Watching a band last night and I feel a tug on my sweater. I look down and it's a little person, midget, whatever. He is asking if he can stand in front of us. His girlfriend(?) comes up and asks another person near me if they can go in front of them so they can see. Everyone is nice and makes room for the couple.... Read More
Exploring the BDSM world a bit lately. Bought two riding crops yesterday. I got myself a Dom. Now if only I marked a little more. Coming home with no marks on me is equal parts frustrating and nice. It's frustrating because it would be nice to see once in a while and nice because I don't have to explain bruising. I do have to say... Read More
Bat Shit Crazy.
Where is the connection between bat feces and crazy people? Can a person be Dog Shit Crazy? or Elephant Shit Crazy? I mean seriously what does it even mean? I say the bigger poop the more crazy you are. So Elephant shit crazy > Bat Shit crazy. Right?
So, I know this isn't new to anyone and probably a lot of you have experienced this in one form or another...
Some guy I went to high school with just added me on Facebook and is asking me all about how my life is going now. This wouldn't be weird if this guy was actually my friend in high school or even a classmate... Read More
Just let him know about all the orgies you have now, and your two kids because of said orgies, really wish you knew for sure if the father was your husband, or not...
I don't have an account on facebook. However, I do think it's always amusing when someone will come back onto SG or into chat after takig a 2 er 4 year break and they recognize my name and will whisper me or send a private message saying "So how are you?!!!" it's like "Dude, you didn't even know how I was last time you were here. What difference would it make if I say that I'm different than I was before? And if I actually was to tell you all the things that've happened to me in the past 3 years in any level of detail that would actually give you half a clue, there's no way in hell you'd be interested enough to actually read it all. So, to answer your question sensibly: I'm fine. "
So every year I make a resolution that I have no intention in keeping and I usually succeed in failing. This year I figured I would give it the ol' college try. So, here are the things that I would like to accomplish this year.
1. be healthier
**I have given up soda so far and have been drinking way more water. I just need... Read More