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I like top secret photos. Yes, please, and thank you.

I'm glad that you liked that I got you that egg. I was hoping that you hadn't seen me buy it.

You can reach me on AIm if you'ld like. minimalism909

yeah, i couldnt tell you the last time i fell out of bed

i totally wanted a racecar bed when i was a kid.

"I totally fucked her by one degree of separation".....this sounds incredibly interesting......elboration maypaps please, heh

...as for the locking of keys in cars, i have achieved that feat so many times its like a sketch in a cheesy comedy hour....the AA loves me

teenage deliquent!

I blame rock and roll!

*shakes ass*

Yeah, most likely I'll be there. Um, what's your plans for getting there and can I catch a ride if you pass through my area. Normally I take the train to see Em, but obviously with so many folks coming to see her she may not have time to get me at the station. Just trying to make it easier on her, if possible.

I've decided that all good men should do a good deed, or really, I've been flaky lately and feel I need to prove my awesomeness once again.

So, to that end, I will try to give you that push you need. How do I plan to do this you ask? Well that's easy by making this THE GREATEST JOURNAL COMMENT EVER

Ok so first, the "I read your journal, and to prove it, I'm going to reply and talk about certain parts so that you can see for a fact that I did and can empathize with your current life goings on". So, here we go.

ATHF rules.

My E6 voicemail trumps your Mario monophonic ring tone. But only barely. Speaking of which, after a period of inactivity where I tried to rehabilitate myself from all things Electric and Sixish I played Nuclear War (On the Dance Floor) a couple times tonight and did the whole Risky Business dancing and air guitar and lip synching in the middle of my apartment in my underwear while eating PB&J and milk. I've decided this is the way these songs were intended to be heard, and I will not deny them that.

Also, Dick mentions some ramblings on their website about non-touring life in NYC (yeah that's right, NYC, I didn't go for it, deal with it). And he's eagerly awaiting to tour again for the new album. You want to come to California with me?

Anemia huh. See, that's what you get for rotting your eyeballs on that computer all day. It's a sickness!! Seriously though, I used to be anemic too, so I know how much it sucks. Being skinny kid is awesome except when it sucks, which unfortunately more than I'd like. I don't remember iron supplements but that would make sense. I do remember having to drink these nasty bottles of grossness which I believe now are Pedialyte, but back before they had flavors, just regular grossness flavor. And what's up with that? Stop putting all medicines in Cherry flavor, it doesn't make them taste any less like ass, it just tastes like Cherry-flavored ass now.

I think Jewish moms and Latin moms are a lot alike, from what I've learned working with two Israelis. Likewise, I think our moms are a lot alike; I haven't lived with mine for 4 years so aside from the abhorred phone call now and then I don't have as much of a pit of distaste at the pit of my stomach as you seem to. But I've been there. It's weird, how my mom would always be so overprotective about some things, yet when I really was going through something, she'd be like "I'm sure you can handle it". I dunno if it was tough love/hurt's you more than me ridiculousness or what. Meh.

I would totally kick that orphan kid's ass if I were you, but, then again, you never mentioned why he was an orphan

Your grades and that you requested grades in a school infamous for not giving grades only raises your geek quotient, in case you were still insecure from that quiz only proves that cell phone microwaves, frequent urination, Detroit disco funk rock, and 18,043 IE windows is the perfect recipe for becoming a fucking genius. We should patent this. Or, keep it to ourselves and laugh/point at others. In fact, I may do that anyway. Anyway, I'm glad we didn't make you fail.

And like I said, take it easy on those teachers. I mean, in a class of a dozen kids, I'm sure you don't stick out at all.

Did I mention you suck? I totally want like a bajillion things off that site now, but they're all so friggin' expensive. I will so not pay $20 for a t-shirt, and I can't even invoke your five-finger discount talent. Damn!

I really seriously want like everything on there and will probably update my journal with it once I'm done with this ridiculously long (yet no less awesome) comment. In fact, I went to buy the Mario UNO set, because it was something I can actually afford and it was out of stock But then I found it on Amazon for $2 cheaper

SCORE.

I've bought three UNO sets since October. They don't sell regular UNO sets anymore, and searching for them I've found specially branded ones each no less awesome than the last. While getting the Mario set I saw a Ren & Stimpy set and was torn for a second.

I would totally get this for you if I had a $20 bill tree.



And now I will floor you with equally glorious retail wonderfulness. So...I was driving home tonight, and I took an earlier exit cause I was in the right lane and people can't drive for shit here. Anyway, I'm taking a street I don't usually take, and what do my eyes see through my furrowed brow? That wonderful blue sign with white letters spelling out a name so fun, even saying what it does is fun. And I didn't know about this IHOP either. So when I got home I discovered two things.

One, there are no less than three (3) IHOPs within a two mile radius of my apartment. And at least a dozen within the immediate area beyond that. See, there's a lot of hotels here because it's touristy, so I figure hotels and breakfast places go together which explains a lot. I AM IN IHOP MECCA. It's heavenly. Truly.

So now you're saying, Ace, get to the fucking point about retail wonderfulness. Ok then, no need to get all snippy. While I was at the website, I ran into this. Once again, I'd so get you that IHOP watch from the same tree. And a shirt for myself. I wonder what staff would say if you went into an IHOP with IHOP merch? I mean, they'd have to say something right? You can have a shit-eating grin on your face the whole time just waiting for a comment. I think that would be the best part.

Random interlude A giant bottle of Listerine and three DVDs. Yes, I just came from Target. And I only admit this to you and no one else, but I picked up and looked at Saved by the Bell: Seasons 1 & 2. I am not proud of myself, but I put it down again.

Ok and now the obligatory "related commentary to seem like I hadn't been thinking about this all day and instead just came by to reply comments made in my journal."

That shirt would actually be awesome for Disco, but I am very much depressed now that I cannot buy a stun gun with that setting. I may need one of these comments for myself. And Sammich is either a big fat liar, or has usurped you as the smartest man alive.

How am I doing so far? Not as good as I'd hoped I'm afraid. Which is ok. I plan to end with a bang, because I have backup ammunition in the form of...

FLASH E6 PARODY MOVIES...

http://www.nevillesgarden.co.uk/animation.php?a=electric6&name=flash

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

SINGING MONKEYS, FLYING PUPPIES, VIKING KITTENS


Oh the joy, the pure joy of it all.

you and your boyfriend are adorable. I wish I has someone to call.

THey look kick-ass straight to me!

lol. you're funny.

OMG! YOUR SET, YOUR SET!

well, i bet if you just skip ahead to the next post everything will get better for you. i'm predicitng you'll get to talk to your man, and my magic 8-ball (of crack) tells me something about... pictures.

um... hi...

Dude. You TOTALLY have to pierce me. HAVE TO.