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God is a place you will wait for the rest of your lives.
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morgan:
Very true. I'll find a way to get there; I may just get a bus/whatever to D.C. and get to camping from there.
steveneurotic:
YAY! I miss you! biggrin
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Gadget is a good sport.

nothingsosad stole my cell phone today and was texting my friends with phrases like 'anus' and 'dicksack'. Gadget was one of the unfortunate souls to recieve such late night obnioxiounesses....(thats not a word) But she played along nicely and lets pray she wasn't sleeping. Cause then I would feel bad.

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quietlythere:
nope didn't get one wink
blueshark:
HAHA that sounds hilarious.. aww too bad i dont get annoying texts, but i guess i should be thankful for the silence. smile
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I am all about toppling the majority.

Who is with me?

abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!!
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schiavona:
I'm there with ya on this one!

kiss kiss
somuchrain:
manditory abortions with american flags!
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I had to go to work this morning for a meeting.

I came home and napped.

Now I have to go back and close my store.

erg.

Attention: Jesus was black, Ronald reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11.
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schiavona:
Well, at first I thought Bush was the devil, but then I realized he's too stupid.

kiss kiss
otakuman:
The boys smart but, if you ask me, I just hate to see a kid go un-beatin. blackeyed And what's Uncle Ruckus going to do? He can't even sing a good black man song. biggrin Hell, he was even cast down by the god of his own religion. skull Talk about a painfull treatment.
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Sometimes I have a penchant for the inane. Like flipping the channels on the tevelvision. Over and over again forming dirty phrases with the passing dialogue of each channel. Thats where CSI really meets Law and Order. And how!!!

I must say though that I am quite fond of The Boondocks. and nothingsosad.
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ausume:
speakin of channel surfing, ever pass by the video game channel? There is a show called X-play, now whenever that name X play appears at the bottom of the screen I always think its porn and I stop surfin, then it ust turna out to be video games and i am very dissappointed. What does this have to do with anything? Absolutely NOTHING, but oh well its amusing biggrin
blueshark:
putting together dirty words from television shows is oh so wonderful. then again dirty words in general are wonderful even if they arent pleasant, they are just fun. it seems i had some time to watch tv and flip through channels...but then i started class again *sigh* take care! smile
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So my fear of being unable to achieve orgasm was unfounded. It was unfounded twice in a row as a matter of fact.

Now for something completely different...

To be blunt about it I think I limit myself by realizing my own sex. By stating to myself that I do not in fact have a penis, and that I do have the ability to bear...
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prophetnoise:
That's cool. I'll just have to try harder to get a show in NY, the RIGHT coast sometime soon...


ooh ooh ooh . .. i know why the throwing thing is the way it is! Men's and womens bodys are built completely differently (obviously) and it's pure mechanics of the female arm. I actually learned about this when i was getting a fly fishing lession from a professional fly fisherman and fisherwoman. The "right" way to throw a baseball is next to impossible for female arm structure to do. If a female pitcher trained herself to throw like a male major league pitcher, she's putting her arm/shoulder at serious risk for injury because her arm is not meant to bend/twist that way. However, some of the best, most accurate Flyfishmen in the world are actually Flyfisherwoman, because the proper arm-motion to get that rod up and down in the proper manner, to make the fly and fishing-line arc over your body in such a fashion to get it exactly where you want it. . . the female arm/elbo/shoulder structure is just more condusive to bending in the proper way to fly fishing.

Conversely, men's arms can do some wicked sub-marine side-arm pitching. But they'll have a hard time going that one extra twist around to Underhand Only pitching. Well, underhand is actually better for everyone's arm if it's slow-pitching to little kids, or a beer-softball league. But if men tried to do the full windmill-windup of these college girls at the Softball World Series, they'll blow out their shoulders.

