Today's Random Thoughts:
Pink Starbursts and Pink Skittles are my favorite.
So I've been working on a project... Ive heard that some women can give themselves orgasms just by thinking of something that gets them hott (basically mental masturbation) , with no touching or anything... Well Ive been giving it ALOT (hehe) of practice and I can almost do it!! I can't help but think...
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Pink Starbursts and Pink Skittles are my favorite.
So I've been working on a project... Ive heard that some women can give themselves orgasms just by thinking of something that gets them hott (basically mental masturbation) , with no touching or anything... Well Ive been giving it ALOT (hehe) of practice and I can almost do it!! I can't help but think...
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Today's Random Thoughts:
My medical terminology prof feels the need to make direct eye contact with me when she tells the NASTIEST and most DESCRIPTIVE stories about hospitals that I could ever even imagine. Why me? Ewww Lady!!!
I like wearing the color green.
I tried that apple tobacco stuff... it cut up my lip and i got so relaxed i passed out on the...
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My medical terminology prof feels the need to make direct eye contact with me when she tells the NASTIEST and most DESCRIPTIVE stories about hospitals that I could ever even imagine. Why me? Ewww Lady!!!
I like wearing the color green.
I tried that apple tobacco stuff... it cut up my lip and i got so relaxed i passed out on the...
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xyuzero:
tobacco aka "dip" is a good buzz.... but it makes me puke.
a good cigar is where it's at!
a good cigar is where it's at!
marvel042:
my favorite color is green i would love to see u in green and in nothing
Today's Random Thoughts:
It seems lately that my wild side has been ignored... I need to do something CRAZY!
A flying bug tried multiple times to attack me the other day. I fought back and eventually killled it with Windex. I won't lie, it was a Very close call.
I can't help but multi-task. Right now I am checking the weather, doing my make up,...
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It seems lately that my wild side has been ignored... I need to do something CRAZY!
A flying bug tried multiple times to attack me the other day. I fought back and eventually killled it with Windex. I won't lie, it was a Very close call.
I can't help but multi-task. Right now I am checking the weather, doing my make up,...
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tenaciousb:
well...i'm sitting here waiting.....
bennybum:
lol, are you a fan?
Today's Random Thoughts:
I love stringbeans. and fireflies.
My friend's boyfriend once said he wanted to put a popsicle up his butt.
In September, Im going back to college and living on campus... yeah its kinda of exciting,
but i doubt my roomates will find my little porn addiction cute.
It is very important to clean your sheets. Remember that Kids.
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I love stringbeans. and fireflies.
My friend's boyfriend once said he wanted to put a popsicle up his butt.
In September, Im going back to college and living on campus... yeah its kinda of exciting,
but i doubt my roomates will find my little porn addiction cute.
It is very important to clean your sheets. Remember that Kids.
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marvel042:
there is nothing wronge with a porn colletion just be honest with our roomate and i am sure she will just deal with it
Today's Random Thoughts
I have NO sense of direction. i reallly should have a navigation system in my car, or at least someone with me at all times to tell me im going the completely wrong way.
Is it possible to OD on sushi? Im really curious. Prob not, but what if i ate only that for a year straight?
I wouldnt recommend hotboxing in...
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I have NO sense of direction. i reallly should have a navigation system in my car, or at least someone with me at all times to tell me im going the completely wrong way.
Is it possible to OD on sushi? Im really curious. Prob not, but what if i ate only that for a year straight?
I wouldnt recommend hotboxing in...
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shaggyvixe:
I will NEVER take my shirt off ever again....thanks! 
painunbound:
hotboxing?
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cspeedball:
I always fall asleep to The Colbert Report. Ain't i cool?
Do you fall asleep to any particular Metallica song or album? Do you sleep naked? Do I ask too many questions?
mschfmayhemsoap:
"why so blue, panda bear?"
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had_matter:
Toast becomes croutons when it's stale as fuck and you're too cheap to throw it out or feed it to the birds.
As for that girl, yeah, ask for her number or email or cunnilingus
. Or you could say "Oh, no, look at this hole burned into the crotch of my pants! My labia are showing!" Then see if she goes like this
or like this
.
[Edited on Jun 07, 2006 10:11PM]
As for that girl, yeah, ask for her number or email or cunnilingus
[Edited on Jun 07, 2006 10:11PM]
hank69:
Hey I'd have a lot more fun camping this weekend if you were cumming with me!
