look ma! no grumpy pants!
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bah.
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spankenstein:
...Humbug!
toreena:
frankenstein beat me to it.
i am making my track list for BT's mixed cd swap, what a cool idea. is anyone else doing this? i think i need to change my handle to mordant, because i think that's such a cool word. here's a good recipe for aqua regia (acid etch for gold)
1 part nitric, 3 parts hydrochloric
for steel: 2 parts hydrochloric, 1 part water.
happy etching!
1 part nitric, 3 parts hydrochloric
for steel: 2 parts hydrochloric, 1 part water.
happy etching!
earplug6947:
(gets regia recipe mixed-up with noodle soup recipe)
my teeth!
my teeth!
clovesbud:
Do not dis Andie's pussy! It's so cute! Although, now that you mention it, it does look like it hasn't been colored yet. I just think it's funny and confident to have flames shooting off your clit. Find me a good one. We should start a thread. A pussy tattoo thread. Twattoos!! My word! I call it!
I'll have to make Toronto before next winter. If I get a job at a studio, I'll be coming to the Toronto Film Festival and will probably have an expense account. Free booze! I like your friend Skinjob, btw.
Citizen Kane was a technical achievement, a personal milestone for Orson and a scathing commentary on Hearst. It's still the blueprint for how movies are made today. I can see you thinking the story is a little boring. Kane is a controlling psycho and a drag to be around toward the end. Watch that Liev Schriver movie on the making of Citizen Kane and you will have and appreciation for what it meant.
I'll have to make Toronto before next winter. If I get a job at a studio, I'll be coming to the Toronto Film Festival and will probably have an expense account. Free booze! I like your friend Skinjob, btw.
Citizen Kane was a technical achievement, a personal milestone for Orson and a scathing commentary on Hearst. It's still the blueprint for how movies are made today. I can see you thinking the story is a little boring. Kane is a controlling psycho and a drag to be around toward the end. Watch that Liev Schriver movie on the making of Citizen Kane and you will have and appreciation for what it meant.
hello all...
sitting here after a full weekend contemplating "a walk"...anyone who knows me and my husband will know the implications...and they all involve becoming very stupid.
friends of ours had a baby shower tonight, and boy did they get some cool gifts. we got them a dr. seuss puppet (it's from the cat in the hat stories, "fish in teapot"--it's the coolest!)(think adam sandler...
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sitting here after a full weekend contemplating "a walk"...anyone who knows me and my husband will know the implications...and they all involve becoming very stupid.
friends of ours had a baby shower tonight, and boy did they get some cool gifts. we got them a dr. seuss puppet (it's from the cat in the hat stories, "fish in teapot"--it's the coolest!)(think adam sandler...
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clovesbud:
X Marks the Pedwalk huh? I'll try that. For panty removal, I'm currently using Lovage w/Mike Patton. It's called Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By. Also, any of the Hotel Costes compliations are good. It's real background-y and won't step on your fuck. You can't put on weird distractions when you're hitting that ass, unless you're in a long term relationship. One time I fucked a girl to the Eraserhead soundtrack, most of which is the sound of gears grinding and a baby crying. That was a strange evening.
I love Toronto! And, yes, I am a sweet, rarified hang. We would have a blast. I would drag you guys to Canoe! It's yummy, I swear! Maybe you and that vietnamese prostitute you call a husband need to trek it out to Hollywood. There's lotsa fun stuff to do here too!!
I love Toronto! And, yes, I am a sweet, rarified hang. We would have a blast. I would drag you guys to Canoe! It's yummy, I swear! Maybe you and that vietnamese prostitute you call a husband need to trek it out to Hollywood. There's lotsa fun stuff to do here too!!
clovesbud:
BTW, you are rad for having Sarah in your top three. Her eyes are devastating. And her tattoos are really beautiful. They are really bright. Maybe they are new. Anyway, good on ya...
Did you check out Andie's pussy tattoo? Or was I talking to Prudence about that? It doesn't matter, I guess. It's a sweet tat.
Did you check out Andie's pussy tattoo? Or was I talking to Prudence about that? It doesn't matter, I guess. It's a sweet tat.
hello, we did not go to the hairball tonight because some bad stuff happened with skinjob's husband's job and we were all fucking bummed out. so when we came over to chill out tonight THEY GOT A KITTEN!!! and they even named her spooky, how perfect for mentioning on here. she's so adorable, all black and weighs about 15 dandilion puffs. we're going to finish...
