mrginger

My Son Is Born.
Asserting himself two weeks ahead of schedule, the little peanut shattered my woman's water all over our bedsheets at 3:30 Sunday Morning. He was officially out of the womb at 4:37 Monday Morning. I've been learning all kinds of cool stuff about newborns since. Like this tasty tidbit: The 1st bowel movements of a newborn produce a fecal matter similar in...
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Its crunch time. We have a month to go before our son is born. There are a grip of chores to be done and preparations to be made. Dang! A baby! Zoinks! A Mom, and Holy Crap! A Dad!

Also, we have a cat. We may have to de-paw him.

Well Well Well. Well Well Well Well Well Well.

I've just awoken, deuced, and am now back in bed chillin with the cat we call Cutty aka Black Yoda. He is calm and collected for the moment, suddenly not totally pissing me off. Sometimes the evil inherent in him is as obvious as the sun on a hundred degree day. Although it rained steadily the...
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I can't wait for the construction across the street to end. They start no later than 7. I think its to avoid the midday heat. I almost certain that every vehicle these fuckers own beeps when it backs up. Even their tricycles. There are like 5 contractors over there at a time. The plumbing crew, the concrete crew, the roofing crew, the window crew, the...
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My cat is an asshole.

Holy Shit THIS IS EXCITING!!!

I work all the time at a job below my abilities for little pay and zero appreciation from anyone but my immediate co-workers who are glad they don't and cannot do my job. My girlfriend is about 3.5 months from having my child and I have to shower her with praise for every choice of butter knife she ever slathered...
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We went to a farmers' market and we got some fresh garbonzo beans. Chickpeas! They were green! And good! Never had 'em before, but Shit! them things is delicious. I'm gonna grow some.

My cat plays fetch.