one for you. Don't let the power go to your head.

:batattak:

Jul 4, 2003

user092840:

You are SO cute.
And my boy wont let me drink Boones,lol.
Probably cause he is from MD,and he says its ghetto and redneck.
Hahahhahahaha

Jul 5, 2003

last year in a bar bathroom (some of the best color schemes everrrrr, in my opinion, are in club/bar bathrooms):

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/greenbathroom.jpg

http://www.girlsarewebsafe.com/beth/images/greenbathroom2.jpg

p.s. i hope my set goes up sooooooooooon.

:o :x

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micah:

Oh when oh when will the new Siv set go up?

*aches* Awwwwwghhrrrr

I MUST HAVE MORE SIV!

Jul 3, 2003

alexkarina:

Green is the color of my true love's.... background? Eyes? Preferred color correction?

Jul 4, 2003

weeHAW. i am back in the cable internet saddle, for sure.

i was tempted to go ahead and ask the friendly airport security guards exactly what their protocol for "random selection" was, as i have been "randomly selected" for full-on spread-eagle selection the last (and i am not exaggerating) fifteen times i have traveled in domestic waters.

so, any ideas as to what makes me...
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uncognitive:

http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/index.php

In case you wanted another secret penguin

Jul 1, 2003

catdad:

It's probably your name. They have a list of suspicious names and you have no option of clearing yourself ahead of time. There was an article about it many weeks ago in the local paper. Several weeks ago, my grandmother's brother took some budget flight from back east - 4 or 5 landings between there and here. He was taken aside and questioned every time they landed and strip searched to his underwear twice. He's about 70 years old. I'm guessing it's the last name "Reid" that made him a target.

Jul 1, 2003

well, apparently, my mum and dad can go stuff it in a sock, as i have not been whimpering in vain all these days past.

i evidently have a rather ripping case of tonsilitis!

ironic, really, as I had my tonsils removed when i was eighteen.

hooray for antibiotics and ice cream.

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_v_:

have i missed any new pictures
i am to short for time to back search
sorry about the folks

Jun 30, 2003

fenris23:

I had to have my tonsils taken out twice too.

Jun 30, 2003

it has come to my attention via my special penguin, Uncognitive, that I should take much advantage of my internet predicament and attempt to be not merely in absentia, but MYSTERIOUS and ALOOF ala Garbo, or possibly Jimmy Dean. Him and his woodsy cabins, smoking sausages to all hours of the night. THE MYSTERY, SHE IS MILDLY SPICY!!

siv's tips for MYSTERY and GLAMOUR:

1)...
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nex_flamma:

that was easily one of the funniest things I've seen on here in a long time. You get like 50,000 points for originality and 14 points for a Jimmy Dean Sausage reference.

Jun 26, 2003

kingskottie:

you are one rocking leo!

Jun 26, 2003

rrrrrr. very cranky, as have nasty-ass sore throat. blame cats. am plotting to somehow shave cats bald while overprotective parents sleep. have no idea as to whereabouts of subjects in previously used subject-verb constructions.

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micah:

Give the cats a bath, then take photos of them while they're wet and make a "wall of shame" photo album to humiliate them in front of the other cats.

Jun 25, 2003

rozehead:

i refrain from the obvious joke...
love the new pic. flathead bedroom eyes, just what are you thinking about? Non-Euclidean geometry? a Prada clutch? butterflies?

dreamy.

-rozehead

Jun 25, 2003

so i'm currently living la vida boring in good old MD with the pay-rents. which means a dialup modem which went out of style when dinosaurs stopped wearing hoopskirts. so this means i will have to be very unresponsive and shizzle on the site

the only time i DO get to use a spiffy computer is at my dad's work, which also has one of...
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tarbaby:

pssst...some nice new sets have gone up in suicideboys....rawr

Jun 22, 2003

seth0067:

Hmn. I grew up in Potomac. Are you near there? Can you drive by my high school and spit on it for me?

Jun 22, 2003

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