Today's Random Thoughts:
I think I met the most gorgeous girl on earth yesterday in my A&P class!!!! we started talking, and then i couldnt stop staring at her!!! She was really nice too!! I didnt know if i should ask for her # or what... i was getting weird vibes... there was a good chance that she was dykedelic.
There is a hole burned...
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I think I met the most gorgeous girl on earth yesterday in my A&P class!!!! we started talking, and then i couldnt stop staring at her!!! She was really nice too!! I didnt know if i should ask for her # or what... i was getting weird vibes... there was a good chance that she was dykedelic.
There is a hole burned...
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cspeedball:
I say just ask her the worst she could say is no. I think you should wear the crotch burned pants around the mall and see how many kids ask where you got those awesome pants. I bet you'd start a trend.
f1ssure:
Damn, burning the coochie. that's GOTTA hurt. I'll rub some creme on it for ya and fix it right up.
As for the girlie in your class... go for it.
What u got to lose?? And then give me a call and I'll come join in.
As for the girlie in your class... go for it.
What u got to lose?? And then give me a call and I'll come join in.
Today's Random Thoughts:
Blueberries really stain your teeth. Stupid berries.
Ive heard the terms "Coldcock" and "Shinebox" recently... what the hell do they mean???
For the longest time I really thought I was going insane b/c i would hear voices and things at night. Then i found out my sister went to sleep with her TV on. You try falling asleep to show after show...
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Blueberries really stain your teeth. Stupid berries.
Ive heard the terms "Coldcock" and "Shinebox" recently... what the hell do they mean???
For the longest time I really thought I was going insane b/c i would hear voices and things at night. Then i found out my sister went to sleep with her TV on. You try falling asleep to show after show...
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cspeedball:
Coldcock is the result of having ice poured down my pants. lol
sometimes i do that to myself
in the words of seal "we're never gonna survive unless we're a little crazy"
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sometimes i do that to myself
in the words of seal "we're never gonna survive unless we're a little crazy"
[Edited on Jun 05, 2006 3:13PM]
had_matter:
I thought a coldcock could be done with a fist, club or any heavy object, as long as the person is knocked out and they never saw it coming, it's a coldcock.
"I coldcocked that cuckoo cuckold and cackled."
"I coldcocked that cuckoo cuckold and cackled."
Today's Random Thoughts:
I would like to challenge Jessica Biel to a Mortal Kombat. (MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
RRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL KKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAA
AAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I own a Thigh Master. Do not laugh.
Beer doesnt get me drunk... i drank atleast 8 16oz and wasnt affected at all... ate an apple and went for a walk.
I broke my bass in a crazy Rockstar moment. Boo.
I would like to challenge Jessica Biel to a Mortal Kombat. (MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
RRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL KKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAA
AAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I own a Thigh Master. Do not laugh.
Beer doesnt get me drunk... i drank atleast 8 16oz and wasnt affected at all... ate an apple and went for a walk.
I broke my bass in a crazy Rockstar moment. Boo.
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cspeedball:
The meet with my bro went well. We went out to eat, Bowl, drink, and shoot some pool. i swear the more i drank the better i got at pool. lol
had_matter:
I hope your bass was a Piece Of Shit. That's the only excuse. A guitar is like a beautiful woman, you must treat her gently. Oh, I told myself I wouldn't cry.
BAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!! WHHYYY????
BAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!! WHHYYY????
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cogito_sum:
Oh, and btw, you should check out this one band called Uphold, they're a hardcore j-rock band. I'd compare their style to be like Metallica and Deftones. In some of their songs you can hear their Deftones influence.
I have a mpeg of them performing, so hit me up if you're interested in checking them out. You know where to find me, and I'm almost always on, ttyl.
I have a mpeg of them performing, so hit me up if you're interested in checking them out. You know where to find me, and I'm almost always on, ttyl.
mschfmayhemsoap:
Booo? what for?
and which pic do you love so much?
and which pic do you love so much?
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ureshii:
for real. just clicked on other pictures
joker_:
As long as you are scaring them on purpose. It is all good.



Pink skittiles..... pink starburst..... whats next? fluffy pink cuffs?
I wouldnt do it at the dentist.... I figure if a doctor of any type saw you in the waiting room shuddering for no appearant reason youd have test run on you in no time... I suggest family events... when your bored with reminescing over whatever yu just walk to the bedroom and just... "sit there"