reprobate

200 Catholic school girls are currently having field day outside my office window, and you know, its just not doing it for me.

Either all those raunchy 80's teen comedies have raised the bar to unattainable levels, or I really am just getting old.

As much as it pains me to admit it, I may, in fact, have too many socks.

I'm wearing white shoes before Easter.

I'm a rebel and I'll never be any good.

It took awhile, but I think we finally got our third:

"After 3 days of deliberations, jurors convicted Lawrence Christopher Smith, 25, of shooting Dom Perignon Champagne from his car the afternoon of Nov. 26, 2004."

Red Baron french bread pizza simply doesn't hold a candle to Stouffer's.

I think tomorrow I will spend too much money on music.

The last of the generation is gone.

Apparently, there's nothing sexier than a man in a pink shirt.

I got my wife's teeth in my pocket. What you got?

So:

Miss Deaf Texas was struck by a train and killed... because she didn't hear it coming.

and

New Orleans most wanted man is named B-Stupid. His associate, " Man-Man" has already been apprehended because he decided to hide in the middle of the street firing guns into the air.

Things come in threes, folks, watch out for the weirdness.

My favorite part was when the entire reception sang the Jeopardy theme.

Ever feel like your life was a Nina Simone lyric?

I got mail today.

At my house.