my mind has been full of thoughts of someone i have never met.....so much of it has to be my imagination; the way he walks, the way his hands would feel (rough or soft?), how my head would feel resting on his shoulder.
the thunder isnt making me feel any less lonesome, i miss my dog. he and i shared the same fear of thunder...
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whoever said cleaning out the cat litter box at 2:30AM while naked was fun is very very wrong.
oh wait, no one ever said that.
nevermind.
oh wait, no one ever said that.
nevermind.
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jasonzot:
From a male perspective, imagine the 2:30 cleaning with a littermaid box and having potential cat toys dangling during the cleaning....not a pleasant thought by any strectch of the imagination. Did I just make it worse or is that fun for the whole family?
chde:
Maybe it's only fun for the cat.
i am currently watching jenna jameson in dream quest. its a porn with a plot, although the plot is about sex (of course)
here is what i have learned from this:
1) jenna is way hotter in person than on video (and she is pretty damn hott on video)
2) watching porn in a room with various newborn infant items takes the sexiness out of...
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here is what i have learned from this:
1) jenna is way hotter in person than on video (and she is pretty damn hott on video)
2) watching porn in a room with various newborn infant items takes the sexiness out of...
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emma:
ah one of regular sat. nights...
i'm addicted to porn, and i love every min
i'm addicted to porn, and i love every min
ponyboy_curtis:
i suggest stuff by John Leslie. his videos are raw, and pretty voyeuristic. no plots really and no trolls though, sorry.
ps. i just recently (like within the last year) saw Boondock Saints and couldn't believe i'd never even heard of it before. It inspired me to become the superhero i am today.
ps. i just recently (like within the last year) saw Boondock Saints and couldn't believe i'd never even heard of it before. It inspired me to become the superhero i am today.
there is nothing that makes me feel more giddy than a tired ear from having the telephone pressed against it for so long.
miles are all of a sudden my worst enemy.
miles are all of a sudden my worst enemy.
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jessica:
Girl, I was thinkin' the same thing about why we didn't actually hang out. You probably thought I was a big sorority girl or something, ha ha. I wasn't AS noctornal then, but I did fall asleep at work in the classroom once!
Hmmm, I wonder who lives miles away that you're so sad about? You mysterious girl, you!
Hmmm, I wonder who lives miles away that you're so sad about? You mysterious girl, you!
bailey:
dammit scotty! you werent supposed to tell anyone about my other job. god damn, now my phone wont stop ringing....
monkey~ a date where you buy my donuts would be amazing. i can hold my fnger out and we can play ring toss.
toreena! rock and fucking roll, girlfriend!!!
jess~ if i could do it all over again.....i wouldnt have gone there in the first place. but if i had to..i would have followed you around until you invited me in for tea.
monkey~ a date where you buy my donuts would be amazing. i can hold my fnger out and we can play ring toss.
toreena! rock and fucking roll, girlfriend!!!
jess~ if i could do it all over again.....i wouldnt have gone there in the first place. but if i had to..i would have followed you around until you invited me in for tea.
isabelle is on her way and i'm dead tired from the long stressful day of work.
although i was serving dinner to the kiddos and asked one if he wanted onions. "no bailey, i'm a vegetarian"
gosh i love brain injuries
although i was serving dinner to the kiddos and asked one if he wanted onions. "no bailey, i'm a vegetarian"
gosh i love brain injuries
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zenexistence:
It's the compassion for the kids that keeps me coming back. You realize that, don't you?
Oh, look a 40 of Schlitz! Now, what am I lacking ... hmmm, hmmm, something, something ...
-Scotty
Oh, look a 40 of Schlitz! Now, what am I lacking ... hmmm, hmmm, something, something ...
-Scotty
emma:
god i wish we lived closer. you were such an awesome woman..i wish we could have spent more time together
so this is the third journal entry i have written in a little over and hour.
i'm pretty much sick of everything that goes on in boston....even the library is on my nerves today. and usually i can find myself lost in the stack of books, picking out a life i can get lost in for 400 pages, or so.
i've been compiling a list...
