lemonkid

I've got drugs.. that would blow your mind tonight.. I've got drugs... out of the mist!!!!


Update - The medicine was not strong enough.

Recipe for solution - free beer and then SG Victoria party tonight.

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

It's MY DESIRE, MY DESIDRE!!!!

What happens when you thwart your true desire? You get..

Sick,

Sick.

Sick.

I am quite confident that I can say with authority that Einstein, when he wanted to study, didnt sit in the middle of a school room. That is probably the poorest place he could have gone to...
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It's not until we read the work of the great writers, Joyce or Proust for example, that we become conscious of the poverty of our own expression. To adequately express our own feelings and emotions, we can't drawn upon truly original communication, but have to wrap them in the pop culture trappings of Seinfeld or Team America. We must disguise and belittle our most relevant...
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I'd give just about anything right now to come home to a place that felt comfortable and like home, be happily received by people who love and appreciate me, and tell them about my day went, then join them for dinner.

Just about anything.

If you want to feel in desperate need for an life-shaking love I recommend you watch Before Sunset, and then watch the first movie Before Sunrise.

If you don't want to feel in desperate need of mind-blowing love then I'd highly recommend you don't watch them.

I need scotch, filthy friends, and 20 pairs of new shoes.

All I can think about these days is...
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There's some moments that contain such certitude, such an infinite amount of rightness that these few specks of time themselves make life worth living. Tonight featured three hours of such moments.

With a bottle of Herminator gracings the linings and latticeworks of my absorbent stomach walls, I sat and watched the Billy Tipton Memorial Saxophone Quartet (or the Tiptons, as they are now known) -...
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I've definitely lost weight - I can fit into the tight pants again, not enough, but some. Bought some new black pants today, my usual ones got white paint of them from a drunken escapade a few months ago and two dynamite dress shirts - one clearance for $7.00 - and it's paisly.

I also bought a new pair of oily black Doc Martins with...
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I got kissed last night.

Unfortunately it was on the neck & by a drunken 37 year old man who "loved my haircut" an undoubtably other things about my anatomy as well. He managed to sneak past my radar under the guise of a friendly drunk asking a question - then tried to brush up against my gorgeous flesh. (it's true - thanks to these...
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You know sometimes some thing so good, just so marvelous perfect and absolutely fucking pure that as much as you'd like to try (because it's soo bloody obvious to anyone who sees you) to wipe the massive shit-eating grin off your face you just can't?

Well I do. Last night Frog Eyes opened up for Subtle, one of the best live bands I've ever...
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Am I going to write an entire entry about beauty care products?

You fucking bet I am.

Lately I've been spending money on beauty care products, I figure I have enough books, enough cds.

So I've been shaving every morning in my new fog-free shower mirror, with insanely sharp razors with a sesame infused shaving cream from the Body Shop.

Then I get out of...
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The much ballyhooed NYC update!!!

New York City sucked on me softly, like a maple sugar candy, until all my cash dissolved, but the world was left with such a sweet taste; a post-York film that still coats my entire body like a child's sugar-encased quivering tongue.

It all started on a dark night in Vancouver, me suckling on an award-winning Dragon's Breath martini in...
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It's the most miserable day I've seen all year - insane winds and killer rain.

Time to move all my stuff.. by myself.. in about an hour.

Notice how I'm overcome with joy.