Honestly: I kick ass.
Cheryl Hines told me so. Unfortunately i'm an ass and said nothing back, but i did get to shake her hand and she touhed my arm and said i had her "cracking up so hard."
Thanks to surlyclown for coming out and treating us to dinner and, more importantly, dark beer!!! What is it with this goddamned state that makes it...
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Cheryl Hines told me so. Unfortunately i'm an ass and said nothing back, but i did get to shake her hand and she touhed my arm and said i had her "cracking up so hard."
Thanks to surlyclown for coming out and treating us to dinner and, more importantly, dark beer!!! What is it with this goddamned state that makes it...
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eazy:
Dude lets talk more about this. My place is kinda a problem for 2 but it might work out if u 2 are open to ideas so u can stay out here.
user209834982:
The sad realization that Oregon will soon be my home again is really bumming me the fuck out. Of course, being down here has been a bit trying. It's hard not having support from anyone, espescially the people that say they care, blah, blah, blah.
I do hope i get to meet one or two or four more of you folks before i must head...
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I do hope i get to meet one or two or four more of you folks before i must head...
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sydni:
look at the bright side: at least you can drink in the strip clubs there, I live in Seattle and that's not allowed here...it totally sucks.. 
erikawithak:
the man didn't lie...
this time
no cell phone, had to pay rent
this time
no cell phone, had to pay rent
So, no living quarters, yet. I'm pretty sure god is telling me it's time to go back to Oregon. Thank God I'm an Aethiest. ha ha. get it? Thank God im an aethiest.
I know. I am a clever motherfucker; who also is witty; and also i like fish sticks. Or rather, i liked fish sticks until i found out how they're made. Same...
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I know. I am a clever motherfucker; who also is witty; and also i like fish sticks. Or rather, i liked fish sticks until i found out how they're made. Same...
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hotcurry:
haha! "same story with babies" You always make me laugh. I just wanted to check in and see if you were ok. I've been in your situation before in LA and it sucks. Please don't give up. You're one of the funnier people I've heard out here. Best wishes. 
scopitone6248:
Came here to say howdy and how awesome it was to meet you two the other night and now this?
I'm sorry as hell and hope your situation is remedied without having to go home up north.
Damn
I'm sorry as hell and hope your situation is remedied without having to go home up north.
Damn
It's getting so that the only way more people could let me down is if random strangers came up and offered me something, even candy, then said nevermind.
Me: so i'm homeless now, i live in a truck. i'm looking for a place for two weeks.
Coworker: Really? Wow, i have three extra rooms in my house. Actually, though, i like it that way, so...
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Me: so i'm homeless now, i live in a truck. i'm looking for a place for two weeks.
Coworker: Really? Wow, i have three extra rooms in my house. Actually, though, i like it that way, so...
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user209834982:
want some candy? 
Today it's official...randy is now homeless. we'll be sleeping in the truck tonight and dealing with shit tomorrow. it's been such a backbreaking day. it's odd seeing your life in boxes, but it's a sight i'm getting used to.
"The things you own end up owning you."
fuck you Tyler.
"The things you own end up owning you."
fuck you Tyler.
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danika:
How ironic you to!
erikawithak:
where are you?
i need to give you my new number!
i need to give you my new number!
ARRRGH!!!!
So hotcurry was right: Californians are not the only people capable of fucking me over. Due to a catfight situation with the roomies (one from Oregon), my new homeless date has been moved up to: Tomorrow!!!!
I honestly have no fucking clue where I'll be in two days, but who has time for that silly shit when i've got work to do at beautiful...
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So hotcurry was right: Californians are not the only people capable of fucking me over. Due to a catfight situation with the roomies (one from Oregon), my new homeless date has been moved up to: Tomorrow!!!!
I honestly have no fucking clue where I'll be in two days, but who has time for that silly shit when i've got work to do at beautiful...
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hotcurry:
Damn it kid, I wish I could help you. I don't happen to know of anyone looking for a roomie. I hope you'll be okay. I know we don't know each other and all, but it still makes me sad to see somebody so constantly screwed over.
"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - can't get fooled again."
Honestly, how many fucking times can people let me down in a given time???
