Hawt DOG that weekend knocked me out cold!
barely a chance to breathe, still running... 10 mintues here, now.
Can't wait to see you and Kill Bill v2 tomorrow night. I'll finally get a break from this crazy, crazy, crazy... aw sheeeet.
Remember kids, Columbus is farther away then you think and "or yet!" is the best response to most inane comments people make....
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barely a chance to breathe, still running... 10 mintues here, now.
Can't wait to see you and Kill Bill v2 tomorrow night. I'll finally get a break from this crazy, crazy, crazy... aw sheeeet.
Remember kids, Columbus is farther away then you think and "or yet!" is the best response to most inane comments people make....
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Quckie.
2 days
2 races
2 states
2 hours of sleep...
...I gotta go.
More later.
-mk
2 days
2 races
2 states
2 hours of sleep...
...I gotta go.
More later.
-mk
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mnislahi:
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kira:
i forgot to tell you that i picked up the sunday new york times for you and another pound of coffee...so you better start drinking it fast... 
Kira and I are about to sit down and watch Kill Bill v.1, which I haven't seen. Wish me luck.
I wonder what that cashier at Meijer thought our evening was going to involve, our take:
2 bottles cheap vodka
2 bottles Pucker
6 Krispy Kreme doughnuts
1 packet Hormel peperoni
1 box, toilet paper
All we needed was some non-lubricated condoms and a...
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I wonder what that cashier at Meijer thought our evening was going to involve, our take:
2 bottles cheap vodka
2 bottles Pucker
6 Krispy Kreme doughnuts
1 packet Hormel peperoni
1 box, toilet paper
All we needed was some non-lubricated condoms and a...
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kira:
i hope you did awsome today...if you want to give me a ring before you go to grand rapids that would be awsome, if not call me tomorrow night when you get home so you can tell me all about how awsome you did...
user092840:
I rented it last night too! What did you think?
Electric eels do it
though it shocks them I know
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Waiter bring me Chareau!
dragon flys in the breeze do it
sentimental centipedes do it
mosquitos, heaven forbid do it
so does every katiedid do it
The most refined lady...bug doit
when a gentleman calls
moths in your rugs do it
what's the use of moth balls...
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torihoney:
so suggestive! my aren't you the scandalous one 
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clara:
It's like...
Like...
Hi.
Like...
Hi.
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smuffy:
Wow sweetie. That's a lot of trauma. I can see why you would be turned off by the idea of marriage.
Oddly enough, the couples in my family are very stable in that regard. My parents are still together and they are very happy. My grandparents were the same way.
But one day I was telling my mother that I wanted to break things off with my fiancee and not get married at all and she revealed to me that if she had do to it all over again she would not get married. She is very happy with my dad now because after all these years with him they are pretty independent and they each do their own thing. But she said that she would like to see me travel and date many many guys and just pretty much be on my own. Odd yet true.
Oddly enough, the couples in my family are very stable in that regard. My parents are still together and they are very happy. My grandparents were the same way.
But one day I was telling my mother that I wanted to break things off with my fiancee and not get married at all and she revealed to me that if she had do to it all over again she would not get married. She is very happy with my dad now because after all these years with him they are pretty independent and they each do their own thing. But she said that she would like to see me travel and date many many guys and just pretty much be on my own. Odd yet true.
miami:
Friend. Brother. SOLM.
There was no camera this weekend to caputure the toxic blend of padded lycra shorts and tube tops that is a cycling party.
Unfortunate as this may be, you can rest easy in the knowledge that only seven people were bored to death when the unsuspecting staff of the Grand Rapids Banana Republic store walked into a conversation about racing tactics and the proper time...
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Unfortunate as this may be, you can rest easy in the knowledge that only seven people were bored to death when the unsuspecting staff of the Grand Rapids Banana Republic store walked into a conversation about racing tactics and the proper time...
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joshof13thfloor:
The truck buying rules are priceless! Love 'em!
Peace.
-Josh
Peace.
-Josh
motorcitysailor:
You're right, I totally forgot the first rule of SOLM, er, I mean, Fight Club!
A Molice Pan pulled me over today, for no reason. I didn't get a ticket, but he gave me shit for a half an hour before letting me go.
1. If you're going to pull me over at the side of the road for 30 minutes, you better be giving me a ticket or sex.
2. If you've already checked the computer and found everything...
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1. If you're going to pull me over at the side of the road for 30 minutes, you better be giving me a ticket or sex.
2. If you've already checked the computer and found everything...
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alisa:
you're too weird for me poop face.
can't wait to meet you one day in person
you're too weird for me poop face.
can't wait to meet you one day in person
polly:
oooohhh-ooooo yes.
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kira:
i may or may not be drunk right now...
Immediately upon its mention as a candidate -friends lighting themselves on fire- was added, without deliberation, to the list of things that will always be funny.
We all have one of those friends who, along with accidentally mace-ing themselves, have lit themselves on fire often. This is the story of one such man, er, human torch.
I knew Farmer Mike in the days when the...
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We all have one of those friends who, along with accidentally mace-ing themselves, have lit themselves on fire often. This is the story of one such man, er, human torch.
I knew Farmer Mike in the days when the...
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ilsa:
Hahaha that's very funny! 
I know a better thing than what he did... As dangerous as it but more espectacular. You have to fill a bottle of coke or pepsi with something similar to bleach but it's not bleach, in spanish it's called "aguarrs", it's just more corrossive than bleach... Then you fold the bottle by the high of the aguarrs and in the other part you have to introduce a few balls of that silvery paper you use for food, but taking care that it doesn't mix with the aguarrs. Close the bottle and throw it as far as you can and BOOOOOM!!
Don't try this at home
I know a better thing than what he did... As dangerous as it but more espectacular. You have to fill a bottle of coke or pepsi with something similar to bleach but it's not bleach, in spanish it's called "aguarrs", it's just more corrossive than bleach... Then you fold the bottle by the high of the aguarrs and in the other part you have to introduce a few balls of that silvery paper you use for food, but taking care that it doesn't mix with the aguarrs. Close the bottle and throw it as far as you can and BOOOOOM!!
Don't try this at home
miffy:
come play. bicycles are running me over here.
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traumatron:
you should see the back yard.
korben:
you crack me up.
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ilsa:
Hehe funny pics, you both are sooo cute 
I did my set this morning and I had a great time, but we have to repeat some pics because of the poor lighting
I did my set this morning and I had a great time, but we have to repeat some pics because of the poor lighting
syh:
Nice pics.
She is evil, isn't she.
She is evil, isn't she.
We humped down to the DMZ today, also known as Ohio, also known as Blowhio, for a little HRA, also known as Hot Rear Action but in this case it was Hot Racin' Action.
We rode hard, we did well, afterwards I coughed up some blood, but not too much. I guess I haven't quite kicked that bronchitis yet eh?
"Dr. is it bad...
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We rode hard, we did well, afterwards I coughed up some blood, but not too much. I guess I haven't quite kicked that bronchitis yet eh?
"Dr. is it bad...
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thehedgehog:
>>that is one sweet fan.
it put the blow in blowhio :]
it put the blow in blowhio :]
korben:
is that a duck in your mouth? i hope your not going to eat him. he looks to cute to eat.
great, i want lots of babies
and
now i am nervous no school whatever will i do
oh yea have hobbies and relax and have time to sleep and do my laundry. great !