delirium_faerie

when i was in high school, a friend and i came up with this plan to open a brothel. we were going to have an insurance agency as a front with all these elevators going to different themed floors. never panned out, seeing as how it takes all the money to get an illegal business up and running. maybe after i get my dead pussy...
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so, i've already quit my job. i've spent this entire week driving around selling art door to door and i've made $18. i've spent more money than that just filling up my car. plus the fact that they take a zillion road trips a year that you have to go on. and while some people might think that's just tons of fun, i don't want...
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i uploaded some new pictures. jabberwocky and i decided to take a few. we're waiting for a couple of friends to come over. but they won't get here for about an hour. jabberwocky's started in on the drinking already. i'm still completely undrunk. i know it's sober, but i think undrunk is more fun, so tomorrow i'm going to buy a purse and clean out...
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i got my job! yes, children, i am now gainfully employed. and the head of the company said i could dye my hair whatever color i want, have tattoos, piercings, whatever i want! yay! i start training on tuesday! i'm all excited.

jabberwocky and i went to the yellow river game ranch after i had my second interview and got to pet and feed all...
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i have a second interview at this place tomorrow. hopefully i get the job. it's selling art and plays well and they like non corporate tattooed and pierced people! it sounds like my dream job or something. and the people there are really really nice. i have a good feeling about it. i think i'll get it. i'll be sad if i don't . keep...
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i saw a hummingbird today. he flew up to the screen and stared at me before zooming off. so i made him some food. i love hummingbirds.

i really really really want a new tattoo. i want one that runs the length of my spine. i have it sortof drawn out. not really though. i'm not quite sure what i want to do with it....
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so jabberwocky has suggested the dead pussy mafia. which i kinda like the ring of. a little more fear in the hearts of my enemies, maybe? bow down before the queen of the dead pussy mafia! hmmmmmm

so yesterday, my dumb ass got distracted by a cop blocking the road i was about to turn on to. the whole road looked like it was blocked...
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okay, so apparently the vagina mafia is a front runner on my new mafia name. although that excludes all you boys, i guess. an all girl mafia would rock though. i do keep thinking vagina monolouge everytime i see vagina mafia though. now how many more times can i use vagina in this journal entry. hmmmm. and will that make more people read it? VAGINA!...
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romp! so i went to the yoga-y class i take (with the really really good guy teaching) and i was feeling like a giant piece of jello afterwards. i felt very oosha-y. i think i'm starting to make up words.

so i need a good name for my mafia. i guess i could just use my clan name. last summer i went on vacation in...
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so i think i should start my own mafia and rule the city. everyone has to answer to me! eventually i'll franchise and expand to take over the world. we'll be a scotch-irish mafia though. that would rock.

i went to a job fair yesterday, which sucked. crazy sucked. there wasn't anything there that i could really do. there were places like target and home...
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when i was younger i wanted to join the mafia and be a hitman. my teacher said i couldn't because i was blonde. i didn't think that was very fair. so i thought about maybe the russian mafia. i figured they probably had more blondes. though the food wouldn't be as good.

i was also convinced the my cousin had married into the mafia. they...
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saw dawn of the dead today. it rocked! i love that zombies are fast now. the slow ones weren't quite as scary. those this version was definitely pulling things from 28 days later. i like the original too. i love them both. there are so many movies out (or coming out soon) that i want to see. i am such a movie junkie. i'll watch...
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