1. Roommate forgets to pay phone bill so no internet.
2. Friend mentions that "i know you put your notice at your apt in, but my old roomie decided to stay. good luck"
3. Another...
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Honestly, how many fucking times can people let me down in a given time???
1. Roommate forgets to pay phone bill so no internet.
2. Friend mentions that "i know you put your notice at your apt in, but my old roomie decided to stay. good luck"
3. Another...
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hotcurry:
Aw, don't blame all Californians. There's a lot of good ones out there. I'm sad that you don't seem to be meeting them though.
rendo:
addendum: of course there's a few good, and cute, apples in the bunch
"Where did the mother fucking cheese go? I don't know."
While we're looking for things, let's figure out where the hell i'll be in three weeks, because i have no damned clue. I need to stay here long enough for the Universal comedy shows i'm doing, because Cheryl Hines (the wife on Curb Your Enthusiams) is going to be the host and i want to...
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While we're looking for things, let's figure out where the hell i'll be in three weeks, because i have no damned clue. I need to stay here long enough for the Universal comedy shows i'm doing, because Cheryl Hines (the wife on Curb Your Enthusiams) is going to be the host and i want to...
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erikawithak:
i dont remember yesterday. that's why i didn't call back. i'm A
drunk asshole
[Edited on Jul 29, 2004 10:26PM]
drunk asshole
[Edited on Jul 29, 2004 10:26PM]
surlyclown:
Dude, sorry about the unpleasantness of everything. Welcome to LA.
On another note, I have a professional type question and your phones are all...sick or something. Gimme a ring when you have a chance.
On another note, I have a professional type question and your phones are all...sick or something. Gimme a ring when you have a chance.
you could say things are fucked, but then you'd be accused of understatement...
so...maybe it wasn't such a good idea to change to the country music pic, as my life is turning into an old tyme country song...
homeless: we were supposed to move in with a friend of her's on Saturday. She informed us yesterday that the apartment won't be available after all...
friendless:...
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so...maybe it wasn't such a good idea to change to the country music pic, as my life is turning into an old tyme country song...
homeless: we were supposed to move in with a friend of her's on Saturday. She informed us yesterday that the apartment won't be available after all...
friendless:...
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user209834982:
but, um, at least you have your pick-up truck?
Dear Britney Spears,
I'm sorry, but this just isn't working out. Sure we had some good times, but it's just too much for me.
It started off ok. People thought it was funny that i carried your picture in my wallet and that i bought all of your calendars. People supported this relationship by recording your appearances on TV for me, but honestly, what happened?...
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I'm sorry, but this just isn't working out. Sure we had some good times, but it's just too much for me.
It started off ok. People thought it was funny that i carried your picture in my wallet and that i bought all of your calendars. People supported this relationship by recording your appearances on TV for me, but honestly, what happened?...
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danika:
What about Hillary Duff?
erikawithak:
randy, you're toxic
welcome to sunny california...
it's too fucking hot...my brains are melting and leaking out my ears...i rode a bus out to van nuys and i didn't think i would survive the trip...aren't you glad you used dial? don't you wish everybody used a least a sliver of fucking soap every once in a great while...also, the sun and a lack of sleep may be making...
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it's too fucking hot...my brains are melting and leaking out my ears...i rode a bus out to van nuys and i didn't think i would survive the trip...aren't you glad you used dial? don't you wish everybody used a least a sliver of fucking soap every once in a great while...also, the sun and a lack of sleep may be making...
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erikawithak:
i'm back and i HATE my job, stupid hollywood and highland
user209834982:
im not a fan of the sun. i guess my skin tone kinda gives that away.
I get stupid around girls and i'm 25 and that seems awefully stupid. Drinking only works until it makes it worse. That looks like all i have to say today. See Ya!
You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?
-Roger Dodger
You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?
-Roger Dodger
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hotcurry:
hehe... yes, the lord works in mysterious ways sometimes.
rawr_ima_monster:
If you are going tonight, you should be on the list as a guest of Dave Lieber...I think. I'll try to give the name randy to my friend for the list if he needs it.
-if you're not going, tell me ASAP so I can update my info with him.
Dave
-if you're not going, tell me ASAP so I can update my info with him.
Dave
