Saturday Jul 06, 2002

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a pirate walks into a bar with
a steering wheel attached to
his belt.

the bartender says, "hey man,
there's a steering wheel
attached to your belt."

the pirate replies, "yar. its
driving me nuts."
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peeshypunk:
A guy walks into a bar and sees a monkey in a cage behind the counter. He asks what's the story.
"You don't even want to know, fella," the bartender says as he pours him a drink.
After his drink he asks again.
"OK," the bartender says. So her takes the monkey out, bashes it over the head with a bat, and it proceeds to go down on the bartender.
"Holy shit!" the man exclaims.
"Yeah," the bartender says, "you want to give it a try?"
"Sure," the man says, "but do you really need to hit me over the head with that bat?"
zenexistence:
Okay, so this is twice that I have launched items fom my mouth while reading your posts, Bay. My monitor and I offer great thanks.
I'm trying to picture you saying, "yar", all pirate-like.
It makes me smirk.

I keep racking my melon for witty jokes but I have none.

Damn, my feeble mind.

-Scotty

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