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i'm pretty much sick of everything that goes on in boston....even the library is on my nerves today. and usually i can find myself lost in the stack of books, picking out a life i can get lost in for 400 pages, or so.
i've been compiling a list...
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bailey:
xdaniellex- right on. i'm so ready to write letters to anyone and everyone
kitten- meow! lets be friends.......thanks for the compliments...
kitten- meow! lets be friends.......thanks for the compliments...
none:
the art of letter writing has definitely undergone a rebirth with the advent of the email. pre-internerd i never read a single sentence anyone of my friends or family ever wrote. granted puncuation and prose have gone the way of the dodo but at least people are using the written(type) word. since i got on the information superhighway several years back my use of the email has border on epistolary promiscuousness.
as for the knives. i'd opt for a sock and a cueball.
-as for the computer. f' computers. i stare at one all day at work and then what do i do when i get home to rewind.. you guessed it.
-just got the digital camera myself. thinking about taking pictures of my paunch to upload to my profile.
-typewriter. i have my grandmother's old deluxe. it's about 200 lbs. the r sticks, i can't find a ribbon for it and i planning on writing my memoirs on it.
-pen pal - see above. my penmanship is terrible.
-brass knuckles. sock of death.
-Mid East/Sabbath Thursday. I'm in.
as for the knives. i'd opt for a sock and a cueball.
-as for the computer. f' computers. i stare at one all day at work and then what do i do when i get home to rewind.. you guessed it.
-just got the digital camera myself. thinking about taking pictures of my paunch to upload to my profile.
-typewriter. i have my grandmother's old deluxe. it's about 200 lbs. the r sticks, i can't find a ribbon for it and i planning on writing my memoirs on it.
-pen pal - see above. my penmanship is terrible.
-brass knuckles. sock of death.
-Mid East/Sabbath Thursday. I'm in.
OH OH OH! BOSTON PEEPS- get in touch. thursday night we are gonna rock the town!
well....
i just dont know what to these days.
luckily, isabelle is coming tomorrow. yippee!
question of the day: do actions always speak louder than words??
my whole life right now revolves around pertaining and eating donuts. i guess it could be worse....
i just dont know what to these days.
luckily, isabelle is coming tomorrow. yippee!
question of the day: do actions always speak louder than words??
my whole life right now revolves around pertaining and eating donuts. i guess it could be worse....
so mum took me out today for a trip to the spa. there i am, all relaxed and whatnot, letting the cutie-pie of a girl take control of my face. there are candles burning, and soft new-agey type music playing softly in the background. all of a sudden i tune into that music and its the theme from x-files!?! so i open my eyes, half...
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zenexistence:
And they shape so well, I'm a sucker for good eyebrows.
And ties.
And pale tall girls.
Oh, look -- a cold shower with my name on it, ta-da!
-Scotty
And ties.
And pale tall girls.
Oh, look -- a cold shower with my name on it, ta-da!
-Scotty
monk_stah:
the internal debate rages still, was it aliens or just theme music that causes time lapsing.
i remember arkansas and a girl with hair that seemed to not fit her properly, even though she was 20.
it tends to remind of they live!.
moral of my story: arkansas can be quite scary even without incest.
i remember arkansas and a girl with hair that seemed to not fit her properly, even though she was 20.
it tends to remind of they live!.
moral of my story: arkansas can be quite scary even without incest.
egads! i love coming up with crazy exclamations!
my favorite, of course, being the "huzzah! her sides are made of iron!" the story about the USS Constitution getting the nickname of old ironsides. okay, enough about boston....
sooo i feel totally lost right now. i'm in a strange room and i dont know how to get home. no.no. not that kind of lost. i just...
