I'm running...not sure if it's in pursuit or for escape
This time.
Had an odd dream that Dia and I were in a colosseum watching the main event: people on fire running around the ring and trying to beat off the flames. Born again Christians searched the crowd, screaming, "Jesus! Jesus! Find the homosexual!"...she turned to me and said, "Nothing matters as long as your...
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This time.
Had an odd dream that Dia and I were in a colosseum watching the main event: people on fire running around the ring and trying to beat off the flames. Born again Christians searched the crowd, screaming, "Jesus! Jesus! Find the homosexual!"...she turned to me and said, "Nothing matters as long as your...
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gil:
God! There's too many things in this life I want to see and do, so little time...too many stories to hear and tell!
I was counseling yet another friend tonight. Lately i've become aware of the broken beauty in so many human beings and how pissed off I am that nobody cares, that we are all essentially hairless apes that beat the shit out of...
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I was counseling yet another friend tonight. Lately i've become aware of the broken beauty in so many human beings and how pissed off I am that nobody cares, that we are all essentially hairless apes that beat the shit out of...
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mistersatan:
Y'know, I've always said that "the human race is nothing better than apes with credit cards". I know what you mean. But don't give up on love- it'll happen. Chivalry and morality are silly things, but that doesn't stop me from being a gentleman.
Happy six months, Merry Christmas! **Grimace**
I got home and didn't return any calls. Dimmed the lights.
Fucked myself for a cumulative amount of three hours to celebrate. Started laughing because I thought hey, at least my cum isn't as bitter as I am. Caramel apple goodness for all, kiddies.
Time for a catnap in the nude to soft, peaceful music.
Zzzzzzz....
I got home and didn't return any calls. Dimmed the lights.
Fucked myself for a cumulative amount of three hours to celebrate. Started laughing because I thought hey, at least my cum isn't as bitter as I am. Caramel apple goodness for all, kiddies.
Time for a catnap in the nude to soft, peaceful music.
Zzzzzzz....
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bionicfemme:
"...don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well it's a spell, hell! Makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop!"
I want to go back in time and come back in my next life as either Salt OR Pepa...
I want to go back in time and come back in my next life as either Salt OR Pepa...
mistersatan:
Then *I* would like to be reincarnated as your only pair of thong underwear. 
Dear Bionicfemme,
Hi. This is your vagina. It has been exactly 6 months today since you last had sex. Can you remedy this situation, um, soon? I am sad. I don't like being a recluse. I want someone to talk to.
I am making demands. If you do not get laid soon, I will make your period last 14 days instead of 7. I will...
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Hi. This is your vagina. It has been exactly 6 months today since you last had sex. Can you remedy this situation, um, soon? I am sad. I don't like being a recluse. I want someone to talk to.
I am making demands. If you do not get laid soon, I will make your period last 14 days instead of 7. I will...
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indie:
I dont think I could go 6 months with out sex.
Is it a joke... cause if not. I'm sorry! We can have sex if you need it.
Is it a joke... cause if not. I'm sorry! We can have sex if you need it.
mistersatan:
Hey Femme, it could be worse- it's been at least 8 months for me.
And yes, dongs rock. In fact, I'm whipping mine about right now. Ow! *hits self in eye*
And yes, dongs rock. In fact, I'm whipping mine about right now. Ow! *hits self in eye*
Letting furs drop to the floor once more, basking in the lamp of Nod.
Lightly bending back the string of my silver arc with dainty Austrian crystal fingertips.
The doe is unaware.
Glory be to the one who does not know love can heal, steal, or kill,
but hunts, hunts, hunts, as the whispers of ghosts responsible press her onward.
Shh. Shh darling, go to...
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Lightly bending back the string of my silver arc with dainty Austrian crystal fingertips.
The doe is unaware.
Glory be to the one who does not know love can heal, steal, or kill,
but hunts, hunts, hunts, as the whispers of ghosts responsible press her onward.
Shh. Shh darling, go to...
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g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
Wow! Nice!
Wow! Nice!
mistersatan:
A vision of you
Standing in the sunlight
Muscles tensed
Like a bow quivering
Like a stream of falling water
Fluid yet able to erode rock
Look like cables
Made of glass
You tense up
And release
And then are
Gone
Standing in the sunlight
Muscles tensed
Like a bow quivering
Like a stream of falling water
Fluid yet able to erode rock
Look like cables
Made of glass
You tense up
And release
And then are
Gone
MY GRANDMOTHER HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!! I KNEW she was acting different...putting on makeup and fixing her hair when she normally doesn't...
Hahaha! I had to go eat lunch with my family today to celebrate my mom's birthday (which occured yesterday.) There was this old guy that was one of our neighbors back home, right? His name was Al. Whenever my grandma went for a walk,...
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Hahaha! I had to go eat lunch with my family today to celebrate my mom's birthday (which occured yesterday.) There was this old guy that was one of our neighbors back home, right? His name was Al. Whenever my grandma went for a walk,...
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mistersatan:
hahahahahahaha... grandmas rule. Mine and her sister like to drink a little bit of wine every now and then, and then they're just the cutest things ever.
And yes, my name is Randall. Check out the "real names" thread.
And yes, my name is Randall. Check out the "real names" thread.
tatum:
Lol that story is great! Yeah my grandparents are still married and they're both in their late 80s! Now that's a long time to be married to one person! They don't even sleep in the same bed anymore lol, oh well!
