When you wake up with two empty bottles of Jack, one empty bottle of rum, and one small, empty bottle of Jim Beam sitting in your living room, a six pack of Iron City pounders in the fridge that you have no recollection of purchasing, a random Vicodin sitting on top of the microwave, broken shot glasses laying all around, and dog food embedded in...
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Alright, I seriously do need your help this time.
I'm writing about SG for my final paper in my philosophy of art class. I need your perspective.
Here's what I want to know:
1.Do you think SG escapes the "male gaze" typically found in art and especially pornography? If so, why? If not, why?
(The male gaze is defined as a way of seeing where...
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I'm writing about SG for my final paper in my philosophy of art class. I need your perspective.
Here's what I want to know:
1.Do you think SG escapes the "male gaze" typically found in art and especially pornography? If so, why? If not, why?
(The male gaze is defined as a way of seeing where...
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forkandles:
1. Yes and no. My take is that t depends on the level of maturity of those who join the site, and whether they are are interested in the community aspect.
2. Whether it is classed as pornography depends on whether the appraiser approves or disapproves. If 'pornography' is the depiction of explicit poses and acts then certainly not.
Have painted a target on my computer, awaiting your attention.
2. Whether it is classed as pornography depends on whether the appraiser approves or disapproves. If 'pornography' is the depiction of explicit poses and acts then certainly not.
Have painted a target on my computer, awaiting your attention.
oldgreeneyes:
your most welcome. good luck and happy holidays! 
Anybody want to do my Flash project for me? You do!? Oh, thank you so much!
I'm gonna go continue watching BET and stuffing my fat face and punching my computer because Flash never works right for me.
Yeah boyyyy
Love,
Monroe
I'm gonna go continue watching BET and stuffing my fat face and punching my computer because Flash never works right for me.
Yeah boyyyy
Love,
Monroe
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goodcore:
ahh well that's quite complicated. i could give advice but i've never had the best luck really.
dekansilent:
believe me i know i worked in retail for 5 years, and it blew, discounts were nice at first but never anything worth it in the long run
I MET GWEN!!! AHHHHH!!!!
It was AMAZING!
I got picked to go onstage during "Hollaback Girl!" I got to sing and dance onstage in front of like 532856278365782 people with my fucking IDOL!
After the song was over she walked over to me and I showed her my lamb tattoo and she like, pet it, and said "That is SO pretty!" and gave me a...
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It was AMAZING!
I got picked to go onstage during "Hollaback Girl!" I got to sing and dance onstage in front of like 532856278365782 people with my fucking IDOL!
After the song was over she walked over to me and I showed her my lamb tattoo and she like, pet it, and said "That is SO pretty!" and gave me a...
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akira069:
haha! you're so right
but I learned that the hard way. so I succeeded in passing out for a bit, so I hope that I'm a little caught up. I'll try to go to bed early tonight
tangledupinblue:
i know exactly what you mean -- the things themselves you re dealing with are tough enough without compunding them,. And it also means you are in a good place where you trust yourself and aren't second guessing. So you'll be at peace with your decisions. Good luck on your issues, I am sure you'll do just fine.
Numb. That's what I want to be. Completely. NUMB.
I hate that I care so much and give so much of myself to other people because apparently all comes from that is me getting fucked over.
I need a cigarette so badly right now I could stab someone. I know, smoking is bad and I should quit. You don't have to tell me.
Fuck.
Okay....
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I hate that I care so much and give so much of myself to other people because apparently all comes from that is me getting fucked over.
I need a cigarette so badly right now I could stab someone. I know, smoking is bad and I should quit. You don't have to tell me.
Fuck.
Okay....
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samyouwell:
I think she was there to mock me.
I haven't smoked in 2 years, and tonight i had a rolly. I'm allowed cos i'm officially not a smoker anymore.
yey!
I haven't smoked in 2 years, and tonight i had a rolly. I'm allowed cos i'm officially not a smoker anymore.
yey!
neverdie41:
i was
becuse i was drinking...have fun at gwen
..sorry to hear about you and your little guy problem
..take care sweetie
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undershaker:
Yes, I do recall you intimating that beer is not your liquid intoxicant of choice. So, good on you for not following the adman's edict (PBR me ASAP) - you do remember that, no? you would have been six, or so, but, yeah... - and, so, not currying your tongue to that foul hundred years ago blue ribbon recipient (seriously, it was 1887 or '88, if I am not mistaken).
As it goes - White Sox fans (to wit: the father and son who whupped on the umpire at the end of the '02 season) are asshats, but they are fun to watch... Certainly more fun than Cubs fans. And as a Milwaukee base-ball fan, I have to say, the Cub-Brewha rivalry is more interesting, but I was much more entertained when it was that Sox fans were making the trek up 94 for the game. The fights in the bleachers were epic.
