What would Penis do?
FUCKING LAME...
What fucking pizza place closes for fucking President's Day?
-Me
What fucking pizza place closes for fucking President's Day?
-Me
tiger_fodder:
Abe's Home of Pizza? George Washington Slices? 
This song...is fantastic...
and very much sounds like They Might be Giants...
and you all know how much I love that band.
and very much sounds like They Might be Giants...
and you all know how much I love that band.
tiger_fodder:
That was fantastic, indeed! He does sounds like TMBG.
Wow...
NBC just showed a commercial for a show called "The Chopping Block"...apparently it's a Hell's Kitchen-esque show with a chef...who made Gordon Ramzes cry.
Hahahaha...
I didn't think that was humanly possible.
-Me
NBC just showed a commercial for a show called "The Chopping Block"...apparently it's a Hell's Kitchen-esque show with a chef...who made Gordon Ramzes cry.
Hahahaha...
I didn't think that was humanly possible.
-Me
Does anyone else want to slap the fucking shit out of Nadya Suleman?
If you don't know who she is...she's the bitch that just had EIGHT kids...and is now DEMANDING that people give her shit to take care of them...
Really?
REALLY?
Just had to completely wipe and reinstall windows on my computer...
It's ok though, I dropped $70 on a 160 gb external hard...
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If you don't know who she is...she's the bitch that just had EIGHT kids...and is now DEMANDING that people give her shit to take care of them...
Really?
REALLY?
Just had to completely wipe and reinstall windows on my computer...
It's ok though, I dropped $70 on a 160 gb external hard...
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tengu:
Dude, that's not the half of it.
Suleman has six kids prior to her recent dump.
She got in vitro to have this current batch.
She's on welfare (she refuses to call $400/week in foodstamps "welfare"). Last I heard, FL residents have given the wench over $167,000 in money she probably doesn't deserve.
She's been on disability for years, because she refuses to have needed back surgery due to a workplace accident (she was afraid the surgery might prevent her from having children... good call)
and here's the kicker... she recently had plastic surgery (remember, welfare and 14 kids)... to look like Angelina Jolie.
Try not to bitch slap too many people at work today in your disgust.
Suleman has six kids prior to her recent dump.
She got in vitro to have this current batch.
She's on welfare (she refuses to call $400/week in foodstamps "welfare"). Last I heard, FL residents have given the wench over $167,000 in money she probably doesn't deserve.
She's been on disability for years, because she refuses to have needed back surgery due to a workplace accident (she was afraid the surgery might prevent her from having children... good call)
and here's the kicker... she recently had plastic surgery (remember, welfare and 14 kids)... to look like Angelina Jolie.
Try not to bitch slap too many people at work today in your disgust.
laceyk:
I just saw her webpage asking for stuff.
I hate her.
I will be beyond pissed if people pay her for her story.
I hate her.
I will be beyond pissed if people pay her for her story.
Does anyone have any idea what it costs to get a toe nail removed? (Without insurance)
I have a toenail that is infected and I need to have it removed, once and for all. It's constantly hurting and bleeding, and I'm worried about infection doing what infection does...spreading and killing...
That, and this Spring I want to clock some major trail time...and I can't do...
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I have a toenail that is infected and I need to have it removed, once and for all. It's constantly hurting and bleeding, and I'm worried about infection doing what infection does...spreading and killing...
That, and this Spring I want to clock some major trail time...and I can't do...
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tiger_fodder:
Hmmm. Good luck! I have no idea. 
tengu:
Having fucked-up feet is no fun. I hear ya', buddy.
I've gone as long as 6 months w/o health insurance. I do not recommend it. Everyday I was fearful I'd take a tumble and mess som'n up. A lot of my smaller operations (out-patient at a private practice) usually run around 1K. Just ask the physician's office what they estimate som'n like that would run ya'. If the estimated cost is too high, you can always get some antibiotics and take matters into your own hands:
Having fucked-up feet is no fun. I hear ya', buddy.
I've gone as long as 6 months w/o health insurance. I do not recommend it. Everyday I was fearful I'd take a tumble and mess som'n up. A lot of my smaller operations (out-patient at a private practice) usually run around 1K. Just ask the physician's office what they estimate som'n like that would run ya'. If the estimated cost is too high, you can always get some antibiotics and take matters into your own hands:
I'm watching a show on Obesity...and it kinda bothers me that because of my body fat percentage, I am considered morbidly obese. I get lumped into the same category as 450-900 lb people who need motorized carts to navigate the grocery store, or get winded walking across a parking lot.
