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Today's Random Thoughts:

Its 7:35am and Im still up after an INSANE night. my thoughts aren't that random, just crazy.

For some reason, I can't drive in reverse.

I wish I were studying. by "studying" I mean, completely stoned.

I have used the line "Take your pants off, and let's make some memories"

Sometimes I think of buying a megaphone.

I intensely dislike holding hands.

Is is strange that since That 70s Show is over, I feel like I've lost a good friend?

You know those half cans of soda? wtf?

If I had to be a pirate... I wouldnt halfass it.