nobody likes me
everybody hates me
i'm gonna go eat worms
everybody hates me
i'm gonna go eat worms
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why dont missy and spooky ever talk to me?
i feel like the unloved child...the one they forget and leave home alone while they go on vacation.
okay, so i feel like that culkin kid.
it could be worse, i guess.
no really, it could be.
its just going to take a minute to think of how....
i feel like the unloved child...the one they forget and leave home alone while they go on vacation.
okay, so i feel like that culkin kid.
it could be worse, i guess.
no really, it could be.
its just going to take a minute to think of how....
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zenexistence:
Spooky talks to me all the time.
Actually, I'm quite tired of his incessant nagging; "Scotty, stop touching yourself," or "Scotty, you look mighty hot in those capri pants,' or even "Scotty, please put down the that stuffed great dane and pull up your pants, stupid."
Granted, these are all voices that I hear in my head so that begs me to ask the question: Spooky, how are you getting in my head?
-Me
PS Do you think maybe you could ask Shelby to give me a call? He owes me a beer.
Actually, I'm quite tired of his incessant nagging; "Scotty, stop touching yourself," or "Scotty, you look mighty hot in those capri pants,' or even "Scotty, please put down the that stuffed great dane and pull up your pants, stupid."
Granted, these are all voices that I hear in my head so that begs me to ask the question: Spooky, how are you getting in my head?
-Me
PS Do you think maybe you could ask Shelby to give me a call? He owes me a beer.
rogueboy:
It's probably because they find your eternal goodness intimidating.
Or maybe they're just REALLY busy. Don't take it personally.
Or maybe they're just REALLY busy. Don't take it personally.
pissface and bella make their suicidegirls debut!
oh my, this was the best revenge for my evil roommates....put their cats in porno.
oh my, this was the best revenge for my evil roommates....put their cats in porno.
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zenexistence:
Kitty porn makes me smile like a gas-huffer on super unleaded.
So does your new set.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Next stop? Gas station.
-Scotty
So does your new set.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Next stop? Gas station.
-Scotty
bettietwoguns:
Oh so hot (the new set). Of course we can be best friends!!!
i'm getting tired.
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ponyboy_curtis:
sleep a long black sleep.
i'm reading the lords of chaos now.
thanks for the tip.
i'm reading the lords of chaos now.
thanks for the tip.
biohazyrd:
B, might i suggest some Chai tea and 465 rotations of your pillows, just like how i prepare for bed. on the 450th rotation you should hit some form of nirvana.
or perhaps the nurses could do it for you. wait, you mean you don't have nurses.
josyph, the stranger one
or perhaps the nurses could do it for you. wait, you mean you don't have nurses.
josyph, the stranger one
fuck 'safety' and 'rational thinking'
it ruins all my warm and fuzzy daydreams.
i feel like i've got nothin now. the things i was looking forward to..well, they just scare me now. i wasnt scared before. and now if i think about it, my stomach hurts.
i never thought i was someone afraid of change. i still dont really think i am. i just dont...
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it ruins all my warm and fuzzy daydreams.
i feel like i've got nothin now. the things i was looking forward to..well, they just scare me now. i wasnt scared before. and now if i think about it, my stomach hurts.
i never thought i was someone afraid of change. i still dont really think i am. i just dont...
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jessica:
Whack! I guess that's why they don't have seesaws anymore. Or jungle gyms over concrete like in my day, ha ha.
Dude, you scared me for a second about LC! If they only knew about us.....
Ugh, Syracuse scares me. Still doing an anti- SU set?
Dude, you scared me for a second about LC! If they only knew about us.....
Ugh, Syracuse scares me. Still doing an anti- SU set? this morning i was trying desperately to grab some quiet time at the donut shop when this guy started talking to me. i've talked to him before. hes safe.
hes the head of the naacp and some other civil rights groups in my neighborhood. he started talking about all this bullshit that i didnt care about. but i thought that maybe i should pay attention...
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hes the head of the naacp and some other civil rights groups in my neighborhood. he started talking about all this bullshit that i didnt care about. but i thought that maybe i should pay attention...
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emma:
haha. bailey the chair breaker..
brew ha ha
brew ha ha
biohazyrd:
it's all in the glaze. the glaze is evil. yes. it does make them taste better. but they are evil. stay away from the glaze.
josyph
josyph
..and your taste still lingers on my lips
like i just placed them upon yours
and i starve
i starve for you
but this new diets liquid
and dulling to the senses
and its crude
but it will do
i hope it will do
-dc
like i just placed them upon yours
and i starve
i starve for you
but this new diets liquid
and dulling to the senses
and its crude
but it will do
i hope it will do
-dc
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chaosmonkey:
Hah. Isn't there a difference between meeting someone in a bar and meeting someone on the internet? I'm not marrying the girl, y'know. And besides, I knew right off that she could read, and read well.
It's different. Right?
