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null:
It was good.
tawnya:
d00d, tit soup is always fun!
I take showers.
I'm not creepy.
Love me!
I'm not creepy.
Love me!
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trevallion:
Hehehehehehehehe...
samling:
i love you and warden and wish to adopt you both, by sending payments of only 3.95 a month to help shelter, clothe, feed, and immunize the two of you. that's only 13 cents a day!!!
I just returned from the Penny Arcade Expo, where my friend JoshEEE was one of the random 20 people chosen to compete in the Omegathon.
The first round was Diceland. The 20 contestants were split up into 4 tables of 5. The player with the lowest score at the end of the game was eliminated.
My friend Josh came in 2nd in that round and...
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The first round was Diceland. The 20 contestants were split up into 4 tables of 5. The player with the lowest score at the end of the game was eliminated.
My friend Josh came in 2nd in that round and...
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al:
Dude, tell him I said nice job! Seriously. That's rad.
freckle:
1. brian's car horn doesn't work, so instead he has this little plastic seagull that squeaks (you know the kind) that he keeps between the sun visor and the roof of the car. yesterday someone cut him off, and he started whacking the visor. "stupid motherfucker, squeak squeak, squeak squeak"
2. when you cry more then you laugh.
3. very talkative in class. needs to apply herself more.
2. when you cry more then you laugh.
3. very talkative in class. needs to apply herself more.
I hate it when people post cryptic journal posts that are snippets from song lyrics or something.
I know I've done it in the past, and it irks me.
So, to combat that, I'm going to say what I'm feeling.
I'm fucking sad right now. I know that I'm only partially justified in my sadness and I know that weddings aren't the best time to...
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I know I've done it in the past, and it irks me.
So, to combat that, I'm going to say what I'm feeling.
I'm fucking sad right now. I know that I'm only partially justified in my sadness and I know that weddings aren't the best time to...
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mistersatan:
The thing about my journals is when I post something cryptic, you know me well enough to know what's really going on. That's one of the benefits of hanging out with me IRL.
unravled:
Thanks. But was that genuine or just cause you didn't want to get punched in the head? 
A game from Beatrice's journal. let's play:
I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions. No more, no less. [But don't feel obligated] Ask me anything you want, even if it's extremely personal. I DON'T CARE. [uh, actually I might care - keep that in mind] It's part of the fun. [fun being a relative term here] Then I want you...
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I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions. No more, no less. [But don't feel obligated] Ask me anything you want, even if it's extremely personal. I DON'T CARE. [uh, actually I might care - keep that in mind] It's part of the fun. [fun being a relative term here] Then I want you...
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mistersatan:
Why not? Aren't you?
beatrice:
life is just rosey...
I found out that some of my favorite people from high school will be at the reunion in Vegas in October.
I REALLY want to go, but I know I can't afford it right now.
I REALLY want to go, but I know I can't afford it right now.
trevallion:
Favorite people?
High school?
Huh?
High school?
Huh?
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dem_z:
Those are nice photographs. I like people who smile in pictures. 
desdenova:
How much did you have to pay the hot girl to get her to pretend to like you?
Also: Is she available for office parties?
Not for me, for a....friend.
Also: Is she available for office parties?
Not for me, for a....friend.
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null:
We should probably hash that out in a less public venue. I'll catch you on Messenger or phone or something before the weekend. Then it'll be onto bacon-wrapped grilled corn on the cob.
tricks:
oh my god it's like the cool person's version of a tv dinner: computer, beer and the finger.
at least in my books that's the cool person's tv dinner.
at least in my books that's the cool person's tv dinner.
I'm watching the Olympics. I'm inspired by the swimmers. Those guys have such amazing bodies. I would kill to look that good.
So, god dammit, this time I'm actually going to do it. I'm going to work out. I'm going to run the stairs with weights on my ankles to add stamina. I'm going to do my ab routine to get rid of my beer...
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So, god dammit, this time I'm actually going to do it. I'm going to work out. I'm going to run the stairs with weights on my ankles to add stamina. I'm going to do my ab routine to get rid of my beer...
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samling:
anytime, honey. you deserve every word.
beatrice:
crap, that reminds me, i was supposed to renew my membership today.
I've had Karma Police running through my head ALL night.
Weird.
Weird.