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i just did kareoke to billy idol rebel yell at the bar it was fuckin amazing

Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel Came pumpin cross my floor
She said "Come on baby I got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above"

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With...
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well lets see here now then. im goin to AZ tommorow morning it well be grand and much fun will be had. im goin to vist family and stuff its a bummer though my dad went in for surgey this morning for his foot thing he will be out like 3 days before i leave. my entire family on his side has this rare foot...
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happy new years all ! had a new years party of course. i didnt get any pics but ill snag some from else were later. besides me being an asshole toward the end of the nite i guess it was a good party. i couldnt tell ya cuz i dont remeber. which is why im cutting back my drinking alot im tired of not remebering...
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so this last weekend was our naughty santa party and i had a blast got more wasted then i thought but still had fun a shit ton of people showed up the entire basement was full plus some outside. it suxs though my friends steve and brandie had their party the same nite i was goin to make an apperance but i was to shitfaced...
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so this last weekend was our naughty santa party and i had a blast got more wasted then i thought but still had fun a shit ton of people showed up the entire basement was full plus some outside. it suxs though my friends steve and brandie had their party the same nite i was goin to make an apperance but i was to shitfaced...
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i swear if one more god damn thing goes wrong im goin to punch a hole through someones head. so yesterday i went and got a new alternater from a junk yard. one ive gotten quite a few from and never had problems with put it in didnt think much about were the wire placement was. on my way to work smoke starts pouring out...
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funnny stuff

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant who put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if...
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what a awesome weekend. went out friday night with some old friends. we went to varsity bar and grill for a bite to eat then we headed out to stas out in hillsboro i had to show steve and brandie a real good strip club i dont know about them but i had a blast one of the dancers had a striking resemblance to Annisa...
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