Grrrrrr....
My blood pressure is always normal. I have a healthy heart. I have strong...
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Grrrrrr....
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marvel:
I used to be catergorized as nearly "morbidly obese" 
okay, so I was short and round, but I was always healthy.
okay, so I was short and round, but I was always healthy.
mneylu:
yeah, on certain scales I am classified as overweight- but if you are active at all you have to search out the "athlete category" for checking body %'s and stuff and you'll find that they aren't so harsh... :S
I'm watching a show on Eskimo Whale hunters...and it amazes me how different Eskimo whale hunters are than Japanese whale hunters.
Eskimo whale hunters hunt for food, and see the whale as a gift. They pray to God and thank him when they make a kill, and sing out of happiness for their gift. It's quite awesome.
The japanese are strictly commercial, and hunt for...
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Eskimo whale hunters hunt for food, and see the whale as a gift. They pray to God and thank him when they make a kill, and sing out of happiness for their gift. It's quite awesome.
The japanese are strictly commercial, and hunt for...
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tiger_fodder:
Procrastinator!
Chem 111 is making me want to change my major to NON-SCIENCE just by the ungodly amount of homework alone...
He assigns 1-67 odd, and 71-93 odd. Doesn't sound like much right?
WRONG...every problem is like...4 separate problems...like
A. Convert 150 ft to Cm
B. Convert 2340 cm to km
C. Convert 145 g/mL to lbs/gallon
D. Convert 148 mins to ns
Seriously....each one takes...
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He assigns 1-67 odd, and 71-93 odd. Doesn't sound like much right?
WRONG...every problem is like...4 separate problems...like
A. Convert 150 ft to Cm
B. Convert 2340 cm to km
C. Convert 145 g/mL to lbs/gallon
D. Convert 148 mins to ns
Seriously....each one takes...
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tiger_fodder:
Don't lose heart. Push through and it will be worth it. Good luck!
So you know how when you think to yourself, in your head, you think in the language you speak...
Well I wondered...if you're born deaf, and you've never heard any language, do you think in sign language?
Or just images?
Opinions?
(I'm sure they've done a study, but I've never read it, so...)
-Me
Well I wondered...if you're born deaf, and you've never heard any language, do you think in sign language?
Or just images?
Opinions?
(I'm sure they've done a study, but I've never read it, so...)
-Me
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marvel:
Hmmmm, that's interesting.... when I read, sometimes I read in an english accent, because I'm a dork 
25 things about me. I posted it on Facebook, so I figured I'd post it here.
1. Ive noticed that when I write the number 2, I write it both ways. The standard 2, and the loopy 2and I do it randomly. I can write things like 2002 with a standard 2 in the front and a loopy 2 in the back. No idea why...
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1. Ive noticed that when I write the number 2, I write it both ways. The standard 2, and the loopy 2and I do it randomly. I can write things like 2002 with a standard 2 in the front and a loopy 2 in the back. No idea why...
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tiger_fodder:
7. I have a deep seeded fear of deep water that I cant see through, and I have no idea why.
I read somewhere that this is a fear many horses have. Maybe you were a horse in a previous life. Do you like oats and carrots?
So I weighed myself like...3 weeks ago, and I was around 355-357, which bothered me....
I've done NOTHING workout wise in the past 3 weeks, yet I weigh 341 as of today. The only things I can think of are:
A: I've been eating more than twice a day, so my metabolism picked up. I was sick, so I started eating 3-4 times a day....
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I've done NOTHING workout wise in the past 3 weeks, yet I weigh 341 as of today. The only things I can think of are:
A: I've been eating more than twice a day, so my metabolism picked up. I was sick, so I started eating 3-4 times a day....
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lisa_why:
Judging your "weight loss" by weight as opposed to inches is very deceiving. Although, seeing as you seem to require a belt, that's always a good sign!
Congrats and keep it up! I know how good it feels to be "on your way".
Congrats and keep it up! I know how good it feels to be "on your way".
marvel:
wow, congratulations!
... slingshots are dangerous... don't put an eye out
... slingshots are dangerous... don't put an eye out