i am currently watching jenna jameson in dream quest. its a porn with a plot, although the plot is about sex (of course)
here is what i have learned from this:
1) jenna is way hotter in person than on video (and she is pretty damn hott on video)
2) watching porn in a room with various newborn infant items takes the sexiness out of it
3) even porn stars have trouble getting it in
4) whiney girls having sex is just annoying
5)blow jobs get really old really quickly (unless, of course, you are getting them, in which case i am sure you never tire)
6)judging from the way this girl is screaming, even sex with a troll can be good
what a way to spend a saturday night. alone, watching porn.
i feel like such a dude.
here is what i have learned from this:
1) jenna is way hotter in person than on video (and she is pretty damn hott on video)
2) watching porn in a room with various newborn infant items takes the sexiness out of it
3) even porn stars have trouble getting it in
4) whiney girls having sex is just annoying
5)blow jobs get really old really quickly (unless, of course, you are getting them, in which case i am sure you never tire)
6)judging from the way this girl is screaming, even sex with a troll can be good
what a way to spend a saturday night. alone, watching porn.
i feel like such a dude.
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i'm addicted to porn, and i love every min
ps. i just recently (like within the last year) saw Boondock Saints and couldn't believe i'd never even heard of it before. It inspired me to become the superhero i am today.