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I had a whole thing written out, but it was self indulgent at the one time I should be thinking about others. Just do me a favor. I can't pray anymore. I honestly wish I could. Pray for someone you love. I made a promise, and I just can't do it anymore.

I just looked over that and realized it only invites questions. Don't. Please.
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I really need to update more than once a week. I promise Ill do better from now on. Unless I dont.

This week has been as boring as last week has been exciting. Blah blah work. Blah blah writing. Blah blah family. Blah blah.

Fucking Sprint. Friday, I try to make a call on my phone, and I get this automated message saying my new...
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whatshisnuts:
Monkey Carwash! Hmmm.... I guess it can be done. Maybe keep the monkeys down the street tossing their poo at cars and then have the car wash at the other end! biggrin
tool_fan462:
I hate cellphones mad

Monkey carwash? Get your hands off my car you damn dirty ape! Hehe, works for me wink
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Its about time that I had my own crappy drunken post, so here I go.

Where have I been, you ask? Well

This week I bit the bullet. My best friend and I went down to the school. We talked to advisors, we consulted with a dean, we signed paperswere going to graduate after this semester. I know what youre thinking, but I handled it...
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tool_fan462:
The whole graduation part is lost on me. I'm thinking of taking a trip to Kansas to go to a casino. It's some bus trip a bunch of friends are going on, and it seems fun.
forkandles:
About 75% of my posts fall into the category of 'crappy & drunken'. biggrin
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I had a great game of 10 ball last night, though. For those of you who dont play billiards, the goal of the game is to put the 10 ball into a pocket. First, you must touch the lowest numbered ball on the table. I had the cue ball, 7, and 10 all on side rails. I hoped to kick off the 7 into the...
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whatshisnuts:
Ummm... It's been a week. You're not out there living life, are you? That's crazy! Hope things are going well. biggrin
xartificialnight:
I suck at pool. End of story.

And I didn't go grey! Now I don't have to worry for another 3 months! Haha
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Update

I found this: Click here! This is funny! Honest!
Thanks to whoever left it on my computer at work. Although if whoever is leaving me things at work knows I'm writing this while I'm at work...oops.

Read on....

Aaaaaaaaaaah! It is completely impossible for me to be on a diet. Aaaaaaaaah!

Im going to preface this post by saying I know my going off...
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tool_fan462:
Heh, you were right. That was funny.

Don't give up on your diet just yet. I too am going through the same thing. I've cut down portion sizes, do sit-ups, and hit the heavy-bag every night now. Plus, I have a huge fucking yard to mow.

Also, I've designated Sunday as my day to eat whatever I want, within reason. It's not like all potato chip day or anything, but I'll go for that pasta dish I've been craving.

Good luck.

[Edited on Jul 14, 2004 2:07PM]
erikawithak:
mmmm cheese! diets suck. i am very fond of sour cream.
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It has been a very boring week on this end. I got in trouble at work, I saved my boss a couple of GsI counseled D through three breakups and four reconciliationsbasically I feel as if Ive broken even. The only lasting impressions made upon me this week are from three works. Here we go

The first is the novel I just finished: High Fidelity...
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xartificialnight:
Haha I'll have to let you know when I do it again. Hopefully soon I'll have a set time for it.
tool_fan462:
Hahah, I know what you mean.....

....I've already said to much.

smile wink
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Now where was I?

Mildly eventful week. D (not that D, the other one) and B are on a break. This means the horrible battle for which one I know belong to has begun. I think she gets the dog and he gets me.

Thus, D wanted me to accompany him on a night ofhow should I saynegotiable affection. (See my previous post on skanky...
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erikawithak:
i usually do that with my friends' names
worst case scenario (in ma head)

friend: were you writing about me on some porn site?

me: no, that's not me confused I HATE YOU!
dizzy:
just stopped by t say hi. biggrin
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Gah!

So Im out last night with people doing thingsyou know, stuff. Anyways, the conversation eventually turns to my past girlfriends. Never a good sign. Soon enough, our coffee talk (wed already got kicked out of a bar) turned into a demented McLaughlin Group with my love life as the topic for discussion. It was decided that I would make a good father, husband, and...
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tool_fan462:
yes, yes i am reading it.

i think everything comes across just fine smile
xartificialnight:
Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against being a bigger girl. I'm just tired of feeling like...well...a blob. Its not good so thats why I wanna change it.
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Looks like I wasnt the only one left out of the casino trip. John, F, a few others, and I got together to have a poker night. Like I said, Ive never played for money, so it was pretty neat. I pretty much sucked, but I more or less broke even. Apparently, I have a ton of tells, but I was conscious of that and...
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emiloo:
I just read the panda thing. I also saved it onto my "quotes" folder, cuz that's just fuckin brilliantly hilarious. (I'm referring to the after school special comment....and the fact that u talked to a panda. biggrin What did he say????)
tool_fan462:
heh, i like the non violent ending.

smile
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Where was I?

For a week my life turned into an after school special.

Me: Wow, my back and sides really hurt after that thing with the safe.
D: Here, take this. Itll make the pain go away.
Me: I dont knowmaybe I should see a doctor.
D: Come on. Whats it going to hurt? Besides, you need it.
Me: Well, okay.

Then I had...
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dizzy:
Gambling bad. Rain oh so good.
Personally i don't find conversations with Panda's at all stimulating. I'm more of an "under the sea" kinda guy. biggrin
tool_fan462:
Heya,

Umm..no it isn't Chaos bleeds. This one only came out for Xbox, and I think it pre-dated Chaos bleeds.

Although, I have played Chaos Bleeds and I believe the trick to beating Kakistos is to destroy those orbs around him.

I like the rain....as long as I'm inside. smile

[Edited on Jun 26, 2004 12:54AM]
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A safe fell on me.

Now, when most people right that, theyre trying to emphasize the emotional impact of an event or else theyre trying to show how arduous a particular work out was. Not me. A safe fell on me.

Im exaggerating a little bit. My brother got a gun safe (Texas, remember?) and asked me to help him install it. Naturally, he wants...
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xartificialnight:
Oh damn. I hope your alright,

And thanks. You actually made me smile.
erikawithak:
a safe. ha!
just as i was writing this comment i discovered dog poop on my shoe, went to clean it off, and puked puke
with that thought in mind have a good night! or i'll get you with my hammer
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Thanks everybody. I'm much better today. (We're using our twin tools of repression and denial.)

Now for the neat thing. I kept bugging my brother about the story, and he agreed to do concept sketches! All right, it's more like a "if I have the time" sort of thing, but it's something. It's the first step to getting him hooked into helping me. Bwahaha.

I...
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whatshisnuts:
Haha! I think I used to school with a Greasy McFats. wink Not really. I'm a big greasy fat liar! Anyway, I just read Vectrexxx journal and sent him your way. He's a good guy.