eireann

love your countdown list. heights freak my shit out.

It was great outside today too....ohhhhhhhhh. Spring.

TEN Random Things About Me
10. I'm going to school to teach history and english
~I study histoy as a hobby Ancient Egypt and Rome are my two main interests.
09. I married my high school asshole, I mean sweetheart. Divorced him as well...
~So did I! Also divorced her
08. My hair is naturally reddish brown
~I tried to put blond on my drivers license, being as I was BORN blond, but the lady at the license burugh made me put brown
07. My cat's name is Hoochie. Therefore, I would be Hoochie's mama.
~I used to have a cat named Dork
06. I write to help myself think.
~I drink to help myself think
05. My favorite colors are blue and green
~Black and red for me.
04. I'm the most impulsive person I know.
~I'm a stubborn mother-fucker.
03. I love to look at bodies of water, but have never seen the ocean.
~I love swimming, but I hate fish. They're ugly fuckers.
02. I still believe...
~I believe in Satan, and all of his blessings he's betowed on me.
01. I'm very optimistic.
~I'm bluntly realistic; to a fault

NINE Places I've Visited
09. Niagara Falls
~I was conceived there.
08. Mackinac Island
~Is that in Michigan? I think I've been there too.
07. Your mom's bed.
~You probably snore less then my father.
06. Ohio
~Ohio? Where?!
05. Missouri
~I drove though there. It's was a like Hell.
04. Kansas. In a freaking tornado.
~Do you still have the ruby slippers?
03. West Virginia
~I went to band camp there
02. Washington DC
~I had strep throat the whole time my family was vacationing there.
01. Windsor, CA
~Eh?

EIGHT Things I want to do before I die
08. See the ocean
~It's overrated.
07. Fall in love
~I've never done this... let me know how it goes.
06. Make a difference in someones life.
~I make a difference in everyone's lives... be it a tiny fraction... it's all about perspective
05. Buy a house.
~Yuck! That means you have to... *gasp!* settle
04. write a novel/screenplay
~Remember to add a character named Josh: who's a Jewish, pot smoking, gun toting, republican who lives upstairs from the main character. Long story... don't ask.
03. Act in a play
~What Ho, m'lady?
02. Be a mother... long ways away though.
~Breeding is gross
01. Accomplish my small goals... and feel accomplished.
~You'll always come up with new goals

SEVEN Ways to win my heart
7. Words are everything to me. I'm a poet... tell me how you feel. And listen when I tell you.
~I can't write worth shit. I'm pretty: isn't that enough
6. Love letters
~I'd rather profess my love on the street in front of everone. More embarrassing and psycho.
5. Kindness towards others
~What others? Most people suck.
4. Be good, but be so very bad. Forbidden fruit tastes the best.
~I'm good at being bad
3. Honesty.
~Why lie?
2. Be yourself. I hate people who have to change themselves.
~But I want to be just like Bruce Willis!
1. Affection.
~I have affection for myself.

SIX Things I believe in
06. "I came not so that you should die, but live life to the fullest."
~When I come people's lives are complete.
05. Equality.
~At first I thought this said "Equity"... I was about to be like "No wonder you want to buy a house"
04. Compassion.
~I kill children quickly when I'm in a good mood
03.Charity.
~I'm a socialist. Nuff said.
02. Art.
~I have an appreciation for art, being as I myself have no talent
01. Truth is subjective.
~Is there such thing as an absolute truth? Or is it always going to be about perspective?

FIVE Things I'm afraid of
05. Not living life to the fullest.
~There's too much life to live it fully. Just enjoy today
04. Hatred and bitterness.
~Negative Karma... ooooo... *shudder*
03. Being a terrible person.
~You seem nice to me.
02. The dark.
~Get a snoopy night light.
01. Heights.
I'm tall... so that would suck if I hated heights

FOUR of my Favorite Items in my bedroom
04. Bed! Especially with someone else in it.
~You make me proud
03. My nightstand.
~What books are on it?
02. Have you seen my bedroom?
~Yes... I was there yesterday with two women wrestlers, and Swedish Model named Heidie, and a midget with a Camera.
01. My bed.
~You don't say?


THREE Things I do everyday
03. Shower.
~Ditto
02. Brush my teeth.
~Ditto
01. Talk to everyone online.
~Ditto

TWO Things I am trying not to do right now
02. Be noticed.
~I SEEE YOU!!!!!!!!
01. Run away.
~I can catch you. I run fast, foo.

ONE Person I want to see right now
01. I plead the fifth.
~It's me isn't it? I'm so awesome.

no kids. NO KIDS.

.......and where was the bad poetry???.....

Wow... the pics were really small. Do you have Photoshop? If so, you can choose Save for Web and still keep them around 500x375 pixels and under 100kb.

Yeah, I feel kind of bad about not having my picture taken. You guys were cool and I had a lot of fun. I guess I was paranoid about having my picture on the Internet (YIKES!!!) But, it's the 00s. Everyone has his/her pic all over the Internet.

I actually have a web cam, but I've only used it to post pics of my gnome (that's not a euphemism).

Oh, also that was my first SG "event" and I just wanted to be cautious....

Oh, and who's that broken sugar pot song from?

Ok. But I have to reinstall it (my webcam-once again, that was NOT a euphemism), But it should only take a few minutes.

Oh and yes Hooray for Skanks! or Whoreay. And you are sooooo cute

ouch why?

Hope it isn't that bad! Hit the Gatorade. Talk to ya soon! And I was rigth YOU ARE CUTE!

if you think its silly, then i am sorry.



[Edited on Apr 02, 2005 11:24PM]

sorry, i was out with the SGindy peeps last nite...but i told Misery i was gonna make it up to her on may 14th for 'punk nite blowout.' i hope you come out for that, its gonna be killer!

CHARTER ONE, the bank of suckiness and not so suckiness.

I got a $110 overdraft fee?

C'mon, The Village is awesome! Home of all two of Wixom's murders in 2002.

Eh, I've been here since April '03. Aside from the noisy Brazilian kids & the little black girl calling me "Crazy White Boy" (I plead guilty), it's not-too-shabby. They could plow the parking lot more often though.

Get em, See ya tomorrow gurly

im excited to get to know you...and i will for sure be meeting you at SSS!!!

sounds like your day was off to a good start...hope the rest of it is just as good. any plans for the weekend?

you've got the funny

trim. way trim

Hey, the guy was adick. Forget him. I look forward to meeting you and the munky on Saturday.

Piece of me? I strive to be creative, but have no ability to form my visions in the real world.

And I am a great story teller. I will tell many of them

Trust me, you don't want to try it. Damn thing kicks like a mule.

On the other hand, fermented orange juice doesn't churn in your stomach like curdled milk.