Wow. I'm at such a standstill in my life right now.
My dad and I are getting along and making peace. I'm talking to a girl that is hot, intelligent, and not insane. Two of the things I never thought would ever happen in my lifetime are happening at the same time, RIGHT NOW!!!
My dad called last night.
"So...did you get that damn ring...
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My dad and I are getting along and making peace. I'm talking to a girl that is hot, intelligent, and not insane. Two of the things I never thought would ever happen in my lifetime are happening at the same time, RIGHT NOW!!!
My dad called last night.
"So...did you get that damn ring...
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Tra la la la la la laaaa!
Hello! I am a sparkly little fairy! I laugh and dance and prance and play, I like baby kitties and duckies! The duckies fly me to the candy shop, whereby we eat many, many gumdrops! I live in an enchanted forest with a gaggle of elves, and I dance in mushroom circles at midnight, scattering my pixie dust...
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Hello! I am a sparkly little fairy! I laugh and dance and prance and play, I like baby kitties and duckies! The duckies fly me to the candy shop, whereby we eat many, many gumdrops! I live in an enchanted forest with a gaggle of elves, and I dance in mushroom circles at midnight, scattering my pixie dust...
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fred:
Hey there neutral-good halfing ranger...
Do you wanna hang out with a neutral-good half-elf ranger fighter and do some neutral-good kinda stuff?
Do you wanna hang out with a neutral-good half-elf ranger fighter and do some neutral-good kinda stuff?
bionicfemme:
LOL!!!
You transformed into the owl from Bambi!!!
Twitterpated...hahaha...
(oh crap, L's right, L's right...)
You transformed into the owl from Bambi!!!
Twitterpated...hahaha...
(oh crap, L's right, L's right...)
If'n you have time, check out Butterfly. She's a good friend of mine in real life! She's quite hilarious. And ya get a sexy profile pic she put up out of the deal too!
P.S. The hills are alive with the sound of Unbornbloom...lawwwwwwwllllll.
P.S. The hills are alive with the sound of Unbornbloom...lawwwwwwwllllll.
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tatum:
Wow you're right! That is an awesome profile picture 
And thank you for that adorably hilarious comment on my set! You can kidnap me anyday
And thank you for that adorably hilarious comment on my set! You can kidnap me anyday
volkov:
heh heh heh.. i like the butterfly...she's goofycrazyzanycool. :-D
when I drive out to Cali, I'll have to bring nacho's from this place called ChaCho's...mmmm. black and white nacho's they have there are nacho chips made in the resturaunt wif black beans and white cheese...soooooooo nummy. I've already been to my favorite Thai, Chinese, Mexican, and Greek resturaunt in the three days that I've been home! Ima gonna be a baloon for Christmas!
when I drive out to Cali, I'll have to bring nacho's from this place called ChaCho's...mmmm. black and white nacho's they have there are nacho chips made in the resturaunt wif black beans and white cheese...soooooooo nummy. I've already been to my favorite Thai, Chinese, Mexican, and Greek resturaunt in the three days that I've been home! Ima gonna be a baloon for Christmas!
Aieee!!!!
Thinkin' about a super cool girl that wears penis piercings in her ears instead of actual earrings! She makes me feel like a young schoolboy again! We're going to go see Lord of the Rings II soon and I'll have to bring a bunch of creepy pewter figurines!!!!
I feel like...you know Bert on Mary Poppins? The chimney sweep?
Like THAT!!!
Stepping time!!! Stepping...
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Thinkin' about a super cool girl that wears penis piercings in her ears instead of actual earrings! She makes me feel like a young schoolboy again! We're going to go see Lord of the Rings II soon and I'll have to bring a bunch of creepy pewter figurines!!!!
I feel like...you know Bert on Mary Poppins? The chimney sweep?
Like THAT!!!
Stepping time!!! Stepping...
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unbornbloom:
Laff. *cums in her matchbox*
;p
meeeh.
call me ASAP! i dont know if i can go wed. or not now. i think i may have to watch the kid sis.
im brutually upset...but maybe i can still con my way out of it. :/
xoxxx.
-D.
;p
meeeh.
call me ASAP! i dont know if i can go wed. or not now. i think i may have to watch the kid sis.
im brutually upset...but maybe i can still con my way out of it. :/
xoxxx.
-D.
butterfly2:
*jumps up and down* Guess who THIS IS? Hahah I bet you'll never guess...
Okay I'll give you a few hints. I live near you, I like to spank my ass repeatedly in my next door neighbors room, I love your SPACE BOOTS, and I was the one who hunted for the bees with an umbrella!
HAHAHA!
~Butterfly~
Okay I'll give you a few hints. I live near you, I like to spank my ass repeatedly in my next door neighbors room, I love your SPACE BOOTS, and I was the one who hunted for the bees with an umbrella!
HAHAHA!
~Butterfly~
My current fave top 22 CD's that I was able to fit in my furry CD wallet to take home with me:
1. Basement Jaxx- Rooty
2. System of a Down- Steal this Album
3. Garbage- Beautiful Garbage
4. Crescendo- Are you out there (It's a single of an old song that combines cello riffs and techno)
5. Atari Teeange Riot -60 Second Wipeout
6....
