So a long time ago I went on a pseudo Atkins diet...and it worked well. I dropped 70 lbs, from 322 to 270ish...and I felt awesome, except for leg cramps....so I quit.
I gained it all back, plus 20 lbs.
So I am thinking out doing it again, only CORRECTLY this time...until I hit 250ish. Then I want to start jogging...and go back to eating...
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I gained it all back, plus 20 lbs.
So I am thinking out doing it again, only CORRECTLY this time...until I hit 250ish. Then I want to start jogging...and go back to eating...
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Palin is stepping down as governor of Alaska. Maybe now someone who DOESN'T support aerial gunning of wolves will take office.
Bitch.
-Me
Bitch.
-Me
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tunnel_vision:
It's pretty comfortable ... unless you wear skin tight pants. Plus if anyone asks for my money, I'm just reaching in my pocket to get it 
tunnel_vision:
I wear a fat wallet in my left pocket so the look is balanced.
Picked up my T-town permit. Tomorrow I get to drive to Middletown to get my State permit.
Woot.
Now I need to fire various weapons and decide on what I want to carry. I'm debating if I want to carry ON person, or in my backpack, which I usually have with me. I'll have to experiment with various carrying positions before I decide.
-Me
Woot.
Now I need to fire various weapons and decide on what I want to carry. I'm debating if I want to carry ON person, or in my backpack, which I usually have with me. I'll have to experiment with various carrying positions before I decide.
-Me
tunnel_vision:
I prefer the smalled possible package for daily carry.
tiger_fodder:
I am still voting for the chrome water gun. I'm a hippie that way.
T-Town PD called. They have my temporary pistol permit.
I just need to take that and $35 to Department of Public Safety and I will have my real pistol permit.
Then I can buy and carry a pistol.
Well...once I have money.
Argh...
-Me
I just need to take that and $35 to Department of Public Safety and I will have my real pistol permit.
Then I can buy and carry a pistol.
Well...once I have money.
Argh...
-Me
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janegeraldine:
It costs money to shoot stuff.
janegeraldine:
Is there a hit out on you?
So I went to see Transformers 2 again with Christine and Jay...
and of course, there is a young couple behind us...who had to talk...constantly...
so finally, I politely (with only one use of the word fuck) said "Can you please stop talking...you've been talking through the whole fucking movie..."
To which the girl replied with a "oh no he didn't" kinda of laugh, and...
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and of course, there is a young couple behind us...who had to talk...constantly...
so finally, I politely (with only one use of the word fuck) said "Can you please stop talking...you've been talking through the whole fucking movie..."
To which the girl replied with a "oh no he didn't" kinda of laugh, and...
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Sweet fucking Christ...I am sick of hearing about Michael Fucking Jackson.
Jesus...
and they keep posting the most hideous fucking scary as hell pictures of him. He's dead...get over it, move on to...something that's NOT HIM.
In other news...I might be able to get my hands on a female cinnamon for $200. (Fully grown).
That would be amazing, since I could put both my cinnamon...
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Jesus...
and they keep posting the most hideous fucking scary as hell pictures of him. He's dead...get over it, move on to...something that's NOT HIM.
In other news...I might be able to get my hands on a female cinnamon for $200. (Fully grown).
That would be amazing, since I could put both my cinnamon...
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janegeraldine:
What's a pewter now? I get the other two.
janegeraldine:
That ones cool too. People want these I take it?
Ok ladies...here's one for you...
Is there a way to explain to my girlfriend that the only reason I haven't felt like having sex lately is because I'm 345 lbs, it's HOT as hell, humid as hell, and it's been raining for the past 2 weeks?
I've explained it to her, but for some reason she doesn't seem to get it.
She asked me the...
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Is there a way to explain to my girlfriend that the only reason I haven't felt like having sex lately is because I'm 345 lbs, it's HOT as hell, humid as hell, and it's been raining for the past 2 weeks?
I've explained it to her, but for some reason she doesn't seem to get it.
She asked me the...
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Son of a bitch!!!
Billy Mays died.
Now him I liked...
-Me
Billy Mays died.
Now him I liked...
-Me
tiger_fodder:
I know, right?
marvel:
Jimminy Crickets... I had to go google that... wow...
I found an inflatable boat that can handle 440 lbs...and I thought about getting it to use for fishing...
but the question is...
how much do I trust fishing...with hooks and knives...
in an inflatable boat?
-Me
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Snake talk....
I am trading my male spider for a male cinnamon. That is awesome because I like the cinnamons better than the spider.
I am also...
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but the question is...
how much do I trust fishing...with hooks and knives...
in an inflatable boat?
-Me
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Snake talk....
I am trading my male spider for a male cinnamon. That is awesome because I like the cinnamons better than the spider.
I am also...
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janegeraldine:
WTF is a cinnamon?
janegeraldine:
Those are pretty sweet snakes. Much, much better than a spider.
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It's raining ridiculous amounts of rain...and hail...
Hurray for June.
The thunder is setting off car alarms in the parking lot across the street.
-Me
Hurray for June.
The thunder is setting off car alarms in the parking lot across the street.
-Me
tiger_fodder:
Summer is here though.
I've known about the death of Michael Jackson for 2 hours and already I am sick of hearing about it...
Seriously...
I am always saddened a little on the inside when I hear of a person dying, because life is good...
but seriously...he's just another person. He'll die, and 15 new babies will be born.
The world is still spinning, and the sun is still...
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Seriously...
I am always saddened a little on the inside when I hear of a person dying, because life is good...
but seriously...he's just another person. He'll die, and 15 new babies will be born.
The world is still spinning, and the sun is still...
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laceyk:
Dude seriously.
This wasn't anyone, that people knew personally.
I never get why people get so emotional when someone who didn't even know they existed passes.
Maybe if they like really changed mankind, but even then. ........
Plus, he is probably happier, cause he was a fucked up guy, and now he is at peace.
Can't wait to see what south park does with this!
This wasn't anyone, that people knew personally.
I never get why people get so emotional when someone who didn't even know they existed passes.
Maybe if they like really changed mankind, but even then. ........
Plus, he is probably happier, cause he was a fucked up guy, and now he is at peace.
Can't wait to see what south park does with this!
tiger_fodder:
Hmmm...did you read my announcement?
So today was a mixed day...
I popped both the baby snakes (which means squeezing the vent gently to see if they are male or female. If male, the two penises will pop out, female nothing...)
Well...both fucking pastels are male.
Grrrrr and a half...
I thought one was female. I was wrong.
Then I went shooting. That was cool.
Then I went and saw...
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I popped both the baby snakes (which means squeezing the vent gently to see if they are male or female. If male, the two penises will pop out, female nothing...)
Well...both fucking pastels are male.
Grrrrr and a half...
I thought one was female. I was wrong.
Then I went shooting. That was cool.
Then I went and saw...
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tiger_fodder:
Transformers 2 and shooting? Could you tell the difference? 
I tried it once and lost some weight, but did gain it all back over time by being lazy. A couple years ago, I went on the NutriSystem diet (where they send you food through the mail) and lost about almost a hundred pounds, which I have managed to keep off by being sensible.
If you need or want any support, I would be happy to help.
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