I'm not dead

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And if I was I'm sure the news would have reached this site by now.

Things are sorta/kinda/maybe calming down a bit. Missed you fuckers.

How's things?

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nene:

<3 @juno106

bepps:

YES! You're a fuckin' genius, Nene. There I was. Holding your dead limp body in my arms. I stare longingly into your lifeless eyes, gazing at the Xs that have appeared like on dead fish in old cartoons, as I think to myself "You know I totally could. No one would really KNOW would they?" Then it hits me! I have three car batteries, two pair of jumper cables, and four half-drank bottles of Jack Daniels right here at my disposal! Out come your perky-ass nipples and rest is life-saving history. :D

Countdown to NYCC

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Freaking out. Tomorrow will be stressful as fuck. Once I'm on the plane Thursday morning, I should be fine.

Looking forward to epic amounts of beer, nerdery and sex.

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ziggycash:

i is jelly as fuck

canman4pm:

My 3 favourite things!