Meh! Just chillin' and reflecting, today is definitely a day of reflection.
So it might seem like i'm overreacting about what happened last night but...i'm just not used to this sort of thing. I'm not used to just making out with someone when I don't care about them and not calling them the day afterwards. It's kind of weird...but it would be better than adding...
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So it might seem like i'm overreacting about what happened last night but...i'm just not used to this sort of thing. I'm not used to just making out with someone when I don't care about them and not calling them the day afterwards. It's kind of weird...but it would be better than adding...
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Headline: PROFUSE AMOUNTS OF WOMAN LOVE! BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!
Two basic women rules reinforced tonight:
(1) Women at clubs just want to use you for make out purposes, they don't actually care about who you are
(2) They're extremely possessive, even when they don't hold themselves to that same standard.
So i'm dancin', and this blonde raver chick that looks a hell of a lot...
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Two basic women rules reinforced tonight:
(1) Women at clubs just want to use you for make out purposes, they don't actually care about who you are
(2) They're extremely possessive, even when they don't hold themselves to that same standard.
So i'm dancin', and this blonde raver chick that looks a hell of a lot...
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tororo:
Girls writing as vividly as you do are probably illegal in some countries.
volkov:
*speeechlessbiggoofyhappyforBionicFemmegrin*
*HUG*
*walking back to get drink chortling and trying to visualise*
:-D
V
*HUG*
*walking back to get drink chortling and trying to visualise*
:-D
V
Off to leave my glass slipper at a ball...let's see if a princess gives chase.
Volkov's right...reluctant regression is not my style. I'll fight!
On a good note, went to the doctor. Apparently the thing in my neck is not cancerous! I'll live to dance and fuck another day! Whoo whoooooo!!!!!
Volkov's right...reluctant regression is not my style. I'll fight!
On a good note, went to the doctor. Apparently the thing in my neck is not cancerous! I'll live to dance and fuck another day! Whoo whoooooo!!!!!
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volkov:
I was right?......I was right! woo hoo! I was right! yessss
*bootydance*
I was right AND BionicFemme doesn't have evil growth on her neck. today ROCKS!
BionicFemme Rocks!
:-)
good luck...you definitly deserve the princess and not a pumpkin.....whatever that means....you know what I mean.
:-)
V
*bootydance*
I was right AND BionicFemme doesn't have evil growth on her neck. today ROCKS!
BionicFemme Rocks!
:-)
good luck...you definitly deserve the princess and not a pumpkin.....whatever that means....you know what I mean.
:-)
V
fred:
Aww.. what happened to your eyebal pic?
I was entranced by it. I want to make a huge poster of it and put it on my wall.
Good neck news.
I was entranced by it. I want to make a huge poster of it and put it on my wall.
Good neck news.
And in the midst of all this, she floats back into my head. I curse the fact that as my ship passed her, I was unable to have stuffed cotton into my ears as quickly or as efficiently as I should have, that the steel restraints binding me to the center mast crumbled effortlessly.
Her voice brought me back.
Powerlessly, I will lower my head...
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Her voice brought me back.
Powerlessly, I will lower my head...
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volkov:
hey we almost posted at the same time! but you beat me just barely! but that's ok..I took second AND third....and who wants gold anyway...it's so tacky...silver is cooler!
:-P ~~~~~~~~~ pthththththththtbt
:-P ~~~~~~~~~ pthththththththtbt
takeshi21:
Did you see how the Sfgrrl episode ended? What a shame she lost it. I feel sorry for her, but.. I dunno. If what Spooky posted is actually true I was reminded of Amanda Plummer in "Pulp Fiction": Any of you fucking pricks move and I'm gonna executve every motherfucking last one of ya!
And it makes me feel bad that I find this somewhat amusing.
And it makes me feel bad that I find this somewhat amusing.
WHOA! I know I just wrote a journal a couple of hours ago, but check this out! !!!!!!
It's all about two black holes in another galaxy that will collide sometime in the far, far future (like 200 million years). The astronomers think that when the two black holes collide, the entire fabric of space will be distorted.
I was so interested that I read...
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It's all about two black holes in another galaxy that will collide sometime in the far, far future (like 200 million years). The astronomers think that when the two black holes collide, the entire fabric of space will be distorted.
I was so interested that I read...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
You and I are kindred spirits there! I really wish that the things that they do in Star Trek were feasible today!
I once read a story where the black holes are simply a door-way into another place in the galaxy. They bend space/time and you skip from one place to another.
