Wednesday Jun 07, 2006

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Today's Random Thoughts:

I ate a salad yesterday... it had no carrots in it. I really really missed the carrots!

Why do people look shocked when i hold doors open for them???

When does toast qualify to be called a crouton?

I completely fell on my face while doing Downward Facing Dog. Its not even a hard pose! wtf?
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had_matter:
Toast becomes croutons when it's stale as fuck and you're too cheap to throw it out or feed it to the birds.

As for that girl, yeah, ask for her number or email or cunnilingus tongue . Or you could say "Oh, no, look at this hole burned into the crotch of my pants! My labia are showing!" Then see if she goes like this eeek blush or like this frown puke .

[Edited on Jun 07, 2006 10:11PM]
hank69:
Hey I'd have a lot more fun camping this weekend if you were cumming with me!
kiss

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