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Today's Random Thoughts:

Something about Memorial Day weekend brings out the inner drunk in all of us.

I might get hair extensions, but will they get pulled out during "extracurricular activities"?

Chicken is without a doubt, the best game ever.

My cell phone is haunted... its keeps beeping and shit and its scary.

I thoroughly enjoy brushing my teeth.

letssee i m tprety sure iv e been druknish for 32 huors . i rock. loo k atmy ugly ass face1 al l medssed up

mive benn byusy late ly wiht all this suff. ican t wiait for my birhtda yy 21!

^^^^ hahahaha im just leaving this up today b/c its freakin hilarious. and it prob explains some of my new pics. lol. i...
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gOod moning

23day is a sepcial mornin bcause i a ma litle drnk it sems,


wjat si tody/ do ieven hjave wrok?/


putin onmy make uop tis a chllenge
i rippd outmy noserinng ad its really hrut, alot

i cant wiat to getanohter tatoo;' prob onmy bDay

myy tothpsate raellygets teh hob done, the teetth are sparkkle

waht shul d i wear/

ice dcofffe iS...
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Todays Random Thoughts
i am upset today.

i play bass.. people tell me that im good.. but now im not sure i think they're just being nice. how the hell am i supposd to know? this angers me!

I notice that corduroy pants feel kind of strange.

...and from yesterday... i did mean that Honey Nut Cheerios was an option for my porn/stripper name. I...
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Grape Propel makes me happy inside. Go get some!

Two years ago on 4/20, I was really nervous (and drunk) and I was about to meet up with this guy at his apartment...he creeped me out tho, and I really didnt want to go... he was obviously stoned and messed up on other stuff all the time... so i convinced him that...
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I am still a little tipsy from last night. I always get my $'s worth.

I sat next to a gay guy during the first class of the semester last night. He said i was a beautiful lab partner and that he wants to call me. I was a little confused. I wanted to ask him to be my gay sidekick that...
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Peace of mind, or Piece of ass??

It is very difficult to explain to a guy the concept of a "suitable party shirt." Of course, it has to look good...it also has to stay in place and keep anything from falling out during various degrees of drunkiness.

I find the strangest things in my pockets.

I have found that there are very...
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Its 7:35am and Im still up after an INSANE night. my thoughts aren't that random, just crazy.

For some reason, I can't drive in reverse.

I wish I were studying. by "studying" I mean, completely stoned.

I have used the line "Take your pants off, and let's make some memories"

Sometimes I think of buying a megaphone.

I intensely dislike holding hands....
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I'm currently looking for a gay sidekick to paint my nails.

Do they still make Bubble Tape?

Everything is better with a little glitter. Or pills.

The movies "See No Evil" and "The Omen" look pretty good, but im too badass to admit that scary movies terrify me!

I once had to drag a drunk boy across the floor of my dorm...
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Even tho Lindsay Lohan is seconds away from a deadly reaction of cocaine and sunless tanner, I still think she is extremely hott.

When i was little, I got a doll that had these crazy lights on it. it would turn on at night, and I would cry b/c it was the freakiest thing you could imagine. Thanks Mom.

I think everyone...
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Out of nowhere, my mom made a comment about Axl Rose's package. I didnt like it.

If you steal my car, I am def giving you the silent treatment.

Im eating pineapple.

I would tune in to watch The Adventures of Bi-Curious George

Today's Random Thoughts:

If I had to go to sleep in a bathtub full of ice cream I would have to pick Neopolitan. Definitely.

Leather pants!

Trent Reznor VS Anthony Keidis = very interesting game of water polo.

Tyra Banks' talk show makes me fear for the future.
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My friends are so depressed
I feel the question
Of your loneliness
Confide... 'cause I'll be...
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