All night long I've been singing this Primus song. It makes me laugh:
SGT. BAKER
Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to
play the game of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
Yes sir, yes sir.
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of...
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SGT. BAKER
Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to
play the game of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
Yes sir, yes sir.
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of...
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chloe:
You better be there!!!!!!!!
thirtyseven:
found!
I want a warm body. (A female one, of course) I don't care who. I don't care about sex--I really don't. (My libido always drops in early winter. I don't know why.) I just want someone to keep me warm and make me smile.
Just please be here when I get home from work tonight.
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In other news: I meet with the recruiter tommorrow.
Just please be here when I get home from work tonight.
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In other news: I meet with the recruiter tommorrow.
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sadie:
BAH
violentlyhappy:
good luck dave_h...
on both accounts.
on both accounts.
rain rain.
in other news:
what shall I eat for lunch today?
in other news:
what shall I eat for lunch today?
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coushti:
I had pasta... rain is not very fun right now...
shojo:
Funyons! Just because they're... y'know... fun.
Dave_H has an expensive new toy and you can't play with it cus he don't share. neiner neiner neiner
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estrada:
Is it a Red Rider B.B. Gun with the thing that tells time?
pureblu12225:
pffft...I see how you are ...tisk tisk 
sleepy.
japansastronaut:
cool i'll try to be on from 7 to 8 tomorrow on the sg java chat thingamabober
justlittleolme:
i was listening to the pogues this morning and thought of you...
"As I was walking down the road
A feeling fine and larky oh
A recruiting sergeant came up to me
Says he, you'd look fine in khaki oh
For the King he is in need of men
Come read this proclamation oh
A life in Flanders for you then
Would be a fine vacation oh
That may be so says I to him
But tell me sergeant dearie-oh
If I had a pack stuck upon my back
Would I look fine and cheerie oh
For they'd have you train and drill until
They had you one of the Frenchies oh
It may be warm in Flanders
But it's draughty in the trenches oh
The sergeant smiled and winked his eye
His smile was most provoking oh
He twiddled and twirled his wee mustache
Says he, I know you're only joking oh
For the sandbags are so warm and high
The wind you won't feel blowing oh
Well I winked at a cailin passing by
Says I, what if it's snowing oh
Come rain or hail or wind or snow
I'm not going out to Flanders oh
There's fighting in Dublin to be done
Let your sergeants and your commanders go
Let Englishmen fight English wars
It's nearly time they started oh
I saluted the sergeant a very good night
And there and then we parted oh"
"As I was walking down the road
A feeling fine and larky oh
A recruiting sergeant came up to me
Says he, you'd look fine in khaki oh
For the King he is in need of men
Come read this proclamation oh
A life in Flanders for you then
Would be a fine vacation oh
That may be so says I to him
But tell me sergeant dearie-oh
If I had a pack stuck upon my back
Would I look fine and cheerie oh
For they'd have you train and drill until
They had you one of the Frenchies oh
It may be warm in Flanders
But it's draughty in the trenches oh
The sergeant smiled and winked his eye
His smile was most provoking oh
He twiddled and twirled his wee mustache
Says he, I know you're only joking oh
For the sandbags are so warm and high
The wind you won't feel blowing oh
Well I winked at a cailin passing by
Says I, what if it's snowing oh
Come rain or hail or wind or snow
I'm not going out to Flanders oh
There's fighting in Dublin to be done
Let your sergeants and your commanders go
Let Englishmen fight English wars
It's nearly time they started oh
I saluted the sergeant a very good night
And there and then we parted oh"
I finally set up the apointment to meet with the recruiter. We talked for a good long while. He seems cool. I'm excited.
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japansastronaut:
don't take this the wrong way if you want to be in the military go right ahead but only after you speak with some people who are or have been in OTHER THAN THE RECRUITER!
DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THE RECRUITER TELLS YOU UNLESS YOU GET IT IN WRITING
I myself am in the Army but I'd be happy to chat with you and give you some advice about DLI since lots of marines come here too
DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THE RECRUITER TELLS YOU UNLESS YOU GET IT IN WRITING
I myself am in the Army but I'd be happy to chat with you and give you some advice about DLI since lots of marines come here too
sadie:
im at work alot i work during the days alot though i was there thursday dont you usually work thursday? hopefully ill see you soon cause im leaving SF again
I went into my freinds work last night. She's a bartender. She was mad at her boss for not letting her off early.
So she gave me a few drinks while I waited.
Three pint glasses of Tanqueray Ten & Tonic.
That's like half the god damn bottle and I didn't eat dinner.
I think I'm still drunk.
So she gave me a few drinks while I waited.
Three pint glasses of Tanqueray Ten & Tonic.
That's like half the god damn bottle and I didn't eat dinner.
I think I'm still drunk.
violentlyhappy:
i still got your home number, i'll be callin fo sho.
glad to see your back to your old tricks.
glad to see your back to your old tricks.
movee alogn nothing to see here
maxx:
dave is drunk
I'm drunk
but
I have toaadmit that SG is more imprtant to my life tahn just about any other factoreince
but ime druunkkk
I love yoooSG I love whatever
Im drunk
ya elcaaap;pitaan
yaay blueeeeeeeeasdra yar whoowhgoever
'
ijdrunk, fuck
but
I have toaadmit that SG is more imprtant to my life tahn just about any other factoreince
but ime druunkkk
I love yoooSG I love whatever
Im drunk
ya elcaaap;pitaan
yaay blueeeeeeeeasdra yar whoowhgoever
'
ijdrunk, fuck
D A V E U N D R S C O R H
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yonderboy:
uh, you joining the Marines?
I almost did that when I was 18, came really close, just had to sign my name...
sometimes I wish I had. just sometimes though.
I almost did that when I was 18, came really close, just had to sign my name...
sometimes I wish I had. just sometimes though.
scoots:
hey mr UNDRSCORH just read your dec 2 journal and saw i may or may not have been in one of your dreams. I am honered to maybe, possibly be part of the famous dave_h's circle
hope all is well guy
hope all is well guy
wow I can't think of the last time I read so many books in so short a time.
mistersatan:
Dude, "Hustler" is NOT a book.
I just had an SG dream.
Instead of prom this year we just had a big house party. People were dressed up and came in limos and stuff but we had it at this funny little house.
I remember not really feeling into it and I was wandering around looking for people. A lot of them knew who I was but I didn't know anyone....
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Instead of prom this year we just had a big house party. People were dressed up and came in limos and stuff but we had it at this funny little house.
I remember not really feeling into it and I was wandering around looking for people. A lot of them knew who I was but I didn't know anyone....
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violentlyhappy:
dude that was so me... kidding, but i never remember dreams at all much less to that detail, i don't even know if my dreams are good enough to remember anyways. damn.
thirtyseven:
i was adopted...so maaaaaybe i do have a sister in san francisco. =]