Possum lady is 32 YEARS OLD!!!!!
She totally didn't look like it in the pic she sent me. I thought she was maybe 24? Jesus Christ, does the woman slather herself in a vat of Oil of Olay daily? I knew there had to be a catch; I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. As my life metaphorically occurs at a Nike warehouse...
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2 FOOT LONG DILDOS!!! MY DREAM WOMAN!!! POSSUMS!!!!
It's 1:30am and i'm kinda tired, so i'll summarize a bit but basically I spent several hours hangin' with Solisis and his roomie accosting people on Castro with this 5 pound almost 2 foot long black dildo. At one point, Solisis' roomie pushed the dildo off of a balcony and it hit Solisis in the chest, whereby...
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It's 1:30am and i'm kinda tired, so i'll summarize a bit but basically I spent several hours hangin' with Solisis and his roomie accosting people on Castro with this 5 pound almost 2 foot long black dildo. At one point, Solisis' roomie pushed the dildo off of a balcony and it hit Solisis in the chest, whereby...
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tatum:
Lol you are too much 
And maybe something will happen between you and possum lady then! You'll have to get a raccoon or something to keep up!
Thank you for the birthday wishes the other day! Yes, taunt me more for my confusion Hehe isn't that the definition of being bi though? Well it is for me anyway!
You have one sexy voice too darling! Wow I need to record mine and put it on my journal or something. Maybe I'll just put up my "scary" song I sent you of me singing awhile ago
And maybe something will happen between you and possum lady then! You'll have to get a raccoon or something to keep up!
Thank you for the birthday wishes the other day! Yes, taunt me more for my confusion
Hehe isn't that the definition of being bi though? Well it is for me anyway!
You have one sexy voice too darling! Wow I need to record mine and put it on my journal or something. Maybe I'll just put up my "scary" song I sent you of me singing awhile ago
solisis:
pretend? you are a superhero! the whip cracks when you clench your fists and the room clears! you still have to IM me for that song
So you write me this email and say you're fond of me in a skirt and fishnets.
Too bad you can't do anything about it.
Too bad you can't do anything about it.
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dia:
and who wouldn't be fond of you lookin' like that, my love?
volkov:
hell she could be wearing a burlap sack and we would still be reverently fond of her.
not that we would want her to wear a burlap sack...so uncomfy.
*sitting here doing nothing about nuthin.*
:-D
V
not that we would want her to wear a burlap sack...so uncomfy.
*sitting here doing nothing about nuthin.*
:-D
V
Come here, lover.
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tanar:
if only
volkov:
*walks over...sees BionicFemme's quirked eyebrow*
OH! you meant YOUR lover! sorry! :-D
OH! you meant YOUR lover! sorry! :-D
Bored. I'm gonna go slather on the coconut body butter and go out for french fries.
Salty potato goodness! Lawwwwwwwwl!!!
Does anybody fully comprehend the wonder that is french fries? I would not be able to live without them. I like french fries and shrimp flavored chips...but I think the latter is an acquired taste.
Ok, i'm getting hungry just thinking about the french fries....
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Salty potato goodness! Lawwwwwwwwl!!!
Does anybody fully comprehend the wonder that is french fries? I would not be able to live without them. I like french fries and shrimp flavored chips...but I think the latter is an acquired taste.
Ok, i'm getting hungry just thinking about the french fries....
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redskull:
nothing wrong with french fries, but steer clear of Poutine, its a steep and slippery slope into damnation.
that stuff will ruin you.
I think the French had the last laugh on the fry deal...
that stuff will ruin you.
I think the French had the last laugh on the fry deal...
gil:
Mmm-Mmm Goood
It's 3:30am 7 months later.
I only find glass in the sand at the beach we used to have picnics at. There's nothing at the old cafes but ghosts of old, faded watercolor images ingrained in my mind.
I'm cold at night. I walk everywhere alone.
I miss having my own little suburban femme dyke to stargaze with near the train station. You were the...
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I only find glass in the sand at the beach we used to have picnics at. There's nothing at the old cafes but ghosts of old, faded watercolor images ingrained in my mind.
I'm cold at night. I walk everywhere alone.
I miss having my own little suburban femme dyke to stargaze with near the train station. You were the...
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misha9999999:
the best way to get someone out of your head is to fill
it with someone else... it really works. There is a Bob Dylan
song that I think is perfect for situations like this:
"If I ever saw you, I don't know whether I'd kiss you or
kill you, it probably wouldn't matter to you anyway"...
or something like that... it's a drug, I tell you.
just like heroine or something. You know it feels incredible
but it's destroying you in the same time... let go...
it with someone else... it really works. There is a Bob Dylan
song that I think is perfect for situations like this:
"If I ever saw you, I don't know whether I'd kiss you or
kill you, it probably wouldn't matter to you anyway"...
or something like that... it's a drug, I tell you.
just like heroine or something. You know it feels incredible
but it's destroying you in the same time... let go...
astrid:
I know what that feels like...
*hugs*
*hugs*
OK, fights on the microphone in the lesbian Yahoo chatrooms are the funniest things ever...i'm gettin' some good lines from this...it's better than TV!!!!
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ninjatuner:
Sugar...
I, for some reason, are having a hard time with the
aim business. Maybe because it's AOL, but I'm willing to download any evil program to "chat" with you.
If you have any ideas, let me know.
