fridgemagnet

Nobody really likes the Velvet Underground.

Bill Hader is awesome, how many comedians have both an Alan Alda and a Keith Morrison impression in their repertoire?

The new Van Halen song Tattoo is awful. I think the beauty of rock music is that it exposes dishonesty really fast. The best rock songs are written by young crazy people, or old pissed off thoughtful people. If...
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Before there was you,
there was nothing
Before there was nothing
there was everything
and everything left scars

You seem to be
exactly what you seem to be
Relentlessly predictable
Insouciant earnestly
You seem to be
exactly what you seem to be
Sanguine in your ways
Zen like in uncertainty

Life will break you
beautifully
Time will have it's way
Have a laugh or two...
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I'm in love with California. I have a crush on the state.I lived here for two years in San Fran, I travel here a few times a year, and every time i come and every time i leave my heart breaks a little. It's that heart break you feel when you see something so beautiful that you want to posses it, but you can't. Because...
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i think playing with a capo is weak.

I bought a Magic Trackpad today. It's not all that fucking magical if you don't have Lion. The nerd at the Apple store could have told me that first.

I know not everyone can get down with the ambient shit. As a kid who grew up on metal I always thought everything that wasn't metal was strummy bullshit beneath my contempt. But then I read a book about Brian Eno, and all that changed. I think you can't be a good musician if you limit yourself to listening to one style, and I think...
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Working titles of the self help book I'm ghostwriting for my dog.

1) Plan Ahead: Stop getting ambushed by the cat.

2) It's my anus! How to stop getting sniffed by every dog in town

3) My mom's a bitch: Admit it and move on!

4) Find richer humans: How to stop being such a financial burden and live a happier life.

I live in a very handsome place, but I dream about living in a very beautiful place.

I don't like dreaming. It's so impotent.

It's that time again. What time is it, Fridge?, you are probably asking yourself. Well I'llllllll fucking tell you, it's Google Image Search Karaoke time, aka the funnest thing I can think to do while I'm killing time at work waiting for the year to end.

I'm usually never bored at work, but after working my tits off 'round the clock all year, I told...
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Skinny angry men with tattoos have written a lot of songs that i like.