Sometimes I wonder why I talk to my dad...
I'll just say that it was a bad conversation, and at some point my father called Obama a "Stupid n*gger"...
Yeah...
Looks like moving South got to him...
I'm glad he lives 1700 miles away...because I don't want that man near my kids.
He lectures me about how to live my life like I owe him...
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I'll just say that it was a bad conversation, and at some point my father called Obama a "Stupid n*gger"...
Yeah...
Looks like moving South got to him...
I'm glad he lives 1700 miles away...because I don't want that man near my kids.
He lectures me about how to live my life like I owe him...
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So some jackass just called me and asked how much it was to stay at the hotel. I asked for when. He said two people. I said "WHEN" he said "minutes"...so I hung up on him because I am not in the mood for fucktards.
Nothing for a few minutes, and the phone rings again...
"Yankee Pedlar Inn, how may I help you?"
"Same question....
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Nothing for a few minutes, and the phone rings again...
"Yankee Pedlar Inn, how may I help you?"
"Same question....
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tiger_fodder:
Crazy! lol
David Carradine died today.
He was the dude from "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill".
Suckage.
-Me
He was the dude from "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill".
Suckage.
-Me
tiger_fodder:
Oh wow...the Yellow Book guy died?
Got printed and turned in all my stuff for my pistol permit today. Now I just wait for them to call me back.
Then I have to get a gun. Mike is debating selling me his Glock because he wants to get something he can use more often...aka a .22 pistol he can hunt with. Makes sense to me. I might just get a little...
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Then I have to get a gun. Mike is debating selling me his Glock because he wants to get something he can use more often...aka a .22 pistol he can hunt with. Makes sense to me. I might just get a little...
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janegeraldine:
What will you do with all these guns?
tunnel_vision:
That's pretty big for a connecticut bear 
So I may have a guy buying two of my snakes for $550.
Now the question arises...
Do I do the responsible thing and pay off credit cards etc...
Or do I spoil myself and straight up buy a Glock 23?
Decisions decisions.
-Me
Now the question arises...
Do I do the responsible thing and pay off credit cards etc...
Or do I spoil myself and straight up buy a Glock 23?
Decisions decisions.
-Me
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tiger_fodder:
I have to disagree with the hot chick that posted before me. Pay off the cards! 
tengu:
Pay off your cards. You'll instantly feel better about yourself. Whereas if you bought the Glock you'd have those little (fuck you, conscience) pangs of regret whenever you were in a future financial pinch. Trust me, been there.
The gun will still be there next month and the month after that. Get one when your "rainy day" fund is nice'n fat. Besides, Glocks ain't goin' out of style. The cost for one of them babies ain't likely to soar anytime soon.
The gun will still be there next month and the month after that. Get one when your "rainy day" fund is nice'n fat. Besides, Glocks ain't goin' out of style. The cost for one of them babies ain't likely to soar anytime soon.
So my weekend was pretty decent. Friday night Christine, Jay and myself went to see the Wolverine movie. I am on the fence. I have my nagging...but I have some stuff I liked as well. I'll save the bitching and we'll just say I am neutral about it.
After that we went to this OLD graveyard that you need to almost offroad to get to....
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After that we went to this OLD graveyard that you need to almost offroad to get to....
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marvel:
Thank you.
My grandad is so very special to me. I lived with my mom and grandparents til I was 18 - my grandfather is the only father I've ever really had. The thought of losing him is crushing.
My grandad is so very special to me. I lived with my mom and grandparents til I was 18 - my grandfather is the only father I've ever really had. The thought of losing him is crushing.
tiger_fodder:
Keep us up to date on the tadpoles. Sounds interesting. it's like you have a zoo there.
So I am watching "No Country for Old Men" right now...and I want a silenced shotgun.
-Me
-Added-
Ok, that movie was decent...but it could have ended WAY sooner than it did. Wasn't bad though.
My survival/camping gear is coming along well. I just bought some mosquito netting...and my tarp came in today, so now I can out together a sleeping roll. It will consist...
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-Me
-Added-
Ok, that movie was decent...but it could have ended WAY sooner than it did. Wasn't bad though.
My survival/camping gear is coming along well. I just bought some mosquito netting...and my tarp came in today, so now I can out together a sleeping roll. It will consist...
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tengu:
You disappoint me, sir.
Learn more esoteric facts about random shit that should pop into my head at a moment's notice.
Zod demands it!
Learn more esoteric facts about random shit that should pop into my head at a moment's notice.
Zod demands it!
tengu:
Giant House Spider possibly.
Hobo... unlikely.
I would be so lucky to have som'n super cool 'n nasty cross my threshold.
At any rate, I did that whole shoe thing and now s/he is quite dead
[Note: took me two flushes to finally convince my toilet to accept the ginormous fucker.]
Hobo... unlikely.
I would be so lucky to have som'n super cool 'n nasty cross my threshold.
At any rate, I did that whole shoe thing and now s/he is quite dead
[Note: took me two flushes to finally convince my toilet to accept the ginormous fucker.]
So my cousin calls me to find out what kind of snake his son has caught and brought home. From the description, I tell him it sounds like a Copperhead and that he should bring it back to where he found it, and let it go.
So today my mom asks me why I didn't tell him to kill it...
I said:
A: Mom...I like...
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So today my mom asks me why I didn't tell him to kill it...
I said:
A: Mom...I like...
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diaz:
I totally agree with you,
I hate people too, for that reason and others..
I hate people too, for that reason and others..
Sometimes I REALLY wish I was 18 again...and not for the reasons you are thinking (pervs...)
Haha.
But seriously...I did 3.5 hours of weed whacking today and I am SORE as hell...all over. When I was 18 I could do 10 hours of weed whacking, go to bed, and wake up fine.
Getting old sucks.
-Me
Haha.
But seriously...I did 3.5 hours of weed whacking today and I am SORE as hell...all over. When I was 18 I could do 10 hours of weed whacking, go to bed, and wake up fine.
Getting old sucks.
-Me
tiger_fodder:
Join me on my rocker and we can tell the kids to get off the lawn.
So if all goes according to plan, I should be getting my temporary pistol permit for my town by the end of next week, then I have to wait 2 months (I think) before I get my state permit.
Then...I can start carrying a pistol.
Now I just need $600 for the gun I want.
Sigh...
Well....maybe less...if I buy used....which I might do. Used...
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Then...I can start carrying a pistol.
Now I just need $600 for the gun I want.
Sigh...
Well....maybe less...if I buy used....which I might do. Used...
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I often wonder how it is that I don't have high blood pressure. I mean...
A: Fat guy
B: I have always worked SHITTY fucking jobs.
Since I was 16, I have worked at a petstore (I liked that one. I was paid $5.25 an hour to clean animal cages. I was given a 4 hour shift to do 2 hours worth of work. I...
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A: Fat guy
B: I have always worked SHITTY fucking jobs.
Since I was 16, I have worked at a petstore (I liked that one. I was paid $5.25 an hour to clean animal cages. I was given a 4 hour shift to do 2 hours worth of work. I...
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tunnel_vision:
My ok cupid profile ... I'm just using it to find a new sub to play with, I'm engaged 
tiger_fodder:
It's called genetics.