gayballs

I am happy to announce that I slept last night.
The whole night.
Without nyquil. In my bed. Not the futon in the living room.
Even I'm impressed.

Take me out to the black,
tell them I ain't comin back

Yesterday I was sent home from work because my coworkers were afraid of catching whatever it is I have. Fine by me. Fuck'em.
I had...
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I like to spit the seeds of my smoothies out. Everywhere. I'm doing it on cam, now. If there were anyone watching, They'd be watching me do it.
I'm proud to announce that yesterday, at the gym, I benched more than I ever have. I got up to 100lbs yesterday. When I started I could barely bench the bar alone (40lbs), and now I'm up...
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I pussied out. No gym for me tonight.
A call from the GF letting me know that there was pizza and beer waiting at the apartment threw a wrench in that plan.
Oh well. Boxing tomorrow (wed) morning.
You'll hear about it.

Goodnight, you princesses of Maine. You queens of New England.

Did I pussy out? Yeah. I guess I did.
After another solid hour of crying this afternoon I decided she wasn't worth leaving. I complain about her on here mercilessly but that doesn't mean I don't want to be around her. I told her so, too. It's a wierd agreement and one that I'm not sure that I can understand or much less explain, but...
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Whoa, suddently I'm a big hit.
It's like PSW is fucking Cheers, only everyone thinks my name is Gayballs when it is, in fact, Sam Malone.
rum rum rum.

8:40 AM, Morning wood still intact.
I stayed up late last night, having the time of my life. I wasn't even drunk!
This was one wussy hurricane!
Actually: I just checked NBC6.com and it never made it to hurricane status. Dammit, after all the work I put in at my mother's house carrying in her stupid potted plants!
I hate exclamation points!
I just finished...
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YESS!!!

Dammit. I was in the middle of a blog and it got deleted.
It was a good one, too.
Dammit.

Tell the girls I love them all, but I have major dandruff.

Cecilia's new peepshow set is phenomenal.
Thank you