Friday Jan 07, 2011

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Props to my girl AJ. The donkey brays at midnight.

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weso:

SAY WHAT DUDE?!? You've got to be shitting me. Oh great now I'm gonna have to check out my old lj. Jerk. smile

weso:

And was I total creeper? I probably was.

Tuesday Jun 22, 2010

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When you are all alone in the claustrophobic dark, it starts to feel like everyone else might be dead. That's the motherfuck about insomnia; it makes it so it is you alone with every rustling sound, and every creak and peck, until you ask yourself if it might be true, and everyone might be dead, including you. Of course, the bigger concern is how...
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jimbo_radio:

i joined your group the very first day i came back, beezy. check yo' effing member list.
btw, if sex were dating, you and i would be dating.

weso:

Sunday Morning Stabbies. <3

Monday Mar 29, 2010

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For lulz, instead of reading this as a list of songs, try reading it aloud like you're a beat poet. Make sure to give yourself snaps at the end:

"I swallowed a dragonfly -- heartless bastards
Meds -- placebo
short stories with tragic endings -- from autumn to ashes
Lover don't have to -- bright eyes
the calendar hung itself -- bright eyes
no children -- mountain goats
rise...
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supremepizzaman:

*push down stairs

Thanks!

sid:

Thank you. *blushy*

Thursday Feb 18, 2010

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My fake Canadian friend told me I had two minutes to write a five sentence story.

It happened so fast, it was over before I even processed what was going on. Yet somehow I was thrown backward over a table, holding onto his blue striped polo with one hand and flinging the other one wildly about his face, screaming, "Get the fuck off me." Hands...
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veganjihad:

i am not jamie oliver

veganjihad:

oh snap.. nope thats me... cry...

Wednesday Dec 09, 2009

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One for posterity.

I didn't know what it meant to fall for them all.

It's always been that way, though.

Lucien with his Mien Kampf glare (all apologies to my girl Sylvia), spinning analogies three seats back about the relationships on stage -- painfully wrung out by foot-shuffling, hand-fretting, messy haired, chain-smoking, compound word cliched, junior college artistes -- and the movement on the western...
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thefuckoffkid:



kiss

paix:

Thanks!

Friday Oct 09, 2009

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Crossing.

She stands midway through the overpass bike bath in that sort of cloudless yellow sky that oppresses late afternoon. Behind her, cars send a choppy wind across her back, and with the nonstop rush of tires on pavement -- if she closed her eyes -- she could imagine she was at the beach. He taught her that, once upon a time, on those nights when sleep...
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thistle:

Stomachs are such rubbish. As far as anyone can tell I have gnarly acid reflux. I hope yours gets figured out. Three cheers for having some form of health insurance.

thistle:

Antacids make it so I can eat without feeling the food crawling back up my throat for hours. However, they also make it so it takes 3 times as long for food to get digested. My doctor is pretty responsive but I am lazy and have no car and the office is far from work. So I don't follow up on things.

From stiles

Marge has the dangerous mind, the sass mouth and a perfect look of withering disdain (for idiots). She is an honorary New Jerseyan (summa cum refineritas) for all that, plus her mad bullhorn skills while standing on the roof of ice cream trucks.

Sunday Jun 21, 2009

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The first time you kissed me, it was frantic. You flew across the car and grabbed my face with your hands, twisted me toward you, and your mouth was on mine, hot and wet, and all over. I swerved slightly, caught off guard, and righted myself and my vehicle while something inside me dropped away, and something inside me exploded. I couldn't close my...
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mistersatan:

And I'm right here, on the internets! I SAW it!!!

thistle:

Yes. For some reason I loved my house a lot more back then. Perhaps because the "band" only practiced like once a month.

From weso

Marge totally rules the world. For reals. I'm kind of angry we haven't kicked it sooner. The End.

Sunday Mar 08, 2009

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I have nothing particularly interesting or relevant to say here, but I figured it was about time to post again.

I was trying to clean house earlier, but by the time I had gotten halfway done my roommate came though and undid everything I'd already done, so now I am eating cereal.

I did succeed in cleaning up my bedroom spic-span, and it looks...
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boxofficepoison:

I still love the unicorns. Kind of the same thing.

maxx:

didn't even read the thread. who'd you call a fucktard?