gambitgirlie

Today was like freakin Christmas!!! I got so much stuff.

So, today I got:

One dead Aunt Pat

One Dad flying to Missouri

One life changing realization

One closeted gay BF

and One Ex BF with his new GF issues..



I will be accepting no more gifts today.

Tomorrow is St. Patricks Day, and I will be firmly ensconced in the "are you really a redhead? are you from Ireland? Kiss me, I'm Irish! Hey Baby, I get to pinch you because you're not wearing green..." office from HELL.


I may just go get fuckup-edly drunk, just to fit in....

If you see a pale redheaded tattooed girl vomiting, just ignore her. I'll...
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I have put in a request for the destruction of St. Patricks Day.

One more goddamned drunk Irish joke and I will begin the killing. I have decided that I will willingly sacrifice the interest in Irish culture that comes up every year, if it means less drunk frat bastards on March 17th.

While I do agree that alcohol has an interesting part in Irelands'...
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I have decided (after a trip to Wal-Mart) to gather all small children in a bag, and throw them in the ocean.

Now, don't get me wrong,I love kids.. No, actually I don't, so forget that part. They can be adorable, but the goddamned screaming.... Besides,they will just keep growing and become bastard-ass teenagers, then ridiculous adults who wear sandals and socks. I say stop...
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So I am here at the urging of a persistant bastard, apparently to read the terrible things I put him thru and feel properly ashamed....