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my favorite, of course, being the "huzzah! her sides are made of iron!" the story about the USS Constitution getting the nickname of old ironsides. okay, enough about boston....
sooo i feel totally lost right now. i'm in a strange room and i dont know how to get home. no.no. not that kind of lost. i just...
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zenexistence:
Dearest B,
I'm rather sure you're the coolest girl ever [I'm going to check the official records, but I'm willing to bet I'm correct on this], since this is the case, send me you're resume and I'll work as your agent to garner employment.
The last time I checked, job possibilites in Tampa were vast -- and I have this big, lonely apartment with a closet just screaming for someone to occupy it. Friends is a given, you love Pee Wee and Brett Easton Ellis and you have to remember our 'tattoo soulmate' issue. We were made to be buds.
It's just a crying shame that my middle name is Mortimer and that I don't own a bolo tie -- but I'd hold your hand and people-watch with you until the cows came home.
-Scotty
I'm rather sure you're the coolest girl ever [I'm going to check the official records, but I'm willing to bet I'm correct on this], since this is the case, send me you're resume and I'll work as your agent to garner employment.
The last time I checked, job possibilites in Tampa were vast -- and I have this big, lonely apartment with a closet just screaming for someone to occupy it. Friends is a given, you love Pee Wee and Brett Easton Ellis and you have to remember our 'tattoo soulmate' issue. We were made to be buds.
It's just a crying shame that my middle name is Mortimer and that I don't own a bolo tie -- but I'd hold your hand and people-watch with you until the cows came home.
-Scotty
isabelle:
call me! the time grows near!
a pirate walks into a bar with
a steering wheel attached to
his belt.
the bartender says, "hey man,
there's a steering wheel
attached to your belt."
the pirate replies, "yar. its
driving me nuts."
a steering wheel attached to
his belt.
the bartender says, "hey man,
there's a steering wheel
attached to your belt."
the pirate replies, "yar. its
driving me nuts."
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peeshypunk:
A guy walks into a bar and sees a monkey in a cage behind the counter. He asks what's the story.
"You don't even want to know, fella," the bartender says as he pours him a drink.
After his drink he asks again.
"OK," the bartender says. So her takes the monkey out, bashes it over the head with a bat, and it proceeds to go down on the bartender.
"Holy shit!" the man exclaims.
"Yeah," the bartender says, "you want to give it a try?"
"Sure," the man says, "but do you really need to hit me over the head with that bat?"
"You don't even want to know, fella," the bartender says as he pours him a drink.
After his drink he asks again.
"OK," the bartender says. So her takes the monkey out, bashes it over the head with a bat, and it proceeds to go down on the bartender.
"Holy shit!" the man exclaims.
"Yeah," the bartender says, "you want to give it a try?"
"Sure," the man says, "but do you really need to hit me over the head with that bat?"
zenexistence:
Okay, so this is twice that I have launched items fom my mouth while reading your posts, Bay. My monitor and I offer great thanks.
I'm trying to picture you saying, "yar", all pirate-like.
It makes me smirk.
I keep racking my melon for witty jokes but I have none.
Damn, my feeble mind.
-Scotty
I'm trying to picture you saying, "yar", all pirate-like.
It makes me smirk.
I keep racking my melon for witty jokes but I have none.
Damn, my feeble mind.
-Scotty
this morning my cats decided to wake me up by biting my nipple rings. one on each ring. i cant help but think that this was planned and someone had a camera ready to go.
i was thinking of doing a cute little photo shoot with them. kitty porn.
yes. i know. that was so not funny.
i was thinking of doing a cute little photo shoot with them. kitty porn.
yes. i know. that was so not funny.
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chaosmonkey:
Bailey,
My hair is awful, and there are pictures. But I'm in a wife-beater. Playing GTAIII. I feel so redneck.
Slater
My hair is awful, and there are pictures. But I'm in a wife-beater. Playing GTAIII. I feel so redneck.
Slater
joscelyne:
kitty porn is the name of our band, haha