hemightbegiant

Watch these and marvel at the awesomeness.
This girl is amazing.





-Me

Stayed up until 4:30am drinking gin and tonics and playing League of Legends.
Now I am thirsty as hell. Gatorade to the rescue!

Interview for the dispatcher job Wednesday. If I get it, life will be much better.
Oh...signed the lease for an apartment today. $800 a month, everything included, animals allowed.
Weight of the world off my shoulders for now...

Now it's time to...
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Gin and tonic, then Gin and cranberry juice...
Good stuff.
Almost as good as Hulk smashing.

Played League of Legends drunk and did better than I have sober. Haha.

-Me

ps: Drunk sex is good

There I times that I deeply wished that comic books were real.
Right now I feel like Hulk smashing something. Not Luke smash...Hulk smash. I need a super dose of gamma radiation and I need all my inner rage to become personified into a giant green monster that levels a town.
But alas...they are but fiction and my inner green monster must stay locked away,...
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I had another one of those moments this morning.
Back story...I was asked to cover 7am-10am (stupid fucking 3 hour shift) so I agreed because I need money.
I get there at 7am and Gary tells me the kitchen is locked and he can't put out coffee. As he is telling me...5 guests pour down the stairs looking for coffee...
Ugh.
So I grab the...
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Well holy crap...I scored a 92% on the dispatcher test and have my first interview with a panel of 3 people at the Avon Police Department next Wednesday at 9:30am.
That's step 2 in a 4 part process, but the fact that I made it to step 2 is awesome.

-Me

Went to the exam and it was exactly what I suspected. A room full of fire fighters, EMT's and the like.
Took the test, finished an hour early. We'll see from there.
Got a voicemail from an apartment I called about and they turned us down without even meeting us because of our cats and my snakes...
so I was depressed a bit and went...
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I'm getting kind of sick of everything working out for everyone I know...except me.
Looking around watching them all get married, buy houses, have kids...while I struggle to get by, even though I am trying...

Anywho...bed time. I have that dispatcher exam at 9:30 tomorrow.

-Me

I am going to share an opinion that is not very popular, but I don't really care.

I am so fucking tired of hearing all these people whining about kids getting bullied, or that they were bullied as a child and that is the reason they are (insert issue here).
I have been fat all my life. I am also gifted/burdened with an intellect that...
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As of right now, I have 3 shifts officially at the Pedlar but Sanjay is going to probably give me my old third shift job back. He doesn't like the fact that Gary can't do it correctly, and doesn't know as much as I do...so patience is a virtue.
That's the job...now to find a place to live that will allow 4 cats.

-Me

Well, good chance I am going back to the hotel. I find out Thursday. Basically I was asked to work Sunday morning and then told "we will talk about the rest of the week."
Seeing as the reason I am covering is because Brook left, so...unless he wants to work (he doesn't) Sanjay will have to rehire me.
Full time paychecks will be nice again....
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