Grazie mille,
nj
I, for some reason, are having a hard time with the
aim business. Maybe because it's AOL, but I'm willing to download any evil program to "chat" with you.
If you have any ideas, let me know.
Grazie mille,
nj
bionicfemme:
This is so funny...
lots of women on this chat room were the first women I asked about lesbian advice...way back before i'd even dated a girl. They remembered me!
Now i've dated 8 women and I know what's up...I can play with the big girls now. So weird.
lots of women on this chat room were the first women I asked about lesbian advice...way back before i'd even dated a girl. They remembered me!
Now i've dated 8 women and I know what's up...I can play with the big girls now. So weird.
**To be read in William Shatner's Voice**
Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not...
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Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not...
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bionicfemme:
lol!!!! Oh JasonP, that's so unrealistic...
I WOULD NEVER BE WITH A BUTCH!!!!
Bah ha ha.
I WOULD NEVER BE WITH A BUTCH!!!!
Bah ha ha.
fred:
lol!
Oh I'm so excited... I'll have to go shopping for a wedding dress now...
Heh, we should go crusing for chicks sometime! You lead the way and I'll get the bi stragglers...
Oh I'm so excited... I'll have to go shopping for a wedding dress now...
Heh, we should go crusing for chicks sometime! You lead the way and I'll get the bi stragglers...
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takeshi21:
Why aren't you just a regular little troublemaker?? (awesome)
Remember kids, KMFDM is most certainly a drug against war.
Remember kids, KMFDM is most certainly a drug against war.
lionboy:
Mehehehhhh! Me like ninja fights!
I want to tell you that you don't need to lose any weight to wear the dresses for the posh parties...you are beautiful just the way you are.
"If you had all the beauty you desired,
you could with boldness leave
the wood and make your way among mankind."
-Petrarch
I wonder if this is more a verse for you or I. I look above...
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"If you had all the beauty you desired,
you could with boldness leave
the wood and make your way among mankind."
-Petrarch
I wonder if this is more a verse for you or I. I look above...
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mistersatan:
And all along I've been busy trying to make my own little Heaven here on Earth.
Why I am still pathetically in love #4,003:
My email:
N...what are you thinking of where you are?
-Me
Her response:
Bionic Femme,
I think that i am a little confused of your question. I am thinking that i am at a place in my life where i need to really question myself on what's important, and what's just bullshit. Because i have been dealing...
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My email:
N...what are you thinking of where you are?
-Me
Her response:
Bionic Femme,
I think that i am a little confused of your question. I am thinking that i am at a place in my life where i need to really question myself on what's important, and what's just bullshit. Because i have been dealing...
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lionboy:
Hello there. You mentioned a book on someone's journal earlier today and I can't remember what it was. Damn my deficient memory anyway. Something with Iguana in it? The author had a Spanish sounding last name. Whatever it was, it sounded wonderful and I want it I want it!!!! If you can remember that would be lovely. *looks up* Funny, that's similar to where I am right now. I'm moving to Cleveland in a month after about 28 years of living in Rhode Island. You can barely see it on a map. You can get from one end of the state to another. People are far too reserved for my need and my liking so I move westward to be with my family of spirit, if not blood. Ah my blood relatives... They simply aren't my kind of people. If I showed them myself in my entirety they would be shocked. They would try to censor my actions. I am tired of sitting behind barrier after barrier to keep people from knowing me because they would not be able to accept what is there. It's been hard enough for me to accept the passions of my heart; I simply don't need the disapproving glares. A life of hiding. It need not be that way. So I move to where my family cannot interfere with my self creation. I need people with whom I can touch souls, who will appreciate my effort to nurture my heart and I can't seem to find anyone like that here. It's far too lonely. I need to break out of my habitual, docile, chickenpoo, certainly able to defend myself physically but not pshychicly. Ah well. I strive to be more and the reality of here and now stifles. It grates and chafes no da... Eh.. I didn't mean for all that to come out. Sorry if that was too much detail but well there it is. Ummm... Nice to meet you!
lionboy:
I meant u kan get from one end of the state to another in under an hour.
Uhh, OK, we really ARE living in the apocalypse!
Someone saw my personal ad and is compiling a bunch of photos of gothic/BDSM lesbians for a postcard collection, apparently they want me to model....
Well, if I do it, i'll definitely post a link to a not naked set on the boards for you. I don't really think I qualify as a gothic/BDSM lesbian but...
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Someone saw my personal ad and is compiling a bunch of photos of gothic/BDSM lesbians for a postcard collection, apparently they want me to model....
Well, if I do it, i'll definitely post a link to a not naked set on the boards for you. I don't really think I qualify as a gothic/BDSM lesbian but...
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nouvelle:
you are so damn cute..and i'm on your friends list...yeah i'm so honored. (bats eyes and blushes.)
peace&blessings
peace&blessings
You do not deserve to be treated badly. Period. Do NOT put up with that.
Not all "nice guys" finish last. The trick (or talent) is to have enough patience to last. Wait for what you know is right. Never settle. Accepting something that is good but imperfect is ok. Waiting for perfectionism is a doomed cause. Ain't none of us perfect.
Don't give up your code. Karmic debt is a strange one. The younger you are, the "bigger" your karmic circle is. It may be years before the things you do come back to you. When you get older, that circle becomes much smaller. My circle is about half what it was when I was 10 years younger.
You are AWESOME and I very much know that it is so very hard not to get discouraged. Hang in there! You will be\and will want to be someone's darling one day.