Monday Jun 22, 2009

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Dear Internet Life,
I just remembered how awesome my real life can be. I've been here a little less, and we can probably bet on that trend continuing for a litte while. Life is good, and I will eventually post pics of my butt when I have time to drag the old laptop out.
kiss -dats
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munke:
'Sup?
eugene:
Datsun butt! Oh my. wink

Glad to hear all is well. We need to meet up for a drink sooner than later.

Saturday Jun 20, 2009

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When you post food, it's as good as porn for me. When you post porn, it's even better.

I had such a positive response to my last blog that I have decided to re-post the old pics of me that several of you remember. Don't worry, your PMs will stay private. However, if anyone tells me I look fat in the pics, you can die...
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munke:
My friend's crush likes her back. which makes me happy for her.

Yay!

I think I found an acceptable substitute for SF sour dough down here, even though they want $4 a baguette for it.
Which is pretty good.

Something positive eh? I think I found my new shampoo... and face wash... to replace the stuff they don't seem to import into the US anymore.

GO JAPAN!!!

Plus, ya know I can look forward to showers again and how I feel when I get out of them!
digitaldavid:
i'll try to find some pictures of food. Assume that the re-ports pictures and hidden under the friends-only albums. frown

Friday Jun 19, 2009

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I have no idea what is going on with me, but today it seems like nothing can upset me. I mean, there were a few incidents today that could have angered or saddened me, but it was like I'm impervious. I wasn't impervious to the good stuff, though. I totes win at life if this keeps up.

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Also, I keep having...
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lemonkid:
Naked pictures? Only if you're holding a chef's knife. tongue
munke:
Sounds like someone has their superwoman cape on, huh?

What's next... leaping tall buildings with a single bound?

Wednesday Jun 17, 2009

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I feel like I've turned the corner with work. And I have a crush on someone, but no details until I know if he likes me back. Suffice to say, I am happy. biggrin
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jonnytrrrash7:
i'm happy you're happy!
breezey:
Hurray, I miss that feeling.

Sunday Jun 14, 2009

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It's really fun to go to work looking really put together, but with a teensy bit of rug burn on an elbow. Thank god for friends who just want to have sex and don't make it complicated. I need more of those.
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munke:
'sup?
demonesskage:
I miss you. Any chance you've got any free time in the next week or so to hang out?

Saturday Jun 13, 2009

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Sappy shit under the spoiler:

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I miss him. I know we've gone through a ton of drama, but I miss the_cowboy. My recent relationship experiences have driven home how valuable it is to have someone love you back. Yes, he has major flaws, and can act like a total dick, but when you get right down to it, he loves...
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boxofficepoison:
If you've been coupled ever since you were 15 try being single for a while. The relationship you enter after proving to yourself you can be happy alone is always a lot more rewarding than the relationship you feel you need to be in.

Also, okcupid is definitely the suck. Plus I've been single for almost two years now, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
marge:

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Don't tell anyone this, but sometimes I feel that way about my ex. HOWEVER, I usually feel that way when I am at my utmost loneliest, or when I am a long time between love interests. It is the fall back and the memories of the good times, combining with that little bit of emptiness. It is a bad cocktail. Like a Surfer on Acid, or Liquid Cocaine, or something. As an extension of all this, word up on the previous response and try and stay single for a while. I was trying my damnedest when something awesome fell into my lap. To the point that I feel like I still feel like I needed a little more time to enjoy who I was without a someone.




My friend Chris kind of fits that description. Too bad he is dating a high-maintenance, overly made-up slut who has already cheated on him and dicked him over a lot. Oh well, he has an annoying voice (I love him to death, but it is true!) and that probably would have caused you to bail anyway.

Thursday Jun 11, 2009

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classy_:
awe i see two pretty girls i lovvvve.

stupid distance and work and stuff.


classy_:
oh, and btw SAYshesCLASSY was my name back in the day tongue

and when i very first got here it was SAYshesCRAFTY.

im not a beastie boys fan at all. totally not going to see them at OSL in august... whatever biggrin

Thursday Jun 11, 2009

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OMFG, why did I go out w/ the_cowboy again? And why do we have another date planed?







If you're available, please drop by and shake the ever-loving shit outta me for being a sap. Kthnx.
classy_:
im available!!

i has no work starting next week!

i is poorer than before!

Tuesday Jun 09, 2009

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My Prom pics are up on my Facebook. Never re-sized them to post here because I'm lazy.

I have awesome friends, many of whom I have met via this site. I know it's cheesy, but I seriously love you people, and am really glad to have met so many of you.

Still want sex. And a "pony". Only one person knows what I mean by...
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mistersatan:
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off

Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Monday Jun 08, 2009

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I wonder if other people spend as much time naked as I do. I know everyone gets "recreationally" naked, but I wonder if they also do chores & such. I just ironed my suit & started a load of laundry. Not naked for sexy fun times, just happen not to have my clothes on.
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breezey:
I do!
eugene:
If I'm home and have no where to go... I'm totally naked. Thank god for robes when those unexpected visitors show up at the door.

Sunday Jun 07, 2009

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Skipped looking at the house, but I'll look at it later this week.

Work is going well, but I don't love my boss, so I may just look elsewhere.

I still miss theBoy, but I'm not letting that push me into doing something stupid.

I want to move soooooo bad.

If you think I don't read your journal, be aware that I likely do, but...
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jonnytrrrash7:
lucky you for all the in-person nakedness!
luciefurr:
I need to start going to parties with you. Seriously.
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