Neighbor: you're an asshole.
Me: Thanks for noticing.
Not sue what but don't are either.
The quickest way for me to waste all the romantic cache that I've built up is to say "hey babe I'm going hunting I'll see you Sunday".
I had a funny one, I sent the girl a single red rose to her at the office a week and a half ago. last night I was over at her place and she is just floating, I mean wow I've never seen her like this. this is awesome.
She pins me in the kitchen and tells me to stop sending her flowers at work...
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I'm one of the worst human beings when I get stressed at work especially over things that I can't control. I have a mean streak that I really don't like to show. The girl sent me this and it pretty much diffused me.
I just thought of this, I'm sending her a single red rose to her office tomorrow.
tokki:
This is definitely being saved to my phone
The company I work for is having a diversity day this Friday to celebrate the Diverse Backgrounds of the employees. I work for an engineering company in Pittsburgh, diversity is not something I've seen, you have people of either British extraction or central European extraction and occasionally a woman.
This is my observation.
They want us to bring in a dish representing our ethnic background,...
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Last night when I was out to dinner with the girl she goaded me into getting not just hot wings but the super nuclear meltdown ones. I don't really have a problem with them but I have a beard and there is no real way to wash my face effectively in a restaurant so the burn is going to be with me for a while....
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@missy @rambo
What made me feel old?
Reading through the local newspaper (that should be the first tip off) I saw an article with the name of an old co-workers daughter and she is now a senior in high school. I still remember holding her as an infant.
I am an educated man I can pretty much design a wastewater treatment plant, build you a house, and fix your car but trying to write a note in a birthday card to the girl has got to be the most intimidating thing. It would help if she wasn't an english major, librarian, and a published poet. four days of staring at the card the...
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ivylina:
This post made my day :)
vivling:
aww that's so sweet!
I've moved into the new place so I spent most of Friday going through all the change of address fun. The DMV was a bit interesting, the physical address and the mailing address aren't the same so I made sure to bring a piece of mail to help settle the matter. The guy behind the counter could not find either address in the system but...
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Its funny how 20 years of sexual harassment training distorts your world. I am pretty much a knuckle dragger when I'm around the guys I work with crude rude and pretty much not fit for an office environment but when in mixed company I am a professional and clean it up. Today my boss makes a comment to one of the ladies from billing to...
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My boss noticed one of the ladies I work with taking a picture of me. He called me into his office to see what I wanted to do about it. I was assuming filling out some sort of HR for or what not but he was am I going to start banging her or not.
Wow its like junior high all over again.
I'm now remembering exactly why I quit drinking iced tea. Kidney stones fuming suck. I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow, I'm pretty sure that I'm fine but the one that I passed this morning felt like I had been run through with a sword.
saga:
We are all Wile E. Coyotes by te inside, isnt it? The other ones always seems to be a road runner. Always a winner as we just run to catch it at the same level. The truth is that the roadrunner also sees himself as a Wile E. Coyote as YOU are the roadrunner.