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jovanka:
He he, didn't MTLQUEEN tell you I am a total skid!!!??? 
earplug6947:
well, i'd feel mighty silly being the president of my knitting club if it was all talk!
tonight i'm going to the "hairball at the hardball" with skinjob for her birthday, which is tomorrow...should be amazing big metal hair fun. last time we went we fucking cleaned up: i won fucking dio tickets for having the best tattoo! whoo hoo! (then i gave the dio tickets to some nice skids who were actually GOING to the show, and had friends who needed...
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clovesbud:
Thanls for the get well tips. I feel much better today!
NEIL, NEIL. ORANGE PEEL.........
xxx
NEIL, NEIL. ORANGE PEEL.........
xxx
prudence:
i was VERY nervous about meeting sg-er's before the first hook-up i went to. i was so afraid that i would go there and i wouldn't have anything to talk about with them besides the site [kind of like going to a party with your co-workers and talking about nothing but work]. i was glad to find out otherwise
thank you so much for your comment in my journal. i've always thought you seemed like a smart cookie, yourself. it's funny- when i first joined here i made a point NOT to let my real personality show through too much, but the more i hung out here and the more i wrote, the more the real me came out. i think that's a good thing.
thank you so much for your comment in my journal. i've always thought you seemed like a smart cookie, yourself. it's funny- when i first joined here i made a point NOT to let my real personality show through too much, but the more i hung out here and the more i wrote, the more the real me came out. i think that's a good thing.
i'm continuing on my descendants binge, and today, i'd like to talk a little bit about dating in the 1980's. and the 90's. and now.
Pervert
don't you think it's time i let you know
don't you think i should before you go
i'm not gonna let you get away
cuz i want to fuck you night and day
i'm a pervert
i like to...
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Pervert
don't you think it's time i let you know
don't you think i should before you go
i'm not gonna let you get away
cuz i want to fuck you night and day
i'm a pervert
i like to...
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mistersatan:
Thank you, thank you... *takes bow* Now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience...
tonguetwister:
haha!!!..like i would have a chance with anyone on th sg site let alone you and mary. but just in case please note that i do give excellent oral *wink wink* and am happy to do it for hours. and if you dont mind i think i shall add you to my favs list so i can keep you posted on 2 of my freinds that just got accepted to be sg girls if your interested in hearing about it
and if you dont mind i think i shall add you to my favs list so i can keep you posted on 2 of my freinds that just got accepted to be sg girls if your interested in hearing about itHope
Why can't you see you torture me
You're already thinking about someone else
When he comes home you'll be in your arms and I'll be gone
But I know
My day will come
I know someday
I'll be the only one
So now you wait for his spark
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel the way you want to...
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Why can't you see you torture me
You're already thinking about someone else
When he comes home you'll be in your arms and I'll be gone
But I know
My day will come
I know someday
I'll be the only one
So now you wait for his spark
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel the way you want to...
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coygirl:
"special lady/avatar"????
what makes me so special?
i am but a cog in the giant wheel of women who makes this world a cool but crazy place to live in.
heeheeh!
what makes me so special?
i am but a cog in the giant wheel of women who makes this world a cool but crazy place to live in.
heeheeh!
coygirl:
i'm too freakin' old to be an SG....nobody wants to see a washed up gothy chick from toronto in an SG layout.
but thank you!! smootch to you for making me smile****
debi mazur?..really...i've gotten milla jovovitch before but youre the first to say debi mazur...i wish i was as petite as she is....i'm too tall....i wish i was one of those 5'2 girls who look so cute in their little cardigan sweater and such...i mean dont get me wrong, i am at least glad i am thin, but would rather be shorter as well.....what did this have to do with anything....shutting up....bye sweets!
but thank you!! smootch to you for making me smile****
debi mazur?..really...i've gotten milla jovovitch before but youre the first to say debi mazur...i wish i was as petite as she is....i'm too tall....i wish i was one of those 5'2 girls who look so cute in their little cardigan sweater and such...i mean dont get me wrong, i am at least glad i am thin, but would rather be shorter as well.....what did this have to do with anything....shutting up....bye sweets!
i'm having a day.
why won't you read MY mind, damn it! fuck it. i'm going to get high, good bye all...i ain't sittin' round here no more.
why won't you read MY mind, damn it! fuck it. i'm going to get high, good bye all...i ain't sittin' round here no more.
bigpunkmike:
hmmm...getting high
I'm high on life...hahaha
Anyway, do you happen to have any more info on devil man's show on saturday? Price? what kind of bands? It seems quite intriguing
I'm high on life...hahaha
Anyway, do you happen to have any more info on devil man's show on saturday? Price? what kind of bands? It seems quite intriguing
it's a shame i can't upload pictures to my journal because this morning i'm reading a dogeared copy of "the Completely MAD Don Martin", and it's still fucking hilarious after all these years. my brother and i used to go into seizures from this guy's comics. our favorite was the "rapunzel, rapunzel! let down your hair - so that i may climb thy golden stair!"...