If we have found evidence of other life, then you can be sure the gov't has squashed it. No doubt. Anything to continue holding power.
"Contact" was AWESOME!
You and I are kindred spirits there! I really wish that the things that they do in Star Trek were feasible today!
I once read a story where the black holes are simply a door-way into another place in the galaxy. They bend space/time and you skip from one place to another.
If we have found evidence of other life, then you can be sure the gov't has squashed it. No doubt. Anything to continue holding power.
"Contact" was AWESOME!
psmith:
some have theorized that black holes "open up" in other universes that exist in different dimensions and spew out energy.
the things that might connect different Galaxies are worm holes. Don't you people watch Star Trek?
oh and Mr Satan forgot to mention the Lava Men who hang out near black holes. You should beware of Lava Men.
the things that might connect different Galaxies are worm holes. Don't you people watch Star Trek?
oh and Mr Satan forgot to mention the Lava Men who hang out near black holes. You should beware of Lava Men.
What are the top three things you want to have accomplished before your life is over? For me:
1. I want to have written an experiemental essay, column, novel or short story that starts a completely new genre/movement or some substantial essay that makes people think differently about a theory for time to come.
2. I want to raise a child who will be strong,...
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1. I want to have written an experiemental essay, column, novel or short story that starts a completely new genre/movement or some substantial essay that makes people think differently about a theory for time to come.
2. I want to raise a child who will be strong,...
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rocket2:
werd, marry me.
ratsonjulia:
1. I want to revitalize Radio Drama. (actually, there are a number of groups & people that are keeping it going fairly well--Seeing Ear Theatre, to name one, but I'd like to the same sort of excitement about a new work of sound as accompanies a movie or t.v. show)
2. I want to make amends to all the people I've inadvertantly hurt, living or dead. (this doesn't count those who were, y'know ASKING to be taken down a peg or 2)
3. I want to run a little theatre with my Partner until we're a little old man & woman.
2. I want to make amends to all the people I've inadvertantly hurt, living or dead. (this doesn't count those who were, y'know ASKING to be taken down a peg or 2)
3. I want to run a little theatre with my Partner until we're a little old man & woman.
...I'm watching you...
Mwa ahhh ahhhhh!!!!!!
Mwa ahhh ahhhhh!!!!!!
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hatefulerin:
maybe that's my problem, i rarely go to clubs, i rarely go out at all.
you're a sweetie.
you're a sweetie.
maxx:
Oip just told me to show you my profile pic.
I look like Cid from FF7. Isn't that cool?
I look like Cid from FF7. Isn't that cool?
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mistersatan:
*looks to the right and sees nothing*
Damn you for tricking me!!!
Damn you for tricking me!!!
lil_tuffy:
a grand palace of sex? That may be the case but it ain't me getting sexed up!
A very long time ago you kissed me and I couldn't stop from shivering.
"What's wrong?" You asked.
"I touched someone once and they died. Sometimes now i'm afraid to touch people. I don't want to hurt them. Let's not talk about it." I said.
"Shh. Shh. You aren't hurting me. I don't want you to be afraid. Relax. Breathe. Stop shivering. I want you...
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"What's wrong?" You asked.
"I touched someone once and they died. Sometimes now i'm afraid to touch people. I don't want to hurt them. Let's not talk about it." I said.
"Shh. Shh. You aren't hurting me. I don't want you to be afraid. Relax. Breathe. Stop shivering. I want you...
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lola:
Hey you...sorry I didn't get your call until today, I passed out super early last night. I don't have free time again for a LONG LONG time..*sob* I think I am completely busy until xmas break! HOW MUCH DOES THAT SUCK?? (Lots, in case you didn't get that...)
I got you a xmas present though! WOOWOO! That gives me an excuse to make time to see you before xmas. YAAY!!
I got you a xmas present though! WOOWOO! That gives me an excuse to make time to see you before xmas. YAAY!!
POLL!:
Who is without a doubt the sexiest girl you have ever met in your entire life?
Who is without a doubt the sexiest girl you have ever met in your entire life?
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bionicfemme:
Mistersatan: Thank you! **Blushing** Who would have known the king of all evil could be such a sweetheart?
Dia: So you're a boob girl, eh? I don't know, for some reason the breastesses don't intruige me all that much, they're kinda like kneecaps to me. I'm more into faces, especially eyes and lips. And style, I like girls with really weird, funky style. I tend to like girls that are either my height or like 6 feet tall, I don't know why! Maybe 'cause I like to be cuddled like a Pomeranian, I like sitting in somebody's lap and being cuddled like something very tiny and precious...
lapdances are always fun.