And, I didn't know what was going on in the photo, but if something were to have crossed my mind, it would have been reach-around or wank... Not to offend or anything. It prolly would have been an RA between friends, maybe even you and a gay friend, so nothing to it, really.
Nice picture as well. But should it not be "DEF", not DEATH?
Oh. Whether you are a fan of the local footballing side - American football, the pigskin, I mean - I must say: Go Bengals! Speaking of whupping on someone... Cowher and Roethlisberger are pinatas now, baby.
As it goes - White Sox fans (to wit: the father and son who whupped on the umpire at the end of the '02 season) are asshats, but they are fun to watch... Certainly more fun than Cubs fans. And as a Milwaukee base-ball fan, I have to say, the Cub-Brewha rivalry is more interesting, but I was much more entertained when it was that Sox fans were making the trek up 94 for the game. The fights in the bleachers were epic.
And, I didn't know what was going on in the photo, but if something were to have crossed my mind, it would have been reach-around or wank... Not to offend or anything. It prolly would have been an RA between friends, maybe even you and a gay friend, so nothing to it, really.
Nice picture as well. But should it not be "DEF", not DEATH?
Oh. Whether you are a fan of the local footballing side - American football, the pigskin, I mean - I must say: Go Bengals! Speaking of whupping on someone... Cowher and Roethlisberger are pinatas now, baby.
nicolelee:
Paint me something to use in an e-flyer. Nagger.
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jaggy:
thats great to see some news from you,
for me, welll its like a bad alan alda script. a light homicide homicide family aftenoon specieal would describe jaggy suicide and divorce family and fiend life no ahhs and sorrow. please. just some oopmpf baby .
OoOOOOOMBOF !!!
for me, welll its like a bad alan alda script. a light homicide homicide family aftenoon specieal would describe jaggy suicide and divorce family and fiend life no ahhs and sorrow. please. just some oopmpf baby .
OoOOOOOMBOF !!!
marley1:
i wish i could move in with you. sigh.
SIKE!
I changed my mind, I'm sticking around for a bit.
I'm an indecisive lady, what can I say?
SO. How have you guys been???
I changed my mind, I'm sticking around for a bit.
I'm an indecisive lady, what can I say?
SO. How have you guys been???
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postmodernsleaze:
i've been being a major hoe..... but been stressing out mich much less lately. i'm gald ur here!
fatality:
Yay!
Well guys, I think after this weekend I am going to be leaving. I'm going to wait a few days and keep this up so you can get in touch with me if you want.
And you better keep in contact or I'll be a very sad little lady. You can find me here. Or click the little contact tab and drop me an...
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And you better keep in contact or I'll be a very sad little lady. You can find me here. Or click the little contact tab and drop me an...
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casper:
dude,
thats afucking bummer.
see ya on myspace!!!
thats afucking bummer.
see ya on myspace!!!
1. I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight. Schoolwork. Bah.
2. I'm turning into such a perv. I really am. Yet I'm also super-shy and kind of old fashioned. My personality is just one giant paradox.
3. There's seriously no food in my apartment.
4. I can always hear someone who lives down the hall getting home at like quarter to four in the morning,...
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2. I'm turning into such a perv. I really am. Yet I'm also super-shy and kind of old fashioned. My personality is just one giant paradox.
3. There's seriously no food in my apartment.
4. I can always hear someone who lives down the hall getting home at like quarter to four in the morning,...
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tangledupinblue:
Undead Charlie Brown.
You?
You?
tangledupinblue:
you better hustle!
Halloween is a pain in the butt sometimes when it comes sneaking up -- but once it does it's all good.
If it is reallly cold I may go as Al Capone.
Halloween is a pain in the butt sometimes when it comes sneaking up -- but once it does it's all good.
If it is reallly cold I may go as Al Capone.

"Fuck me, kitten... You are - WILD".
... Ah, yes. I pulled out the X-files tee-vee soundtrack on ye ass.
(Oddly, I've never enjoyed the programme, but I bought the cee-dee, anyway. I was a sucker for Soul Coughing, Nick Cave, and Filter, back in the day.)
Selah.
I have to say, though. I don't think I could keep up with you... Or maybe I could, and I wouldn't want to see myself pull it off, since I don't know what sort of monger I'd become. (And I'm mongerous enough as it is.)
I also wouldn't have any idea what a vicodin would look like. Simple antidepressants, like buspar, I could identify though.
(I put the ka in both crazy and karate.)
(Ok. Not karate.)
But, yeah. I approve. Especially the rum. And the Jack I'll let go without comment.
But, Jim Beam, not so much. But that's because I don't like people named Jim.
(Especially Jim Belushi. Loathe him almost as much as I loathe Dennis Quaid.)
... And, thanks for correcting me. My personal wikipedia (entry: Monroe Suicide) has been amended to indicate you are a vegetarian, not a full-on vegan.
Oh, and in my wiki, you fall between "molasses, slow as", and "Monrovia, Liberia, capital of".