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squid_vicious:
My girlfriend and I both have several motorcycle jackets but she still won't let me carve things into her forehead. Motorcycling just isn't what it used to be. I haven't even taken over a small town and terrorized the citizenry since, like, a couple of years ago.
I remember SKINJOB from that thread a while back where that silly bastard from san diego felt it necessary to talk shit about those of us that post pictures of our motorbikes. I even remember seeing her lovely CBR 600 F2. I see that she may be moving out here to california. If she does, she'll have to join us for the vaguely planned SGMC ride that was supposed to happen a few weeks ago but didn't.
I remember SKINJOB from that thread a while back where that silly bastard from san diego felt it necessary to talk shit about those of us that post pictures of our motorbikes. I even remember seeing her lovely CBR 600 F2. I see that she may be moving out here to california. If she does, she'll have to join us for the vaguely planned SGMC ride that was supposed to happen a few weeks ago but didn't.
morgan:
Ooooh...thank you for all the suggestions! Looks like it's time for me to go a-porn shoppin'. I can take my boyfriend along and explain that I want to learn to be better at pleasing women. He'll like that!
you can't always get what you want
you can't always get what you want
you can't always get what you want
but if you try sometimes
you'll find
you get what you need
now if only i could figure out what the fuck i want
you can't always get what you want
you can't always get what you want
but if you try sometimes
you'll find
you get what you need
now if only i could figure out what the fuck i want
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ozymandias:
Thanks It's a photograph I took in NOLA in The French Quarter.
clovesbud:
You know what you want. It's just pricey. Mick and Keith were really rich when they borrowed that sentiment.
Is it one of the greatest songs ever written?
Hell yeah, girl!
(I just had my monthly Donnie Darko fix and wanted to say hey. Hey!)
Is it one of the greatest songs ever written?
Hell yeah, girl!
(I just had my monthly Donnie Darko fix and wanted to say hey. Hey!)
monday morning.....
i ain't got no real job
(duh nuh nah nah)
i work in my basement
(duh nuh nah nah)
i make stuff out of metal
(duh nuh nah nah)
with my bare hands
(duh nuh nah nah)
ahm drinkin' my coffee
(duh nuh nah nah)
and wishin i could smoke down here
(duh nuh nah nah)
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i ain't got no real job
(duh nuh nah nah)
i work in my basement
(duh nuh nah nah)
i make stuff out of metal
(duh nuh nah nah)
with my bare hands
(duh nuh nah nah)
ahm drinkin' my coffee
(duh nuh nah nah)
and wishin i could smoke down here
(duh nuh nah nah)
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jomropgame:
haha i dont know about that...
thousand oaks is like 45 mins north of los angeles
thousand oaks is like 45 mins north of los angeles
jovanka:
YOU ROCK LIKE SLAYER!!!! OR EVEN SKID ROW! I wanna do a cover of your tune and maybe add...
it's allright
the girls are hot tonight
we're looking for a fight
(extremee metal guitar solo)
YYYEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!! (Rob Halford scream)
(extreme metal drum solo)
(METAL FINGERS X 2)
BTW, I'd never leave you MTLQUEEN. Who's gonna come rock it out with me at the headbanger bar on Friday? So if I move I'm just gonna roll you up in a carpet and duct tape and bring you across the border with me and we'll live happily ever after in sunny cali.
T.O. is TORONTO, ONTARIO...its the skid way of referring to it.
it's allright
the girls are hot tonight
we're looking for a fight
(extremee metal guitar solo)
YYYEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!! (Rob Halford scream)
(extreme metal drum solo)
(METAL FINGERS X 2)
BTW, I'd never leave you MTLQUEEN. Who's gonna come rock it out with me at the headbanger bar on Friday? So if I move I'm just gonna roll you up in a carpet and duct tape and bring you across the border with me and we'll live happily ever after in sunny cali.
T.O. is TORONTO, ONTARIO...its the skid way of referring to it.
oc - orange county, ca
glad to see you're no longer "bah"ing...