1) A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did...
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hellkitten:
Abbotsford
http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/skeleton.wmv
Best 5 minutes I've spent with a skelleton! Watch it to the end, you'll love him too +o)
Best 5 minutes I've spent with a skelleton! Watch it to the end, you'll love him too +o)
trade:
hehehehehehehehe
Thanks for that!
Thanks for that!
Waaaa! I don't WANNA write the paper that's due on Friday 
C'mon.... you want to write it for me, don't you? Don't you? It's about vampires! It's fun! I just don't have a thesis/argument yet, so you'll have to come up with that. But the rest'll be a sinch for ya! Really! Okay?
C'mon.... you want to write it for me, don't you? Don't you? It's about vampires! It's fun! I just don't have a thesis/argument yet, so you'll have to come up with that. But the rest'll be a sinch for ya! Really! Okay?
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angelvanilla:
I'm not doing it for you!
YOu can't make me do it!
HEHEHE
Hope things are going good!
YOu can't make me do it!
HEHEHE
Hope things are going good!
the_mad_monk:
How about you examin different authors take on the Vampire mythos???
Update: Whoa! SG skate deck for $3!
So, cute man at school is married. I saw a ring on his left hand. Damn
Well, too damned bad for him, right?!
I was getting my nails filled today. God I love the girls at Renaisence! They always lift my spirits and get me smiling. I had a great idea of what to do with this mop...
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So, cute man at school is married.
I saw a ring on his left hand. Damn
Well, too damned bad for him, right?!
I was getting my nails filled today. God I love the girls at Renaisence! They always lift my spirits and get me smiling. I had a great idea of what to do with this mop...
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iii:
Hello, Hello...
Hope all is well in the west. How is school going for you? I am finally back in school! First time since my last run at good ol' UCFV. Hope Thanksgiving was good for you. Oh... Seen Sarah lately? Take good care.
Hope all is well in the west. How is school going for you? I am finally back in school! First time since my last run at good ol' UCFV. Hope Thanksgiving was good for you. Oh... Seen Sarah lately? Take good care.
oso:
maybe he/she will need 2 assistants!!
let me get in there and start fucking shit up, and i'm sure they'll wanna hire you too.
you dressing up for Halloween?
let me get in there and start fucking shit up, and i'm sure they'll wanna hire you too.
you dressing up for Halloween?
Bleck. I felt crappy all day today. Glad I had a day off with the Thanksgiving holiday. All I did was take cold tabs and slept. I'm feeling better now, so we'll see if it's just all that sleep making me feel better or if the rest and cold meds actually woked.
I bought a cute halloween tshirt at old navy on the weekend. "Transylvania...
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I bought a cute halloween tshirt at old navy on the weekend. "Transylvania...
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angelvanilla:
aww, feel better soon!
My SG account has to make it to the weekend. That's when I think I'm getting money to pay for another so many months. Eeek!
I'm loving the new features. Even though I filled it out, I still think the dating profile is funny. I really like the way the 'favorite suicidegirls' is mapped out now. Sa-weet +o)
So Dad got back on Monday night....
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I'm loving the new features. Even though I filled it out, I still think the dating profile is funny. I really like the way the 'favorite suicidegirls' is mapped out now. Sa-weet +o)
So Dad got back on Monday night....
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freakchef:
P.S. Did you know your on my matches LOL
26oo:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I was pawing the stores with Mom today and found the most coolest thing ever --
A SHOOTER CHESS SET!!!
I have to get this. It's only $29cdn, so when my student loan comes in I'm going directly to Linen n' Things to get it.
WOOO!
A SHOOTER CHESS SET!!!
I have to get this. It's only $29cdn, so when my student loan comes in I'm going directly to Linen n' Things to get it.
WOOO!
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donaldbrown:
Shooter? Bang, bang?
freakchef:
Oh man you gotta have me a game.
Dad's in Columbia on business. I miss giving him wet willies
Lots of reading and tons of writing happening. Damn manditory "Academic and Professional Development" class. I'm doing an essay about Vampire movies in English. My thesis proposal is due soon. Unfortunately, I don't have a thesis yet.
Saw a guy that was so much like Nny but had a fabulous smile. I, literally, almost...
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Lots of reading and tons of writing happening. Damn manditory "Academic and Professional Development" class. I'm doing an essay about Vampire movies in English. My thesis proposal is due soon. Unfortunately, I don't have a thesis yet.
Saw a guy that was so much like Nny but had a fabulous smile. I, literally, almost...
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cm:
Heh...only time my father ever seriously punched someone was for them giving him a wet willy.
It's been a long time since I jotted something here. Actually, it's been a long time since I jotted something anywhere. I've been going through one of those bland phases where everything's the same ol' same ol' and nothing's exciting. So, really I haven't had much to share.
Today was exciting, though! My parents and I took a drive down to the states and played...
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Today was exciting, though! My parents and I took a drive down to the states and played...
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johnnyfive:
you drove to the states and watched the passion of christ.
that's weird. funny, but weird.
do all canadians do such oddities??? 
that's weird. funny, but weird.
do all canadians do such oddities???
I only need $86us or $116cdn to buy everything I want in the sg shop. Ebay here I come! ,o)
By the by, where did oso go?
Sept 3: I had the weirdest dream last night of looking in the mirror, seeing myself and saying "Whoa... I have blue eyes?!" Weird.
By the by, where did oso go?
Sept 3: I had the weirdest dream last night of looking in the mirror, seeing myself and saying "Whoa... I have blue eyes?!" Weird.
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johnnyfive:
what's up?
you're usually more active than this?!?!
is the hellkitten okay??
hope so!
you're usually more active than this?!?!
is the hellkitten okay??
hope so!
fuck:
thanx. i didn't do much 'cept go to the bar.
Boy have I ever been feeling bland this past week! Even though I've been mopey, I did manage to get a few things accomplished. I bought a new desk for school. My friend Al gave me his old desk when he moved across the country. Unfortunately, it didn't have enough room to put my note book for school as well as my keyboard, so I...
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beaky:
Here's to being exited about starting school!!!
I wish I knew where he went! I hung out with him a few times in Ottawa, talked to him on the phone a lot. And then never heard from him again.
Seriously though, I am so weirded out! And OMG, you knew me through the internet when I was a wee teenager!
♥
Jesse was a really awesome guy. And I hope he is doing well. I'm sure he is because he was so talented. He was desinging t-shirts for a while in Ottawa and sent me one along with a mix tape (which I still have!). It's so strange when people go missing in action.