I actually watched one time where they had MLB batters trying to hit one of the best Female College Softball pitchers from Softball distance (i think it's 45 feet, maybe less.. as opposed to MLB's 66 feet 6 inches) They couldn't hit her pitches. wink
otakuman:
This topic is probably the most primative and misused arguement since the birth of the human race. To start with the differences between man and woman were created long before this topic was ever concieved. Physically men and women are different. Nature decided that. If I sound sexist because of it, so be it. I don't consider myself sexist, just that men and women are different physically is an undeniable fact. If you took a man and a woman, had them train and workout out in the exact same way, the man would gain superour strangth, size, and mass while the woman would develop superour agility and flexability and would stay alot thinner. That's genetics. There are ways around these undeniable truths by having the man focus primarly on gymnastics and the woman focusing on weightlifting but they would only reach a type of between point. The man loosing alot of the strength and size to gain an amount of agility and the woman loosing alot of agility and flexability to gain strength and size. Still, a man focusing on gymnastics would never beable to be as flexable and agile as a woman focused on gymnastics in the same way a woman focusing on weight training could never get as strong as a man focusing on weight training. There are still ways around this by introducing forien chemicles to the body such as drugs to artifically increase muscle mass, like staroids, or drugs to increase awareness and reaction time, but still my point is that given the exact same conditions, physically, either the man or the momen would gain superiorty in one area or another.

Competition on the mental field, on the other hand, is far more level. In this area men and women are true equals, the only things that would create people with opposing opinions and views are the varabible factors involved, such as, the enviroment the people grew up in, how much different people learn, how much they can remember, how fast they can axcess the stored information, how effectively they can convay this information to others, how strongly they apply themselves, and so on. Put a man and a women in a room, give them the exact same material to learn and tell them exactly how they are to learn it and, theoratically, both would think in the exact same mannor when relating to the learned materal.

In some sort of conclusion, I'm all for equal rights for everyone. It's the basis for Democracy. But befor you start complaining about someting being "unequal" or "biest toward people that are viewed as inferior" just take a moment to stop and think about what your complaining about before you turn it into another "self-ist" cause, be it sexist, raceist or whatever.
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I had a dream last night where I kept trying to cum but couldn't. I was trying with all my toys, other people were trying with their hands, I just couldn't reach that niceity known as an orgasm.

I woke up this morning wanting very badly to see if I was indeed broken, but didn't have the time. I got my fanbelt fixed instead.

So...
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billy_brown:
thats not a dream thats a nightmare,
and is it me or does it say jackie on one of your sets ,whats up with that?
infinity:
dreams sometimes reflect reality. let's hope that this one doesnt...
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The gentrification of Paterson has begun, but I do not think that this can be a one woman crusade.

This isn't downtown Alexander Hamilton Projects Paterson, more like West Paterson, just not as many front gardens.

the defacto segregation in this town is just delicious.

I am not the only white person on my street but I still got called a cracker the other day...
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persya:
aww you went to the batcave!
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i was shopping in LI for stuff for the apt and didn't get home til late

plus i didn't know

aw well..did you have a good time?
schiavona:
A cracker?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! So did you ask what kind of cracker? Wheat, sesame, multigrain, butter? Wow, some people really need to upgrade their racial slurs to this century. biggrin

kiss kiss
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Its a vision of beauty, not so much like a piece of art or a sunset; but more a shattered reflection. The date passed and the days get longer, I'm still waiting. Its in the back on the bar between two glasses hidden in something controversial and avant-garde.

i always thought i really knew.

if you ask the answer is

we have a cold.
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visitord:
you feelin' better?
nellichaos:
at least i'm not the only leper on the block! i'm hoping to get better sometimes---but not really banking on it!
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I mad my job.

I feel like puke

I want to kiss my boyfriend.

I love emoticons.

ARRR!!! arrr matey.......
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fortysix_and_two:
*purrs* miao!!
ampersandwich:
Oh, you puked up dinner, eh? where was that? smile

It was great to meet ya & hang with ya too. Never met anyone who got drunk faster smile

Hope to see ya again some day soon-ish, unless you're off to England again

Y~!
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There are two things i hate
a) being late for work
b) not getting my starbucks tea.

So i rushed in to beat two people walking into starbucks this morning cause i didn't want to be late and i wanted my fucking tea cause it was fucking early....i turn around to see who i sort of cut off walking in the door and who is...
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acetracer:
I always find it amusing that the majority of his guests tower over him, even though they elevate his desk so that he seems at least event with his guests. I think it's cool Jon Stewart still hangs out in Jersey, if that was in fact where you saw him tongue

Anyway, I came in here to protest that it's been entirely too long since your last set went up and this must be fixed.
ayres:
Heheh hes a hobbit tongue