bionicfemme

it definitely sounds like you have your foot in her door (so to speak)!

don't headbutt her shoulder- rub your cheek up against it and purr... like a cute little pussycat.

I met Claudia tonight. Well, I kinda met her. Now I know what you mean. I wanted to tell her my name, but was afraid.

you just need a good ride. call me up and schedule an appointment. give up on your hopes and write yourself a new script. practice the lines at night in a mirror, for one day the curtains will open and you will give your greatest performance. tell your people to call my people and tell them to have lunch without us. tell them not to order any meat or fatty beverages. tell them that water with a bit of lemon is just as good and cheaper. i am not eating this meal so i should at least try to save some moeny.

it still breaks my heart when i read that you're starting to not believe in love (re: my spiritual gift to you, current events board).

i think it is time for a new and exciting bionicfemme cage dancing profile picture.

I think that would be a great picture set if you ever do one. You , plastic, and a cage. Oh and Annabelle could be on the outside with a whip!

you also stroked my hair and gave me a backrub (in my dream), and had tacky orange vinyl kitchen furniture, like my best friend did in high school...

you don't have to always name me as your crush. i know i'll always be in your heart.

I decided for sure that next week at the club I will wear my vinyl dominatrix outfit and seduce the masses, it's been about 6 months since i've worn it...ohhh yeah.

Wow. Now that is a superhero outfit!

Heh, you can be pretty manic sometimes, bf. Glad to see you're feeling better.

Welcome back! ::gives you a big dick::

HAHAHA oh man your profile is so funny today. that is one of my favorite books too. but that is a real bummer. people are always disappointing. i think it is good you found out what she was like sooner rather than later though. perhaps?
ps maybe you should go on the internet and look at some pictures of big dicks before you declare yourself eminem fan of the year. =)

People these days tend to get scizophrenic whenever they're interested in someone. I don't get it either.

At least Amelie didn't piss all over your underwear. THAT would've sucked.

And, off topic, the second your first set goes up, you will become one of my three fav SG's.

G'day.

sounds like your night wasnt very fun. thats no fair.
but that is a Super funny story

sorry, i meant the meat girl thing is super funny. not people saying things just to hurt you. that is poop.

i don't think i am fragmented. sometimes i wish i was. i'd probably get into less trouble that way.

Ahem, I forgot.

Docile Me wants to stay home, does not liek going out, is too tired to go out, wants to do all the things he's wanted to do for himself, like write a book, learn some foreign languages, take a few trips, etc... But he also wants a woman to love him, that he can share his personal secret Me life with, even though he never goes out and thus can't meet people, except on his computer, and even then he doesn't ever really 'meet' anybody, because he never sees them in person. Prefers soy milk and does not like to listen to depressing music as it makes him somber and depressed.

Maniacal Me is a bad motherf*cker whom you do NOT f*ck with under any circumstances unless you want your neck bent back, unless you want to walk away with your teeth in your hands, unless you want your nose so far back in your skull you can smell the aromas in your spinal column. Most people cannot look Maniac in teh eye because the incredulous, angry stare in his eyes is so intense that skinheads piss their pants. Everything and everybody and everything you say and everything you do pisses him off to no end and is grounds for you getting whacked if you cross him again. Likes the taste of blood.

Smartass Me will sit back with a smirk and drop one liners all damn day. He'll say nothing for half an hour and listen to you talk, but the second you say something that sparks a witty comeback, there it is and HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Likes to drink coffee and watch wrestling, just so he can make fun of the wrestlers. Don't watch a movie or a TV show with him unless you're doing so to rag on the movie, because he will make so many cracks about said movie or show that you will not be able to relax and enjoy it. Gets sleepy when bored. Likes Red Bull.

There are others, like Working Me who is focused, and Raving Genius Me who acts like a lunatic while writing, but these are the major stages of me. To be frank and generalized, I'd combine the loving spirit of Docile Me with the wit of Smartass Me and the unbreakable sprit of Maniacal Me to form MechaSilentType. I'd meet MechaSilentType and probably be annihilated by his ever-loving superiority. Or maybe he'd just take me for coffee, that'd probably be best.

pot makes me too horny, too- like PAINFULLY horny.

plus a million other things (hungry, paranoid, tired) that i don't enjoy feeling.

yech- i hate the stuff.

p.s. i'll be sure to say a hail mary tonight so josie will fall for you. i do hope you'll find true love soon. until then, i can provide you with a reasonable facsimilie