Thank you that tattoo idea
You have got to be the sweetest person on this site! *hugs*
Thank you that tattoo idea
You have got to be the sweetest person on this site! *hugs* Last night, I drew my knees up to my chest and sucked my thumb in the dark, swaddled in my blanket to the point of looking like a sock. I remembered the two people I could not save.
The effeminate punk boy with no mother. The green eyed musician with an alcoholic father. The two loves of my life. I miss the stupid one.
I...
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The effeminate punk boy with no mother. The green eyed musician with an alcoholic father. The two loves of my life. I miss the stupid one.
I...
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mistersatan:
Don't sell yourself short, hon- you are worth MUCH more than that. Trust me- I learned that the hard way.
I wish that things were different- cause I know a lot of people round here that would jump at the chance to make those wonderful things happen for you.
You are much loved around here- just take a moment and look.
-randall
I wish that things were different- cause I know a lot of people round here that would jump at the chance to make those wonderful things happen for you.
You are much loved around here- just take a moment and look.
-randall
mike11:
The best things in life must be fought for
LOOKS LIKE I'M A NEW COLUMNIST FOR THE BAY AREA REPORTER! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
They'll give me $25 bucks an article. Not much, but a reward nonetheless. The last paper I worked for only gave me $6 bucks an article (and they still owe me.) Not that I have any room to brag about anything since I just spelled warehouse wrong in the last entry, as I...
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They'll give me $25 bucks an article. Not much, but a reward nonetheless. The last paper I worked for only gave me $6 bucks an article (and they still owe me.) Not that I have any room to brag about anything since I just spelled warehouse wrong in the last entry, as I...
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g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's Great!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's Great!!!
bionicfemme:
THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!
Yes! Paid publication! Finally! And my new snuggly SG shirt to wear today...the world is my FUCKING oyster!
Yes! Paid publication! Finally! And my new snuggly SG shirt to wear today...the world is my FUCKING oyster!
Today is my mom's birthday!
"How young are you, mom?" -Me
"103." -My mother
Time to thank the woman who birthed me, thereby giving me the opportunity to write for you beautiful people and provide you a little entertainment.
YES! I have awakened! I only got, like, 5 hours of sleep because I was too excited about my secret missions today.
Cross your fingers that...
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"How young are you, mom?" -Me
"103." -My mother
Time to thank the woman who birthed me, thereby giving me the opportunity to write for you beautiful people and provide you a little entertainment.
YES! I have awakened! I only got, like, 5 hours of sleep because I was too excited about my secret missions today.
Cross your fingers that...
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olivia:
WAREHOUSE!!!
bionicfemme:
Dood...I wrote this at 6 in the morning...of COURSE there would be spelling errors! Hahaha.
WHOO HOOO!
I feel like a freakin' jet setting superstar. Tomorrow, I am going to a recruiting thing held by the Bay Area Reporter looking for queer youth to write a column or an essay to be published. If they pick you, you not only get published, but paid too!
After that, I am going to meet up with my photographer, she needs me to...
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I feel like a freakin' jet setting superstar. Tomorrow, I am going to a recruiting thing held by the Bay Area Reporter looking for queer youth to write a column or an essay to be published. If they pick you, you not only get published, but paid too!
After that, I am going to meet up with my photographer, she needs me to...
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gil:
one can never get too much free stuff & good luck on the job
bionicfemme:
"On the job?" Like i'm an undercover policeman??? Ahhhahahahahaha!!!!!
Speaking of which, this set is supposed to be taken outside of some industrial wherehouse that allows no tresspassing...problem is that we're supposed to like, set up lights and equipment and shit, and my photographer thinks it's most likely that guards will find us taking this photo set kick us out...ha, this is gonna be the most punk rock shoot ever.
Speaking of which, this set is supposed to be taken outside of some industrial wherehouse that allows no tresspassing...problem is that we're supposed to like, set up lights and equipment and shit, and my photographer thinks it's most likely that guards will find us taking this photo set kick us out...ha, this is gonna be the most punk rock shoot ever.
Long journal entry...but much to tell! Bear with me!
So me and Liz...wow, last night ruled and I have ascertained that alcohol turns me into a raging whore from Babylon! Liz came to my place and we promptly went on this journey to another one of her friend's houses...only this friend of hers is THE PRINCE OF YUGOSLAVIA. I bullshit you not. The poor lad...
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So me and Liz...wow, last night ruled and I have ascertained that alcohol turns me into a raging whore from Babylon! Liz came to my place and we promptly went on this journey to another one of her friend's houses...only this friend of hers is THE PRINCE OF YUGOSLAVIA. I bullshit you not. The poor lad...
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apathy_activist:
so many journals are uncomfortable combinations of words that may actually go together, but don't seem quite right. yours always takes me somewhere. i actually thought i was watching you and your girl cavorting up and down streets on all hallow's eve.
i'm happy for you. you sound happy.
i'm happy for you. you sound happy.
g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
Being a hopeless romantic is the best way to go! Ha! Look at my movie list!
Sounds like a great night was had by all!
Being a hopeless romantic is the best way to go! Ha! Look at my movie list!
Sounds like a great night was had by all!
Oh my...Liz and I had the strangest night tonight... I was fully buzzed and half naked. Much alchohol. Encountered my ex, the cocaine addict. Me actually stopping traffic on Castro & 18th doing an erotic drunken dance on an overhang of a building in my vampire outfit. 20 incriminating photographs from strangers taken. Audience participation. Proposition from a married woman, said participant. Streetfighting. Riding home...
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boxterjulep:
do tell! sounds like a BLAST. how did you escape the cop car and take to the streets?
mistersatan:
Wow! You too? What are the odds?