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tsunamiuhoh:
point and shoot
gayballs:
nice. and nice set.
Hey so if you have a myspace check out: http://groups.myspace.com/pitypartyonline and join!
Also: I want you all to know that I just farted and it smells really bad. On top of that I am not brushing my teeth before I go to bed- AND I am really horny. So if you have some bean-o, a toothbrush, or a penis hit me up
Later
Also: I want you all to know that I just farted and it smells really bad. On top of that I am not brushing my teeth before I go to bed- AND I am really horny. So if you have some bean-o, a toothbrush, or a penis hit me up
Later
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vitaminaj:
hmm i don't know..you hurt my feelings with the penis thing..i think we are broke up now
vitaminaj:
ok well we don't have to be broken up if you come get in bed with me right now!! not tomorrow..right now! I also don't want to have sex. you have to let me hold you all night and make you pancakes tomorrow. Deal?
good news- I figured out how to use my vibe
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jay_blank:
Awesome! Where are the pics???
vitaminaj:
i don't believe you..show me!!
Suside Girls was down, and myspace was acting up- so I decided to get a life and do some real things. You can check out pictures on my myspace profile- but you have to find 'secret' Karen. She is a profile I have that has all the good stuff. My son and I won the kids parade (1st place) at the colfax county fair and...
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silenthill:
Its weird when our favourite sites/forums are down life seems so empty. If I was older I'd probably spout off some sort of 'when I was your age all I had was a stick and some lube' story.
And congrats on the parade win. What did you have to do to win?
P.S. I love the NES too...just needed something for long car/plane trips that I probably won't be taking anytime soon. Or if I do I'd probably be the one driving.
And congrats on the parade win. What did you have to do to win?
P.S. I love the NES too...just needed something for long car/plane trips that I probably won't be taking anytime soon. Or if I do I'd probably be the one driving.
crayne:
Well, you're quite the tasty pirate lass yourself. 
Ok so a girlfriend of mine bought me these new toys, right? I have always used my hands- btw.. You should see my right forearm muscle.. ANYway so I tried them out and the pointy one with bumps does NOTHING for me and the little pink one was nice to fuck myself with- but I couldn't make myself cum! Am I doing something wrong? This...
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crayne:
Meh, I'm not a really big fan of vibes. I prefer dildos, to be honest. I like the idea of driving toys into my partner.
If you go to this web site, http://www.letssaythanks.com, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services.
How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we...
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crymson:
Ahh yes I HAVE seen that movie..... a LONG time ago. HEHE
AHNOLD as a good guy law man right?..... ( Like I said its been a LOOOONG time sence I saw that movie.)
AHNOLD as a good guy law man right?..... ( Like I said its been a LOOOONG time sence I saw that movie.)
vitaminaj:
please stop being so hot..you are killing me. I don't have time for sex this week and you are making me use way way way too many C batteries. ok thanks
joker_:
"Yes Pinky, if we put ants in all of our paintings, people will think that we are as great as Dali. Then, you grow a moustache and ride a bath tub through a window in New York City. While I pretend to be your estranged wife. After some time, the whole world will fall into chaos, when they realize that our love is the only one worth living for!"
No, I don't like the ants that much. Just like his work, and his life seemed interesting. Thank you for giving me a piece of information I missed/forgot. It has been a long time since I've been looking at his work. Now, you've made me dig up and open that book...
:-)
No, I don't like the ants that much. Just like his work, and his life seemed interesting. Thank you for giving me a piece of information I missed/forgot. It has been a long time since I've been looking at his work. Now, you've made me dig up and open that book...
:-)
Dont leave me Blog Comments- I love the 0-0
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joker_:
So, how are you doing? I've found some of your board posts entertaining. In particular that worst sex thing, made me laugh. Sorry that is has happenend to you, but at least there is a semi-amusing story you can tell now.
joker_:
The sculpture ants? To be honest it isn't a piece of his work I'm all that familiar with.
I like...The great masturbator, and some of his other sexually inspired pieces.
I like...The great masturbator, and some of his other sexually inspired pieces.
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sanez:
Wow, I am glad I am not a Mexi. What is up with the lack of luv??? Did you get Mexi-fried one time???
sanez:
PirateHookerXXX said:
I hate most mexicans
I hate most mexicans
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jay_blank:
...I'm glad I opened that at work with my co-workers around me...
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How did you get my Valentines Day card early?????
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How did you get my Valentines Day card early?????
jay_blank:
hahaha...no problem PH. Gotta keep them on their toes! Actually, they haven't come back to harrass me since. You should have posted that a long time ago!
you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't roll your friends into little balls and flick them at people!!!!!!!
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jay_blank:
Hey PH....I'm here to deliver your pizza....
madam_lash:
have you ever tried? its lots of fun watching them struggle
I have favorite Trees.
I crave a constant in my life.
I hate when people think they know me.
I am more artsy then I would like to admit.
I love the idea of love.
I want the white picket fence with 4 kids and 2 dogs.
I will do what I can to make that dream come true.
I dont know how to live...
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I crave a constant in my life.
I hate when people think they know me.
I am more artsy then I would like to admit.
I love the idea of love.
I want the white picket fence with 4 kids and 2 dogs.
I will do what I can to make that dream come true.
I dont know how to live...
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jay_blank:
What books/articles have you published? I'd be interested in giving them a read.
So, how was the move? Did you get the white picket fence?
So, how was the move? Did you get the white picket fence?
cockzombie:
no- no picket fence yet 