monsvalentine

just for you for your blue monday.

it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it get's the hose again.

late.

good morning. fewl! crush your cup of java yet? the austin city limits festival was dope. dangerous. still blurry. can't think. therefor, can't give details. however, i just read the paper... so... let's talk current affairs...

russia now says they can strike back at any terrorist whenever they want and without anyones permission whatsoever. uh-huh... thats right, bitches. see, the permission is the un approval....
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"the thing to do is have foursomes. three chicks and just you... if you have three chicks as into one another as they are into you, you can fuck one and watch the other two go at it, which adds to the overall horniness... i may increase the number of girls, but never be with fewer than three." - tommy lee

confirming something i've known...
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football was just grand yesterday. i did a whole lot of nothing else. just football.

i guess i did rock rilo kiley some yesterday. therefor, i lie.

got to give it to gwyneth paltrow. named her daughter apple. i still love it. and you know it's great when you wish you would have been the one to think of it first.

loved this quote from...
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say man, i was leveled by a cold last friday. fuck. hate that shit. i'm sick of all this cold medicine. i feel like i've been dropping acid the past five days.

head 'em up. move 'em out. the wait is over. football starts on thursday. nfl that is. pretty damn excited. i love it. the dallas cowboys. now we just need some fall weather....
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back from vegas. ouch. magic was awesome. my line... da'mage... was hot. the peeps were loving it. i got it in some great stores. right on. but it was an ass load of work. eight in the morning til about seven at night. non-stop. then we all felt compelled to party like it's nineteen ninety nine... til the wee hours of the vegas morning.

tuesday...
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my best friend is in town from rome. we have known each other sinnce like pre-school. good times last night. good times. but... head hurting... shaking like crack baby.

i leave for vegas at seven in the morning. magic. hold on tight.

and wait for my return on wednesday. or die.

carly patterson is kinda cute. not in a call the po po kinda way. it's not like that. i'm just saying. she's kinda cute.

yo, surfbetty, chin up.

yo, anabel, follow that heart. it knows.

yo, nicolelee, mama.

yo, bracket, live fat, be skinny. fooker.

what the fuck is up? in the place to be.

you strangle people with a sneering grin. i can't believe i made it. brooklyn is burning down the discotheque, discotheque. let's shake it.

lately, my head has been swimming over the delights of the acl festival.

in my opinion, it actually starts on saturday, september eleventh. yes, much love on that day. but rejoice knowing that the shins hit stubb's in an effort to...
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