Always go for the femmiest of the femme, which makes it harder to tell if they're part of the sisterhood or not. I don't think i've ever had a crush on a butch girl before.
Nothing like a beautiful set of eyes or full lips to make me slip on my own drool. Hips!!! Hips are important!!! Oh, and of course they have to be hysterically funny or else it's just a no go. Humor's ranked very high in my book. Usually when someone's witty they have a lot of intelligence behind it, so it's a two for one deal!
Lawwwwwl!!!!!
Hey whattya doin' reading this, go on and marry Marla! Can I be a flower girl! Y'know I look like a 12 year old! Marry Marla!!!! Hee hee.
Dia: So you're a boob girl, eh? I don't know, for some reason the breastesses don't intruige me all that much, they're kinda like kneecaps to me. I'm more into faces, especially eyes and lips. And style, I like girls with really weird, funky style. I tend to like girls that are either my height or like 6 feet tall, I don't know why! Maybe 'cause I like to be cuddled like a Pomeranian, I like sitting in somebody's lap and being cuddled like something very tiny and precious...
lapdances are always fun.
Always go for the femmiest of the femme, which makes it harder to tell if they're part of the sisterhood or not. I don't think i've ever had a crush on a butch girl before.
Nothing like a beautiful set of eyes or full lips to make me slip on my own drool. Hips!!! Hips are important!!! Oh, and of course they have to be hysterically funny or else it's just a no go. Humor's ranked very high in my book. Usually when someone's witty they have a lot of intelligence behind it, so it's a two for one deal!
Lawwwwwl!!!!!
Hey whattya doin' reading this, go on and marry Marla! Can I be a flower girl! Y'know I look like a 12 year old!
Marry Marla!!!! Hee hee.
mistersatan:
Hey, I'm the biggest sweetheart out there... ask anyone... *sigh*
Apparently the bee is still trying to kill me, and I am running back and forth out of my house to avoid it. I hope it is not a killer bee, and my friend says it wants to build a hive here because of all of the pictures of hot women I have on my walls. Someone please kill the bee. PLEASE. KILL. THE. BEE.
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bionicfemme:
I spent the night at a friend's house because I didn't want it to sting me in my sleep...
Now i'm back and i'm looking around for it, can't find it.
Shoooow yourself!!! **Shakes Fist**
Now i'm back and i'm looking around for it, can't find it.
Shoooow yourself!!! **Shakes Fist**
morgan:
Eek!
I'm allergic to bees!
and thanks for the compliments.
hey, you've seen god hates figs, too? Best site ever.
I'm allergic to bees!
and thanks for the compliments.
hey, you've seen god hates figs, too? Best site ever.
I killed the king of deceit, trailing a thousand waterfalls and chasing a thousand dragon's tails. I challenge when I see wrongdoing. Call it selfish, call it blind, but I don't ignore when the weak are oppressed, I cover them in kisses and promises.
And who blames the upper class, who blames the oppressors when they don't know that they are oppressing? When they can...
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And who blames the upper class, who blames the oppressors when they don't know that they are oppressing? When they can...
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bionicfemme:
Oh, I didn't really make the godhatesfigs website, I just put it on my profile because I wanted to share it and I thought it was hilarious!
Shirley Manson is the lead singer of Garbage. I think she's really hot!
Wow, i'm so happy; two newcomers in one day!
And my love of course goes out to the regulars...if I ever get naked it's totally going to be a tribute to you guys.
Shirley Manson is the lead singer of Garbage. I think she's really hot!
Wow, i'm so happy; two newcomers in one day!
And my love of course goes out to the regulars...if I ever get naked it's totally going to be a tribute to you guys.
solisis:
Yo THUG! y'allz be set trippin! tha shit be whak an all them suckaz be a BITCH! ain't no scrilla be a bustin' an' you'z thuggin' an' you'z rollin' all them G's be up on tha 5-0...
...das what i said, foo
...das what i said, foo
Yo... and the crazy ho-bags? Turn 'em to the curb homegirl, hmm-mm. You know what I'm sayin?
Just be representing a dignified presence and let the miss come with presence of mind and shit.
Flip the scrip and turn it around. Recognize the buster lesbo, step up and deny dey bullsheeyut. Word up baby.
You too young to retire you're down with it, havin fun with it. When they learn what to do with it you be done with it.
God, you guys are great. I'm just sitting around tonight deep in contemplation, i'm glad to know i'm not a horrific bastard by not calling this girl back.