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1. Basement Jaxx- Rooty
2. System of a Down- Steal this Album
3. Garbage- Beautiful Garbage
4. Crescendo- Are you out there (It's a single of an old song that combines cello riffs and techno)
5. Atari Teeange Riot -60 Second Wipeout
6....
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johnnyfive:
First off, I'd like to state that I randomly found this thread after seeing your picture while lurking around and wanted to say...."Damn. Real cute."
As for bands/records, I'd like to cast a few votes for the peeps that didn't get a shout out like...
Sigur Ros, Bjork, Cowboy Junkies: "Trinity Sessions", Black Flag: "My War", Mogwai:"Come on Die Young" (Everyone should get it on to "Cody"!), Depeche Mode: "Violator", The Cure: "Disentergration" and "Pornography", The Faint: "Danse Macbre", The Beach Boys: "Pet Sounds", Miles Davis: "Kind of Blue", Frank Zappa: "Overnite Sensation", and of course the soundtrack to Edward Scissorhands.
As for bands/records, I'd like to cast a few votes for the peeps that didn't get a shout out like...
Sigur Ros, Bjork, Cowboy Junkies: "Trinity Sessions", Black Flag: "My War", Mogwai:"Come on Die Young" (Everyone should get it on to "Cody"!), Depeche Mode: "Violator", The Cure: "Disentergration" and "Pornography", The Faint: "Danse Macbre", The Beach Boys: "Pet Sounds", Miles Davis: "Kind of Blue", Frank Zappa: "Overnite Sensation", and of course the soundtrack to Edward Scissorhands.
scott:
if you wanna rock ani, there are better albums to do so with than not a pretty girl (dont get me wrong... its good, but theres better... trust me)... "up,up,up,up,up,up" is good for experimental jammy stuff, the first live album "living in clip is way rad, but if you want some well written, gritty gogetem tunes her two best are "out of range" and "puddle dive" (the latter being more rock and roll and the former being straight up acoustic punk rock. i hope you like 
iamashamelessanisuprfan/sam
iamashamelessanisuprfan/sam
There are a lot of ways to say goodbye, but only one or two that have an effect.
What are your favorite ways to say goodbye?
What are your favorite ways to say goodbye?
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nouvelle:
with a hug and a kiss.
claudia:
my favorite way to say goodbye involves molesting the person in question in some way. whether it is a boob grab or a hand on their ass, i want them to remember me as i truly am, the virgin mary bot from outer space. i am spreading the love by spreading my legs.
It's lovely to stroll down telegraph avenue at night in the rain with a beautiful girl in a faux fur jacket.
Especially one that makes for such good company and conversation, one who laughs at Baudelaire for being "angsty."
Especially one that makes for such good company and conversation, one who laughs at Baudelaire for being "angsty."
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dia:
I am wearing a faux fur jacket. Sounds like you had good company, whooooooo!
gwen1:
beutiful girls in Faux fur jackets rock.
Seems like today i'm going to meet a cute and interesting girl for coffee...
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mistersatan:
Later are you gonna "meat" her?
HA!
HA!
solisis:
me too. gosh. except the coffee part
My father left a message on my answering machine. He simply said, "Please call me back, if you have time. I love you."
This is the first and only time he has said that in all of my nearly 21 years.
This is the first and only time he has said that in all of my nearly 21 years.
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catculus:
thanks! I do too!
fred:
just came by to smile and wink at you...
just came by to smile and wink at you...
The city has vision and horizons have vanishing points. When a word's been said repeatedly, it loses its meaning. Youve been spoken for too many times to hold a concrete definition.
There have been too many memories and too many women, so much that it forms not a montage but a synthaesia of sight and pain and lust and rhythm. Youve been through a war...
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There have been too many memories and too many women, so much that it forms not a montage but a synthaesia of sight and pain and lust and rhythm. Youve been through a war...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
That is beautiful and you are beautiful!
That is beautiful and you are beautiful!
mistersatan:
Jesus Christ, you're a good gawddamn writer. Makes me wanna start up again as well.
Whaddya think?
Whaddya think?
Why don't lesbians look like Claudia?
I'm sure the answer is simple and hilarious, a la "Why did the chicken cross the road."
I'm sure the answer is simple and hilarious, a la "Why did the chicken cross the road."
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bionicfemme:
YES! Thank you, that is exactly what i'm talking about!
I like femmey dykes, but they don't really exist!
My ex was super femmey but always acted like a guy, like wearing big leather jackets and opening doors all the time...it was kind of cute.
I like femmey dykes, but they don't really exist!
My ex was super femmey but always acted like a guy, like wearing big leather jackets and opening doors all the time...it was kind of cute.
mistersatan:
BF, are you absolutely SURE we're not related or something?
Everything comes full circle.
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jjay:
and than it explodes!!!!
mistersatan:
It does? *looks behind him for the boot in his ass*
Thanks for the kind words, dear.
Thanks for the kind words, dear.
I just hope not to make their mistakes. I want to make mistakes that I can call my own!
Congrats on the article in the Reporter! You MUST post a link to it after it gets published!!!
Well, I'm going to go eat some ant meat for lunch. Does Ameile want some? *giggles*