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...and so I drank one it became four,
and when I fell on the floor I drank more...

-smiths

That's good shit... and that's what I'm going to do tonight at the magical "finish all the liquor and beer leftover from the St. Patty's day party." Which reminds me: have I ever told you how much I LIKE Jameson Irish whiskey? Well, I do. However,...
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librarian:
Well, I doubt the hair is the source of all your power, but we'll have to see pics just to make sure. Naked ones. wink
ooomermaidooo:
Fine I am all yours. I am fine with that. But you gotta move to Seattle. kiss
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Consider it done!
Yes, it worked! The gods were looking out for me - it was an old friend I haven't seen in about 8-9 months and she was in the same boat as me SO, yep.
BUT: what's kind of embarassing is that I was real drunk and couldn't ... uh... "perform" very well.
HOWEVER, to my credit, it MOSTLY had to do with...
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samaloda:
I got to be the girl in a similar scenario a week ago... except I'm a good kisser, I shave, and I'm no coffee can... but, yeah... beer dick is no fun...

...as unfortunate as it is, it inspired me to have better sex next time. Still waiting.
su:
so were you kind of like that guy in Scary Movie, who before he could have sex with the girl he had to shave the area down with a chainsaw.
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maybe shes been using that Rogaine for women....

anyways, I changed my alias, I am no longer "Zi."
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I had fun last night but,
NO DICE!

Tonight I resume my efforts. I should take a scant 2 our drive and go down to the TX coast for all the spring breaker chics who want nothing more than to give up their ass, but I don't know if I can take that whole frat boy "SPRING BREAK YEAAAHHH WHOOO SHOW ME YOUR TITS GIRLS...
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glorybox:
Yea, Im really not into all that either.... its too fake for me honeslty. So why dont you make a quick change of plans and head over to Maryland, lots of girls willing to give their ass to you. Girls like me, me, and me... wait a minute, did i mention me?
crimson:
Happy St. Patrick's day! wink
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Today was so nice. I made $90 at lunch and already have a six pack of tallboys for tonight and my car has a full tank of gas and my bills are (mostly) paid!
It was real sunny all day and I feel kinda good!

Conversation between me and my own self a few hours earlier:

"Hey Chris."
"What?"
"You feel kinda good today, huh."...
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sakita:
I thought I was the only person
who had established a line of communication
with themselves.
Nice to see I am not.

take care
melli:
So did you get any? tongue
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Oh so very hungover.
I'm such a cinematic clinger: I romanticize my role as a "real" person and try to do what actors in movies do to cope with all sorts of shit.
SO, I get home from work on Saturday at 3:30pm and (also cuz I'm a little sick) I decide to drink a bunch of screwdrivers to, you know, "drown my sorrows." Then...
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india:
i'm gona make you a desktop if i ever get to the bottom of this foot high pile of homework, there shud be an sgarmy for the sboys, i know a ton of girls who'd want a desktop of you! x

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britbritbaby:
kiss kiss kiss kiss
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"Sheriff look, this time I'm tellin' the truth."
"I'm locked inside the Fratelli's basement with this guy..."

"Hah hah, rocky road?"




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lx:
I need to get down to Austin for Mullhollanddrive's B-Day celebration. He is a good, good guy. I hope I can make it! You are going to go right?
weaselprincess:
Cute and quotes the Goonies. *swoon*
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So I'm driving to work and a clown runs out in front of me and I hit him!
Much to my suprise, he exploded and his lungs were full of CANDY!!! GLORIOUS CANDY!!!

Thanks everyone for looking at and commenting on my new cornball set. You're all so kickass! kiss

Cheers! ARRR!!!
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laputa64:
i finally put in my application to suicidegirls. i posted my application pics in my profile. wish me luck!!!!!
britbritbaby:
I loved your set
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Well, that does it. Another set is posted of my nekkidness.
Most of you know I NO LONGER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND frown

I never used to jack off so much...

and NO, I didn't really finish myself off for you sickly's out there.

Did I do good?
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azrael_abyss:
You did wonderful on that set. love
wyspurr:
you're so fucking adorable! makes me want to lick you like icecream. too bad you're in texas.

and i love your sense of humor.
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I like to eat donuts and drink coffee in the morning. I don't much like to wake up early, especially after getting very little sleep. -although mornings are indeed beautiful...
I think to myself "I don't believe I've ever seen the sun in that part of the sky before." and "gee it's fucking cold in the morning!" and "I think I'll eat some donuts and...
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mylf:
I like the mornings here cause it is the only time it is cool enough to wear pants... sometimes a hoodie. sunset here is the best though.
user28480482:
Ok, more on THE BREAk. :-)

Mark (guy I was seeing) is really attractive, and I like him a lot. With the exception of a few incidents, he treats me fantastically, but he's not exactly the nicest person to anyone other than me. He's a pretty angry person, a bit of a loner, and hates most of my best friends to the point of being unfriendly to them.

Next component of the equation is that I started dating him only a week after ending a serious relationship with someone else. So I didn't really get any down-time. So at this point I'm really feeling the desire to be single for awhile, because it's difficult to have a boyfriend that is constantly causing problems with your friends, even though you really like him otherwise.

So... is this just a way to get out of dating him completely? I don't know. I have certainly thought about the possibility of us never getting back together... but I *do* like the guy and just need to evaluate whether he's going to be able to fit into my life. Heh, that sounds terrible doesnt it? smile

How did you and your girl handle the break (before it became a break-up)? Did you hang out, or talk, or anything else?
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i should've used you for sex
but that'd of made my life too gosh darn complex
instead i sit here drinking my bourbon alone

is it better to sleep
with all the fish in the sea
i never said that there were too many of em
i don't even have the time it takes to love em

isn't it sad
isn't it sad
to have...
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causus:
The Alamo city rocks!!!! Too bad I don't live there anymore. frown
ooomermaidooo:
kiss frown kiss
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Alright: GBV's last show was MUCH better cuz they played MUCH more old stuff.
Anyways, before the show my pal Dan and I got rip-roarin' drunk at Casino Camino (great Austin bar)
I don't know if any of you know of GBV's alcohol intake - it's very high. They always have a bottle on stage that the whole band shares.
Heheh - my plan went...
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librarian:
Thanks. I do like whisky. Maker's Mark is excellent for the throat. kiss
dixiedirt:
yeah - i have evolved slightly (musically speaking), but as an example - I still wear my spiked belt from 8th grade. the 80's were that good to me.
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GBV was pretty cool.
I'll post the rad pics in my candids when I get home from work tonight and tell of the fun little stunt I pulled! But now I gotta run!
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lipservicejen:
glad you had a good time... as we did at the potluck! now we have the parade to look forward too!!! ahhh i love sgtexas peeps! now all you need to do is get your ass to an event! wink
mk700c:
I think tomorrow will be Bob Pollard lyrical stylings appreciation day; in honor.

yes, it's been awhile. I will try to drop GBV lyrics into every convorsation... somehow.

-mk