Now no one on this site can say I don't know how to get it on, bang a gong, get it on.. Last night was fun, though the people on a smoke break missed my bombastic rendition of "It's not unusual" - which brought the Tom Jones tune to new levels of panty-throwing greatness. I also did pretty well on the pool table with the...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
Do you ever buy stuff online and then you get it and you're like.. this is cool I suppose, but why did I desperately need this again? Weird. Needless to say though.. what I got is cool.
Hmmm. I had a great time last night.. Thisaintnopicnic came over and did my radio show with me and we gleefully entertained the masses.
Then it was off...
Read More
Hmmm. I had a great time last night.. Thisaintnopicnic came over and did my radio show with me and we gleefully entertained the masses.
Then it was off...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 31 COMMENTS
trevallion:
In retrospect it was a really bad idea, if that makes you feel any better.
les:
what's cheese bling? cheese as in cheesy? or cheese as in the actual stuff from wisconsin? 
It's radio time friendly children... tune in and dance bitches! Toast in the Machine is here to steal your soul.
The immortal ThisAintnopicnic will be on the air as a guest host.
Prepare to be rocked.. and rolled.
(don't hang onto your wallet)
The immortal ThisAintnopicnic will be on the air as a guest host.
Prepare to be rocked.. and rolled.
(don't hang onto your wallet)
VIEW 25 of 28 COMMENTS
llona:
as far as my accent.....you should ask your roommate. i talked to him last night.
xo
xo
unnecessaryz:
Fuck.
The Starry Night
That does not keep me from having a terrible need of-shall I say the word-religion. Then I go out at night to paint the stars. - Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to his brother
The town does not exist
except where one black-haired tree slips
up like a drowned woman into the hot sky.
The town is silent. The night boils...
Read More
That does not keep me from having a terrible need of-shall I say the word-religion. Then I go out at night to paint the stars. - Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to his brother
The town does not exist
except where one black-haired tree slips
up like a drowned woman into the hot sky.
The town is silent. The night boils...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
friedbanana105:
understood.
acidgrampa:
My lady is a freckly redhead, but not super freckly as they sometimes can be.
Ok.. so I was at the cooking store looking for a juicer for oranges and lemons, right?
So this gay guy who I've never seen working there before - he's kinda, tall, effeminate, shy, with the slight lisp.. anyways.. and he'd started chatting with me about where I go to school, if I'm a chef (cooking store people always ask me that) what I'm taking...
Read More
So this gay guy who I've never seen working there before - he's kinda, tall, effeminate, shy, with the slight lisp.. anyways.. and he'd started chatting with me about where I go to school, if I'm a chef (cooking store people always ask me that) what I'm taking...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
unnecessaryz:
So you're actually coming to CMJ? I just want to know how much viagra I need to pick up.
charley:
Yeah looks like it 
What's fucking wrong with me? I've been in a weird (chemical?) whirlwind lately.. I feel like I'm going through puberty for a second time it's weird. I'm happy, miserable, sad, esctatic, it doesn't make any sense. Though beer is here to help me through it, unlike puberty.
The Fluevogs I wanted so dearly have been entirely sold out in my size, so there'll be no...
Read More
The Fluevogs I wanted so dearly have been entirely sold out in my size, so there'll be no...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 33 COMMENTS
papawheelie:
really? i thought they were laminated. my bad
retroactivwe:
Gretsch. No one ever got laid off of a cool laptop. Well, maybe, but that was a fluke.
How's things?
How's things?
I feel restless like only a caged animal can.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
autrix:
did that profile pic just widen off to the left to reveal another person?
or is it just me?
or is it just me?
freckle:
i finally went to the grocery store. now i have milk, bread, green beans, and mandarin oranges.
This is madness.. in all directions.
So I'm running off to my incredibly tedious Contemporary Moral Problems class this morning and I scoop up the mail. 3 things for my roommate, 1 for me - a letter from the film school to whom I got a scholarship to go to a course in during the end of this month.
I expect it to be a...
Read More
So I'm running off to my incredibly tedious Contemporary Moral Problems class this morning and I scoop up the mail. 3 things for my roommate, 1 for me - a letter from the film school to whom I got a scholarship to go to a course in during the end of this month.
I expect it to be a...
