freakpirate

RANDOM!

• I'm in Toronto. It's nice. Apart from the ball sweating heat.


• I bought Freakonomics yesterday to read on the plane. It's quite interesting.


• And FreakPirate said unto the people: Let them homos get hitched.


• MisterSatan returning may be the best thing to happen to this site since tits.


• I stole this from red_vinyl. If you read this, if your eyes are passing over...
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6/6/06 is messing with my head. I just woke up from a very strange dream.

For the most part I don't rememer what was going on. There was some sort of fair going on and there was a beach. At one point the bus I was riding ploughed through the festival and spun out into the side of a house. Everyone was okay but it...
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You have no idea how badly I just want to spill my entire brain onto the unsuspecting internet right now. It's taking a lot of restraint not to do it.

My days off were filled with moving, sleeping, Elder Scrolls and worrying myself literally sick.

I've discovered why I stopped trying to write music. I'm terrible at it. Right now everything is coming out like...
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I haven't felt like myself in a long time. Last night was probably the first time in... I don't even know how long. There are few things in life better than belting out "Boxcar" at the top of my lungs, completely oblivious to the crowds of people celebrating the Oilers' Western Conference win. But I did it. I felt good. I felt alive. Give me...
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Dear Lost:
Thank you for warping my mind for two straight hours. However, I find your decision to be off the air until next season completely unacceptable. I demand that you pander to my needs and get your sorry island bound asses back on my screen.

Sincerely,
Obsessed fan

Things are good. I'm... content. I'm sitting on the couch in my living room with a...
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Okay, my fun journal will have to wait. This will be another boring update. However, as soon as I can get my mitts on a camera I'll be taking SteveNeurotic's suggestion and present to you "A Day in the Life of FreakPirate".

So this weekend was a long weekend. My parents came down on Saturday to drop off my bed and lend me a...
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I get the feeling that my updates lately are pretty boring. So tell me what you want to see in my next journal and I'll do my best to comply. Requests for pictures of my impressive genitalia should be forwarded directly to my inbox.

I want to be FunPirate again. Once upon a time I was a force to be reckoned with. Men feared me....
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Life is a whole big barrel of what the fuck lately. It's a joy.

I haven't even been here two weeks and I've been hired for three jobs and have three more wanting to have me come in for an interview. That's more than I got in the last six months I was in Toronto. And yet, I want to go back. This just couldn't...
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I have problems talking but keeping quiet is the hardest thing in the world to do.

I'm trying to drown my brain with beer, Mario Kart Double Dash and Age of Empires III. The video games keep me distraced but don't really help much. The beer just makes me stupid and solves that problem with keeping quiet. Only it does so at the most inappropriate...
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A 6-3 Oilers win is never a bad thing.

I have got to stop drinking. It makes me stupid.

I really liked my last entry. I like being happy.

I got a job at one of the casinos in Edmonton working as a slot machine jockey. It's a shitty job with shitty hours for really shitty pay. I'm trying desperately to find something else. But...
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