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It's getting so that the only way more people could let me down is if random strangers came up and offered me something, even candy, then said nevermind.

Me: so i'm homeless now, i live in a truck. i'm looking for a place for two weeks.
Coworker: Really? Wow, i have three extra rooms in my house. Actually, though, i like it that way, so I don't think i need your money.
Me:Well, in that case, thanks for mentioning the extra room so you can just say no...also, could you tell me the address so i could burn your fucking house down???

Looks like another night in the truck.