Read More
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
jeff_fries:
It's not like it's my career I'm gambling with here, but according to my actress aunt, in film work you take as many opportunities as you can possibly get. If the degree can be completed later, I would go w/ the film school.
whiskeyfightpit:
Male prostitution could play out in your advantage in this situation. It could be humiliating and life-altering but...does the phrase WHEN IN ROME apply here??? Too much Anchorman w/ Will Ferrell and not enough Phonics for the WFP...
This Marlene Deitrich cd I purchased is totally boss.
This Marlene Deitrich cd I purchased is totally boss.
Last night was boogie-licious, thanks Kestrel, Sorcha, Thisaintnopicnic, and of course the dance-tastic Llona. (and thanks for the voice compliment!)
Toast in the Machine 4EVAH!
Or something.
I've lost a little fantastic in the last few days, so I'm listening to rock 'n roll before I go to school to get back in the flow, turn my life onto cruise control -...
Read More
Toast in the Machine 4EVAH!
Or something.
I've lost a little fantastic in the last few days, so I'm listening to rock 'n roll before I go to school to get back in the flow, turn my life onto cruise control -...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
friedbanana105:
yes, thanks again.
burstandbloom:
ill be in New Orleans next week
im driving down Tuesday
come visit whenever you want
im supposed to have a threesome with the strippers before i leave
should be a GOOD thing if it happens
im driving down Tuesday
come visit whenever you want
im supposed to have a threesome with the strippers before i leave
should be a GOOD thing if it happens
I invite you all to share in the big old pot of liquid gold awesome from which I'm currently sipping. I guarantee after I reveal to you the beyond (or next level) awesome purchase that I just made you too will feel like a pool of gooey golden sticky gooeyness.. It's like all my interests melded into one golden brilliant object/thing.
That brilliant object/thing is...
Read More
That brilliant object/thing is...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 58 COMMENTS
llona:
oh oh! no, it's avenued. com- they're a trashy hip hop group from brooklyn. check the dirty south pics- you'll see my friends.
xo
xo
jeff_fries:
Nm. I wasn't looking at your old profile pic very closely. It just had a firm Chinese Mystical Cleanliness vibe.
One day at a time. The being friends thing seems to be working out. Drowning my sorrows in eggs benedict, dress shirts, and a new leather jacket. (I'm an addict)
I do look rather suave if I do say so myself. Two parties to attend Sat. night.
I've been reading lots of interesting physics & psychology books and working on the 2nd book of Mishima's...
Read More
I do look rather suave if I do say so myself. Two parties to attend Sat. night.
I've been reading lots of interesting physics & psychology books and working on the 2nd book of Mishima's...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 44 COMMENTS
les:
I think The Tick would find my crotch would make quite a lovely home, it's warm and cozy and stuff. I bet he could do some pretty crazy things with those antennae... so I'd let him be minus the vengeance. 
thanks for the comment!!
thanks for the comment!!
kestrel:
If I put off writing my journal entry, will you have to? 
It's amazing what a little time can do.
Today I avoided the radio station, finished my paper, completed a hard-as-fuck final exam, came home, had beer, had chocolate chip cookies, found an apartment, and went to a killer party.
I also got referred to as "the cool guy at Cinecenta who wears those fabulous colors by some gay guys at the party." There's nothing like...
Read More
Today I avoided the radio station, finished my paper, completed a hard-as-fuck final exam, came home, had beer, had chocolate chip cookies, found an apartment, and went to a killer party.
I also got referred to as "the cool guy at Cinecenta who wears those fabulous colors by some gay guys at the party." There's nothing like...
Read More
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
scylla:
You probably quadruple posted because your comments were four times as interesting as they normally are?
unravled:
You really do.
How huge?
How huge?
Unfortunately, I'm posting at work and the story I would like to relay might have to be censored a little. End of July...this year...the very wonderful Chris Isaak concert. The air had the breeze that would accompany potential rain...but the drops never came down. Shared some experiences that I thought would bring some dreams to fruition. I guess I was bathing in the glow that was coming from my guest. I just thought that there was a magic between a man and a woman that would eventually manifest itself into romance. Those two days were the best that I had ever felt in my entire life. I had never experience anything that close to a bond with the opposite sex. Unfortunaley, that was the peak of the spark as they say. I believe there will be no future with this particular woman and it has cast a major cloud over the last few months. Considering that has been the story most of my life, I don't understand while it hurts the same, if not more, everytime it comes around.
Sorry, man. I guess every halfway decent story has equally strong doses of sorrow and joy. Thinking about the 23rd and 24th of July 2004 is like taking five painkillers...even if the ensuing days were some of the worst of I've ever had.