hemightbegiant

No squirrels, but I got something BETTER.

I was out looking for squirrels after I mowed and heard a bunch of noise in the woods, so I leaned back against a tree and scanned around. Finally I saw some turkeys...so I sat down and waited for them to get closer.
They didn't...so I got up to try to get closer to them and they vanished....
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Heading up to my grandma's to mow, scout out some deer trails, and possibly hunt some squirrels.

-Me

Conversation on the way home from my grandma's, after 2 hours of cutting and chopping firewood.
Christine: You smell really bad right now.
Me: I smell like a manly man. I smell like a bad ass with a heart of gold who just split wood for his grandmother for two hours!
Christine: And sweat...
Me: Mostly that last thing...

www.reptilenexus.com has over 919 views. Awesome....
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I posted my sweaty yoga mat on the DDP yoga page, and today I got a friend request from Diamond Dallas Page himself.
How fucking cool is that?

That is another reason I like his yoga so much. He supports his customers and really wants everyone to become healthier and happier.

-Me

Christine and I have been together 4 years last June...meaning she is up for Re-election.

Anyone want to run against her? Haha.

-Me

Christine and I are changing our diet around again and going Paleo once more. Replacing 2 meals this week with Paleo meals, and then more next week.

Getting back on track.

I got permission to hunt at my grandma's house as long as I don't tell her about it. Time to go look for deer trails.
I know where a few are, so I need...
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How did I end up a morbidly obese 31 year old hotel clerk...listening to the words "She got so offended when I lit my ass hair on fire in front of her" come out of the mouth of an "adult" male sitting in the lobby with his friends?

What path did I take to end up in this exact moment?
Seriously?

Something big needs to...
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Wow...that was almost awkward as fuck.

So I had an interesting sex dream about a girl I used to hang out with a lot and haven't talked to in a while. Her name is Sarah. I have two Sarah's in my phone, and one is labelled so that I know who she is...the other just says "Sarah." I assumed this was the Sarah I had...
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New black pastel made it in alive and well. Gotta pick him up a frozen mouse.

More later.

-Me