It's different. Right?
biohazyrd:
B,
You make a sailor out on a long stretch of time upon the sea become eager to return home. Wait, i'm no sea man, and how the hell did i get on this boat? uh, greetings from wherever i am, Indonesia, Tokyo bay, the Pacific Rim, yep, i did say rim. that's a bad word where i'm from.
josyph
You make a sailor out on a long stretch of time upon the sea become eager to return home. Wait, i'm no sea man, and how the hell did i get on this boat? uh, greetings from wherever i am, Indonesia, Tokyo bay, the Pacific Rim, yep, i did say rim. that's a bad word where i'm from.
josyph
i have a new boyfriend. his name is tyrone. he is eleven.
i met tyrone last night at subway, where i was buying myself a well-deserved dinner. he was sitting by himself and looking oh-so-cute.
i smiled at him and he said, "hello there pretty lady. i like your tattoos."
so i sat with him and talked about the book he was reading. (my first...
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i met tyrone last night at subway, where i was buying myself a well-deserved dinner. he was sitting by himself and looking oh-so-cute.
i smiled at him and he said, "hello there pretty lady. i like your tattoos."
so i sat with him and talked about the book he was reading. (my first...
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zenexistence:
My Mom said I was going to be a bank robber.
Well, hah! I showed her! Fate my ass! Hah! Take that, ma!
Now, if I could only learn this 'smooth' things with the chicks ...
-Scotty
PS Camping Rule Numero Uno: Stop, Drop and Roll -- especially if you've had too many Jager shots.
Are you gonna dress up like the Crocodile Hunter while guiding all these souls about in the bush? Sounds like a photo shoot just waiting to happen ...
Crikey.
Well, hah! I showed her! Fate my ass! Hah! Take that, ma!
Now, if I could only learn this 'smooth' things with the chicks ...
-Scotty
PS Camping Rule Numero Uno: Stop, Drop and Roll -- especially if you've had too many Jager shots.
Are you gonna dress up like the Crocodile Hunter while guiding all these souls about in the bush? Sounds like a photo shoot just waiting to happen ...
Crikey.
digdug:
Is that for real?!?
tyrone is soo fuckin' HOT!
tyrone is soo fuckin' HOT!
people used to tell me, "you make me think too much."
i could never understand why this was a bad thing.
i like to think. i like to have something serious to talk to other people about. there is just so many minutes of pointless conversation i can take.
good conversation is the best kind of foreplay.
i could never understand why this was a bad thing.
i like to think. i like to have something serious to talk to other people about. there is just so many minutes of pointless conversation i can take.
good conversation is the best kind of foreplay.
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biohazyrd:
B,
Vanilla Coke, very sexy. The new Spanish Fly.
josyph
Vanilla Coke, very sexy. The new Spanish Fly.
josyph
demolitionkitten:
oh oh oh
I have a total bonnie and clyde fetish!
I am soooooo down.
Though you can have brad pitt and i'll take michael madsen! and then when they start cramping our style...we'll push THEM off the cliff!! yay! I am so excited! I need to mail you later today...
I have a total bonnie and clyde fetish!
I am soooooo down.
Though you can have brad pitt and i'll take michael madsen! and then when they start cramping our style...we'll push THEM off the cliff!! yay! I am so excited! I need to mail you later today...
i took my nipple rings out. anything that causes my nipples to bleed is bad. fear not, a couple sets are waiting to go up that feature these wonderful pieces of metal. you didnt miss a thing.
the patriots lost their exhibition game last night. it makes me sad.
i just wrote a whole long reply to ZenExistence's journal entry. i'm tapped for anything meaningful...
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the patriots lost their exhibition game last night. it makes me sad.
i just wrote a whole long reply to ZenExistence's journal entry. i'm tapped for anything meaningful...
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bailey:
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
yesssss!!! come to boston.
i'm actually going shopping next weekend for a new best friend. hopefully i can afford you.
B
yesssss!!! come to boston.
i'm actually going shopping next weekend for a new best friend. hopefully i can afford you.
B
liquid29:
Damn...nobody ever buys me....
trying to think of something creative and witty to keep my many fans amused for a whole weekend sure is hard.....
looking forward to a weekend of painting the apartment and seeing my bestest bestest friend in the whole wide world. havent been around her since march. way too fucking long.
long distance phone calls. i love them.
looking forward to a weekend of painting the apartment and seeing my bestest bestest friend in the whole wide world. havent been around her since march. way too fucking long.
long distance phone calls. i love them.
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zenexistence:
I like long distance apartment painting with my best marching friend, personally.
I am a fucktard.
-Me
I am a fucktard.
-Me
marikdfa:
Hi, I want to send you out a Glassjaw T-shirt courtesy of the guys, if I send it to the sg address c/o Bailey, will you make sure that someone forwards it to you?
lmk
lmk
but i don't think worms are so tasty and delicious..
they get stuck in you teeth as best i can tell